Lisa! Also, the traditionally accepted spelling is "D'oh." :D

It occurs to me I missed the latest Treehouse of Horror tonight...oh well.

"We'll do anything you say. Anything!"

some old lady "pennywhistles and moonpies"

lisa and bart at a smashing pumpkins concert or some festival,

quote lisa:

"hmm....that smells like otto's jacket"

I enjoy the people who can't get their arms fully around the concept of this thread.

Here is a recap, for those who came late to the thread: this is trivia, of sorts. A person gives a quote. You guess the speaker and then repeat the process. And so it goes, this thing of ours.


A tough one, but I have faith in daren42:
"Did you know Fat Tony's real first name is Marion?"

just when i thought this thread was dead...

is the one time appearance (i think) of Frankie the Squealer

here's one that might be a little tricky:

Ya gotta help me! My daughter found out I'm a jerk!

I know I'm not playing by the rules, but I just saw an episode the other night that I had never seen before and it had a hysterical quote that I just had to post. (I think the last quote might be Krusty, by the way.)

"Looks like this story has a happy ending. Just like my last massage."

looks like you are playing proper now... yes the quote was from Krusty

is that Krusty too? not sure so i'll hold off on a new quote...

No. It was not Krusty.

hmmmm.... i dunno - my last guess is marge

The correct answer was Otto. Next quote:

"You bent my wookie."

that was Ralph & i think it was quoted already...

time for new quote:

I wish there was some other explanation for this, but there isn't.
I'm a murderer. I'm a murderer!

darens42, I believe that was Flanders when his houseplant died.

very well done. do you have a quote for us losers with no life?

Try this on for size (shouldn't be too difficult):

"Ohhh, so your Bart Simpson aye? Well since my breakfast burrito is contriving rapidly I will be blunt, your too late I sold your soul last night."

-BD

I believe that is Comic Book Guy.

If I am correct try this one - "Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass"

Homer: "I like my tv loud, my beer cold and my homosexuals FLAMING"
Lenny: (To a guy from REM) "Gotta pee huh?"
Carl: "Lenny and Carl, I like the sound of that"
More to come as I think of more, there are entirely too many great ones

That would be Apu. 51% of Homer would still be a lot of carcass.


"Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims she forgot she was carrying that bottle of delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors... So tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!"

I can't believe I forgot the one Homer quote I use the most, "The problem with relationships is communication, too much communication"

I believe that is Lionel Hutz.

Next one, so simple, yet so funny.

"You sunk my battleship."

That's Jasper, at Bingo, with Lisa calling the numbers.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?"

i think the last one was Homer... correct me if i'm wrong

new one (i blanked the name to make it harder)

"careful ******** that sponge has corners"

JSwiss - Please go back & read through the post - the idea is you post the quote without telling who said it & we all guess who said it while happily reliving the crazy antics of the show & get that special warm fuzzy feeling all over

is montgomery burns

new quote:

You probably remember me from such films as `The Revenge of Abe Lincoln', and `The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West'.

That would have to be Troy McClure.

How about: "They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants."

is Moe

new quote:

Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!

Homer.


"Are you crazy? We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, Tartar Control Duff, ohhh..."

Barney

"They call them fingers but i've never seen them fing.....ohh their they go."

sounds like montgomery burns - but i'm not sure - maybe its frink ?

Otto, while high.

I can't think of a quote; I'm a little burned out, and all I can think of is the crap I have to do for work.

well then if you dont mind i'll post a new quote in your crappy work burned out state of absent mindness...

i'm always full of _________(insert your joke here)... let's say new quotes:

I don't want your dirty denominators!

Must keep the thread going, here is a recent one:
duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck ...

Chocolate Microscopes?

ummm... Daren = Lisa... and i think a-j & theo are both Ralph Wiggum...

NEXT... a easy one.

"No, you got the wrong number. This is 912."

Chief Wiggum, unwilling to do any work?

"Homer, that hat's been with the station twenty years! He had one day left till retirement."

is Kent Brockman

new:

Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet?

i guess i picked another difficult one...

it was apu from the same ep with homer wearing a cap/tv into the quicke mart

i'll leave the floor open for a new quote...

how about...

Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy.. free.."

Homer, fantasizing about the blimp ride he had to sell to Barney so he could have money for Lisa.

I am still out of quotes. "Let's hurl a brick-i-mart..."

That was Bart singing in the "Homer and Apu" episode.

"Whaddya mean I can't take off my sweater - I'M HOT!!

I think thats bart, I'm not sure.... is it the one with the MAD T-shirt?

Not Bart, Hint: it was in the episode where Bart and Milhouse watch the Comic Store

I feel like it's Krusty.

is a drunk Mr. Fred Rogers on one of the comic book guys secret video tapes

new quote:

All right, class, today we'll be sitting quietly in the dark because teacher has a hangover.

Must be Mrs. Krapable (sp?)

If that is correct, try this one: "Why is it when I heard the word 'school' and the word 'exploded,' I immediately thought of the word 'SKINNER'?"

"So you want a rock fight, eh?" (picks up rock with flanders written on it)

Totally hilarious!

roguehunter65 - try to guess the character making the quote in the previous post before posting a new quote...

it goes something like this...

pixelbend - that was supernintendo chalmers

roguehunter65 - that was said by homer

new quote:

Oh I would date Ned in a second if I was a woman or gay

I can even give a close approximation of the rest of darens42's quote

"He seems like a cuddler, and I like that, I like to be cuddled, I like to be held..." One of Wiggum's best lines ever, in the dating tape Homer makes when Maude dies.


"Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?"

Marge, to Homer.

Someone else.

Don't forget the ever so classic "Doh"

Stunning how obvious it is that people, far from reading the whole thread, can't even be bothered to read the FIRST POST.

Lets get this going again with: "Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occassions."

is Abe Simpson

new quote:

Scrump-diddley-eriffic!

only flanders would say something like that.


"i was at a pornography store, i was buying pornography"

Homer in the Mr. Plow Episode (one of my all-time fave's)

"Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg"

Sorry to butt in but I just saw the episode with this in it: chunkylover53@aol.com
Hilarious episode. :thumbsup:

Carry on. :)

Ah, good old Nick Riviera.

A line I used to say all the time in high school (especially while driving):

"Put it in H!"

(Happens to also be from the Mr. Plow episode)

was not Flanders - was prez George H Bush talking to Flanders....

d'oh!

ok here's another "Well.. eh, I think I'm getting repetitive stress disorder from scratching my butt all day."

Crazy Vaclav, the auto salesman

here's mine:

Way to breathe, no breath

is Jimbo "Corky" Jones

new:

It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.

"I Choo-choo-choose you"

"I Bent My Wookie"

Long Live Ralph Wiggum

If we're still trying to guess the quotes, I believe that last one is Bart, when Millhouse wants to buy his soul.

Try this:

"That's my dad's shootin' car. Three more payments and it's ours."

That's Nelson. Later, Bart kills a bird by mistake and adopts their eggs, which hatch into lizards, which he names Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr. Etc

"Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!"

Haha, Homer when the Germans buy the Power Plant.

"Have the rolling stones killed..." "But sir those aren't the Ro--" "Do as I say!"

sounds like Monty Burns but i'm not sure - so i'll hold off on a new quote

(but if i was to quote - it might go something like this:

It was your mother's job to name you, and love you and such. I was mainly in it for the spanking. )

Grandpa Simpson I believe.
" I really love my vest!"
:thumbsup:

is Monty Burns

new:

One dollar for eternal happiness. Mmmm... I'd be happier with the dollar.

Pretty sure that's Monty Burns as well.

New:

"They call 'em fingers but, I've never seen 'em fing ... Whoa! There they go."

is otto & that's already been quoted - lets try to keep them fresh

here's one that's REAL fresh: "I first knew I was an adult when the judge said 'you'll be tried as an adult' "

That was Kearney, on tonight's episode.

Damn, didn't know someone beat me to it. My bad.

New:

"Abortions for all! [crowd boos]
Very well, Abortions for none! [crowd boos]
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others! [crowd cheers]"

gonad; yours is either kang or kodos, in the treehouse of horror from 96.

blitz.fenix: you were close with mine, but wrong. It was burns, not homer, making fun of the Germans.

"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"

Nice work kadath. It was Kang

Yours is Superintendent Chalmers, talking to Skinner.

New:

"Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral."

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest

That`s my all-time-fav of Simpson songs!
Do you know if the tune is stolen from a musical or s or is it original?

its spoof on Beauty and the Beast's song be our guest. if you know the song it follows the same beat and tempo as that one.

gonad: Reverend Lovejoy!!!

new:

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me........... Superman!"

Ishmal: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me........... Superman!"

I would have to say Homer.

I Have'nt read the whole thread so hope it is not repeated but...

"You talk more than you fool"

Homer J. Simpson (but with some sneaking suspicion Bartholomew J. Simpson comes to mind)


'Care to join me for a belt of scotch?'

Camelbackcinema: Lionel Hutz


Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel

I know the fool line is around the same time as "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine" or something like that.

I think Ishmal is Homer.

"I don't think so. You're all the way in Australia. Hey! I think I hear a dingo eating your baby."

ummm...

i'd have to say Bart for urs Kadath...

i'm sorry to play again soooo soon... but i love the simpsons!!!

new quote:

Play as much as you like - this thread has really taken off :thumbsup:

your quote was supernintendo chalmers

new quote:

I'm a big boy today

LOL. u asked for it darens42...

urs is bart...

when he was younger...

in a home movie i think???

howz about:

Foxy Boxing is a Homer line.

How about one of my favorites:

"I don't get mad ... I get stabby."

That`s Fat Tony i think....

one of my faves:
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car? :D

Homer, attempting to talk about Jesus.

"Did you send those flowers to Bea Arthurs' grave? I don't care if she's not dead yet, JUST DO IT!"

That was Krusty, talking to his accountant.

I watch this show entirely too much. Ah well:

"Ooh, look, a complimentary basket of hooves.
[opens the menu] Hmm, beef salad, beef on the cob, beef
fried beef ... is there anything on the menu that isn't
meat?"

that was Marge...

NEXT:

"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"

"My mom said I would get so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there"

"Never mind .. these babies willl be in the market before he figures out the pickle matrix"

is homer tucking bart into bed

is ralph

is prof frink

new:

All week, my lifelong dream was to be the next Thomas Edison.

homer in the episode where he invents the shotgun makeup aplicator.


"Don't worry Baby, I'll tell everyone you were untouchable"

Apu, to a girl he just met and (presumably) had sex with in "22 short films about Springfield."

Hmm.

""If elected mayor my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders!"

Groundskeeper Willie


"Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

Homer( I think)
presuming I am right.....

Shake? You don't know what you're getting.

u were right with Homer...

but u got me stumped with that one...

HELP someone!!!

That is a difficult quote. It is also from 22 short films about Springfield. I agree with Eddie, "Partially Gelatinous Gum-Based Beverage" is more clear.

Someone else pick one, I didn't watch Simpsons tonight and so I'm not in the zone.

hows about this one Kadath:

Well, that's Homer when he forms his own religion and ends up meeting God, the only character on Simpsons to be drawn with five fingers.

A tough one, give me all the people who say this:

"Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!"