"Stop pestering Satan."

is Marge...


NEXT:

"Oooo, a headbag. These are chock full of...heady goodness."

Is it apu? i'm not sorry to revive this thread because i was thinking of starting a similar one myself.
I like this one
New "He's is my favorite fictional character"

man i wish you hadn't done this.... i'm trying very hard to resist the temptation to get sucked back into this... :crazy:

Maybe it would be good if i restated the Rules sort of.
This is a sort of trivia game, one quote is given, then the next person who wants to post a quote has to identify which character said the previous quote.
I think to combat people who do not read it would be easier to ignore posts that don't fit
....and to anyone who may be wondering yes i read all these posts, i am a Simpson’s fan.
P.S. don't let it die there are still plenty of good quotes, plus you get to hear about and remember Simpson episodes that made you laugh.

that was Homer.

LOL. good to c this thread again.

"Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?"

come on! please!

you need to stop now... my fingers are starting to twitch...

its been 8 months of freedom

tralls, kadath, camelbackcinema - please make them stop!

i don't know if i can handle checking this site before i go to work, at work, when i get home & when i wakeup during the night to keep on top again...

don't put me through this again - you know i can't stay away

i'm begging you - start quoting 'doogie houser' or 'walker - texas ranger' or such - i can easily stay away from that

come on Darens,

you know u want to submit to us...

i know you've missed this thread...

its just a few small quotes...

*inserts evil laugh*

Fine:

"Ok Skinner, where do you want it?"

*Skinner spits in Doogie's face*

"Not smart!"

It's either kodos or kang when he/it tries to get marge pregnant, a very good episode, at least i think that's where it's from.

New(i think pretty easy but it's one of my favorites)

"You'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel"

And darens all i have to say is "one of us, one of us"

yer, it was Kang.

"You'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel"

i'll say Homer for this one.

how about...

"Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden."

Only homer could say something like that.
allright.... a harder one "We're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions, do you understand?"

well i've just been reading up on some of the old pages...

and it appears i stumped some people with my old quote...

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."

is actually Rainier Wolfcastle. sorry i didn't reply straight away. i was on holiday.

now,

on 2 the new quote:

"We're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions, do you understand?"

that was Scully, right???

asking Homer about the Monty Burns alien.

how about...

Yep you got it, but it's when he's hooked up to the lie detector, and the next line homer says "yes" and the machine blows up.
Incidently for the new quote I just saw that episode a few days ago it's Lionel Hutz.
Ok a new one..."I was saying boo-urns"

"I was saying boo-urns"

that was said by Moleman wasn't it???

mkay,

i'll quote...

Shoot that one was tough took me a little bit thought it was Frink at first but it's actually Burns, when Smithers is pedaling and gets stung by a bee.
New(i think this should be pretty easy) "You took four minutes of my life and i want them back."

Moleman.

when he gets locked in the Kwiki-mart...(sp)

in the short tales episope.

new:

Only Marge would say something like that, it's too late to think of another quote at least for me, i have an exam tomorrow, maybe someone esle can think of one.

too late??? LOL. its Lunch Time here!

i'll do another...

Sideshow Bob, a great quote and coincidentally I’ll be taking a test in chemistry pretty soon, it was around 12 am where I live.
Here's a new one.

The one the only Llynal (sic) Hutz.

Would be Lenny.

How about this one?

Reverend Lovejoy

Your quote is otto, and it has been used before.
There was a mistake in the order because i had already answered the one ChistledStone answered but no matter, here's the new one...

"I know it seems farfetched, even insulting to your intelligence, but there's a simple and highly satisfying explanation."

was said by Lisa.

try:

whew almost stumped me, it took me a while cause it's out of context, it's Burns.
The line before it makes that quote come to life it's Smithers and he says something like, (paraphrasing)"Your popularity is low people think you're something of an ogre"
Here’s the new one…

That'd be Homer in the episode where they reunite Krusty and his father.

Being popular is the most important thing in the world.

that was Homer again.

i'll use:

Your quote is Abe Simpson,
new quote(really easy I think)
and from the same episode..

that was Homer.

how about:

It was Bart. Homer has too many good lines.
New....

ooo...

that one had me thinkin hard...

that was Quimby wasn't it???

refering to hotdogs.

NEW:

edited....

Yep you got it. Ishmal you quote is Marge i think. She drinks something and the walls turn a different color.
New quote(obscure):

that was a stock broker to Homer.

"I'm gonna buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat!"

Your quote is Moe when he gets a date.
new one ....

Abe Simpson referring to the many facets of his son...

that was Milhouse.

when he met his Shellbieville(sp) double.

new:

That was Homer.
New...

that one, was Abe.

That was Homer

That was Kent Brockman reporting in the comet episode.

was Marge.

NEXT:

That was Grandpa

NEXT:

Groundskeeper Willie, of course. :)

NEXT:

that quote was Jasper.

NEXT:

That would be Barney.

that was the Germans wasn't it???

when they bought the Power Plant??

assuming i'm right...

NEW:

It was Barney.

was Ralph

**message too short**

That was milhouse
and a new one

Willy, Treehouse of Horror

I hope I'm playing this right....

new one:

that would be Lisa

next:

That would be Dr. Nick i think, and poppinjay you are playing it right.
New one...

that was Homer when he was without Beer & TV

that was Homer...

hows about somthing easier???

That's Grampa, helping Homer join the future "No Homers" club.

From the episode I watched tonight:

hmm...you got me, maybe a hint...

It's from a recent treehouse of horror.

i'm stumped as well.

good one Kadath!

Wasn't that from the episode in which guns are banned and the zombies rise to take over? Wasn't that Treehouse of Horror 13 (season 14, episode 1)?

Yes, it was. It was an old west gunslinger that been long dead. I think it's Billy the Kid, but I'm not sure, which is why I haven't answered until now.

to get us going again...

That would be Ned Flanders in the Vegas episode.

Bart Simpson in the espiode where he sold his soul to Milhouse

Wasn't it my turn? Oh well. The home wine making course one is from the "Secrets of a Succesful Marriage" episode. Now time for mine!

Looking for who said it and the episode. GL.

That was Smithers to Mr. Burns in the lost Bobo episode.

That was marge in the episode where Homer gets accused of sexual harrasment.
Here is a new quote.....

Too tough??? It was Bart from the same episode, when the TV show makes its retractions for the inaccurate stories.....Someone else can do a quote instead of me.

Ok then

1. The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.

oops got mine in too late.

Is...Homer. Lisa is complaining that all the food he's eating has been killed cruelly or something.

I guess we give up? That's a toughy.

I'll post a new one while we wait for Kadath's answer.

anyone, anyone?

That sir, would be Millhouse.

'nother...

Comic Bookstore Guy

Another:

Sounds like Selma to me.

I think you're right. Post another Kostya.

Ok, then I will

That could only be Snake!

Okay this is a bit of a trick quote, but it contains a good hint:

Well, that's a play on Cheers, so I'm gonna say Moe. Let me know if I'm right and I'll post another.

Nope. Hint: In this episode, Homer walks into the real cheers and over hears it.

It's been awhile so I'll give the answer:

It's Carla voiced by Rhea Pearlman in the episode where Marge reveals her fear of flying. Homer is kicked out of Moe's, goes looking for another bar and wanders into Cheers.

Here's the script segment from Snpp.com


Homer: Ooh, this looks like a nice friendly place.
Carla: Sammy, you're too old to go on a date with two twins on the same
night you're supposed to marry Diane without Rebecca knowing.
Sam: OK, Carla, I'll make you a bet: if this affects my major league
comeback, I'll sell my bar.
Norm: Woody...gimme a beer.
Woody: I think you've had enough, Mr. Peterson. My chiropractor says I
can't carry you home any more.
Norm: Just gimme another beer, you brain-dead hick! [grabs wine
bottle, smashes it, holds it by the neck]
I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!
Cliff: [restraining him] Whoa, settle down, Normy. Gotta save those
pipes for Karaoke.
Homer: [gasps] Whoa! [runs out]
Norm: I love you guys...[weeps]


Anyways here's a new one:

That's Bart in the lunchhall...

I think Malk has a little promo saying it now comes with Vitamin K or something...

Kadith's quote:
"All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova...or maybe it was a street corner."

said by Barney in "New York vs. Homer Simpson:

Damn, I suspected that one too! A pox on my fear of negligible risk!

I like the one where Moe answers the phone and says:-

"What?...Who?......Hunt?.....Mike Hunt?.....

Hey! Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

Isnt that grandpa?

ding ding ding!

correct.

your turn.

... " We should thank our lucky stars that they're still putting on a program of this caliber after so many years"

no one knows? or has it been forgotten?

either lisa or bart in the poochy episode...50/50 i'll guess lisa because she's a female.

lol it is lisa but the bottom part just my sig. sorry for the confusion :) your turn

I knew the bottom part was a sig, it just helped me guess.

Homer, of course.

Professor Frink, right after explaining the 'rapid oscillation' of particles to preschoolers. Technically he says: "No, you can't play with it. You wouldn't enjoy it on as many levels as I do."

Great great episode though.

That would I believe be Lisa looking at the Canoe on the rather substandard warf in the Camp Crusty episode asking if it was safe.

I believe it was Kerny (sp) who said 'well it ain't gettin' any safer'

That seems like Homer. Someone is explaining they need help, and Homer says "Like from Batman" and they say "No, from a scientist."

Would that be Homer's case against the fish restaurant? That sounds like a Hutz. The "All You Can Eat" place where Marge asks if the bread has fish in it, which of course it does.

That's Homer to Apu

Try this one: That's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickles.