is homer's bowling team the Pin Pals (Otto, Apu & Moe)

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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

that one my friend... was Homer


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That's Homer too, I think. He has too many of the good lines.

"Since they stopped testing on animals, a guy like me can really clean up!"

That's Barney Gumbel, right before he reveals his extra ears.


'I don't know, guts, black stuff, and about 50 Slim Jim's.'

Hmmm... that'd be Nelson right???

asuming i'm right...

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Ishmal's is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

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I'd like to introduce Ned Flanders, my best friend.

darens is Homer...

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"Ah, ah, uh, sorry I'm late, there was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying"

Ishmal's is Professor Frink

Next: "Nobody pouts going into a jiggy."

a-j's is Nelson...

NEW: (hopefully a hard one)

"I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears"

Ishmal - Sideshow bob's brother (cecill?)

"if that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow"

deekaybee - Diamond Joe Quimby

Ummm... NEW:

"Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun"

is Monty 'Ex-cellent! Everything is falling into place...' Burns

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Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can... you?

The giggle gives it away. It's from the same episode, Hibbert. He appears to be talking to the audience, but in fact is speaking to Wiggum, who says something like "I suppose I could give it a shot, it is my job, after all."

"Inflammable means flammable? What a country."

dr. nick... am i right Kadath??? i think i am...

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"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

is homer

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I can't go to juvey. They use guys like me as currency.

darens42 - Milhouse

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Sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest

Daren: Milhouse


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"I want what the dog's eating"

"I never heard the word 'embiggens' before I moved to springfield."

"I don't know why not. It's a perfectly cromulent word."

sorry...

deekaybee: Bart

my previous one is still my choice:

Maggie, as intepreted by Herb(Homer's half-brother)'s baby translator. He responds "I'll get you something nice." My favorite line from the translator: "This leash demeans us both."

One of the best bits of dialogue from the Simpsons ever, easy, but why not:
"Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzz)
A date. (buzz)
Dinner with friends (buzz)
Dinner alone. (buzz)
Watching TV alone. (buzz)
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzz)
Sears catalog. (ding)
Now would you unhook this already? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)"

Kadath: Moe Syzlak

he was hooked up to a lie machine... talking to Lou and Eddie???


NEW: "Are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?"

These have been quoted before - please read the thread to see what has been quoted from the get go

is marge

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OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people...
...under the supervision of the reverse vampires...
...are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass, here, people...

Bart, in the Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic episode, pulling together the threads of the children's theories on why their parents are all going home so early. They are actually having sex, thanks to the tonic. Excellent quote!

This one may be difficult, but I watched it last night, so it's in my head.

"The national weather service says dawn is still scheduled for 6:20 tomorrow and to please stop calling."

It was Lisa, to her father, who was hoping to avoid his duel.

Someone else.

is actually Milhouse Van Houten

dude... give us a chance to reply

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Ooh, Mama! This is finally really happening. After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme...and quick!

Sorry darens. I am cautious about killing the thread, as it's on life support. I will give questions 24 hours instead of 12 in the future.

darens is homer

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"Faucet's jammed into my back... I'm stuck!"

Crap. That's...Homer, because then he snaps it off and Marge gets the water right in the face.

"I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it. "

is skinner

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Ketchup... Catsup...

darens is Mr Burns

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"GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!"

is groundskeeper willie

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Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

that is Lisa.

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"How would you like it if I licked your face and was sniffing at your crotch all the time?"

"If you did it, sir?" That's Smithers to Mr Burns.

Next up: "No Ralph, that's an F. I must have spilled some kahlua."

That's Miss Hoover, as in, "Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and I accidentaly ate him, can I have a new one?"

Next:

"I used to be 'with it.' Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what's 'it' is weird and scary. It'll happen to you!"

Is Abe Simpson.


"Uh Chief, he's driving a tank"

Lou? And I will add some characters to bring this post up to the minimum.

thats actually burns to smithers... right characters wrong order... LOL. :lol:

and Kadath: ??? (no quote)

Smithers to Burns I'm afraid.
Mr. Burns asks if he would like it(Smithers) if he was to sniff his crotch and Smithers responds with " If you did it sir?"

yer...

and my quote was therefore my quote was burns to smithers!!!

(someone please tell me i'm right??? or i'll go insaine) :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

I think everyone's right :) Burns says 'How would you like it' to Smithers, and Smithers says 'If you did it?' to Burns. So a bit of confusion there, I should have said it was Burns to Smithers.

And Kadath it's your turn to post a quote mate :)

Apologies Ishmal, I lost track of the quotes and misunderstood your response.
Your quote was as you said --Burns to Smithers but Rylss's answer was a qoute of Smithers to Burns. :)



"Stay away from the west side" :thumbsup:

is Cookie Kwan, Lionel Hutz's number one west side real estate agent

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I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

Is Bart Simpson during a teacher's variety show.



"Sir you cannot pee unless you are an employee" --set to the tune of Don't Fence Me In.--

is Apu

since we're singing... who sings this?

Oy, the way the Bee Gee's played,
Movies John Travolta made,
Guessing how much Elvis weighed,
Those were the days!
And you knew where you were then,
Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,
Coming out of my eight-track,
Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!

Are Marge and Homer

"not the sky! That's where clouds are born"

is Sideshow Melvin Van Horne

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What a great pot party!

Flanders playing "Mad Dog"

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"The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft."

That's Homer talking to Bart about his 70s rock bands.

New quote: "I dunno. Gotta nuke something."

whew, i'm not insane... :crazy: :crazy: :lol: :crazy: :crazy:

Rlyss is Nelson


NEW: "I'm at war with a little girl! And I'm losing!"

i dunno... is it burns?

yer it was...

sorry i bn away so long, i didn't have access 2 a comp.

ur turn Daren

okely dokely,

here's a new quotely:

Lady, the man asked for a beer, not a song.

Darens is: Bart

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"when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

Ishmal, that sounds a lot like Homer.

I want to wait for confirmation, like I did on the last one. This time, however, I won't go away for a week and a half immediately after guessing.

yer, that was Homer... talkin to bart!

so u can quote away...

I'll write a quote since there doesnt appear to be one going right now. kadath feel free to interrupt me with a new quote since you are actually on the board but I do love this quote:

"We must move forward, not backward! Upward, not downward! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

that was from the episode where the Clintons were special guests right??? it was Bill Clinton who said that...

assuming i'm right...

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."

I did it again! Stupid god damn job getting in the way of trivia!

I think yours is actually Kang or Kodos in the skin of Clinton.

However, I don't know the answer to Ishmal's.

Ishmal -

not ready to give up yet - is it a regular character or just a guest spot?

I have two

"We could call ourselves the Christ Punchers"

"Lies make baby Jesus cry"


For the sheer irreverence of them both.

Smithers: ...and the jars of urine, sir?

Burns: O, we'll hang on to those.

I think you may have stumped us all------mebee a lil' hinty?:)

Rainer Wolfcastle discribing a new movie.

1) Moe, while everyone is thinking up names for Homer's motorcycle gang in 'Take my wife, sleaze'
2) Uh, Rod? No, Todd! Or... it might have been Rod.
No, definatly Todd.
Unless...

New quote, just because it made me laugh my ass off earlier tonight:
"LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!"

is homer while babysitting burn's mansion

new quote:

Listen, I worked long and hard for this place, and no one's going to take it away from me. Not you, not its rightful owner, not anybody.

Way to throw a softball, daren. That's Homer in the same ep.

"Naught-naught-naught, naught-naught, naught-naught-naught....two. Damn Roosevelt."

Burns, same episode again.

and quite a softball too from still the same ep i might add...

i guess i'll throw a new one out there...

Buenos Ding dong didlyos, senor

Oh, good one! That's one of Ned's relatives (the Spanish speaking one) at the Flanderosa(?) family reunion he has. I also like his English relative.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?"

Was that Diamond Joe Quimby in the Jebidiah Springfield/Hans Sprungfeld episode?

Yes, it is!

1: we`re young, rich and full of sugar! What are we gonna do?
2: Let`s go crazy Broadwaystyle!!!

1= Bart
2= Milhouse
After buying an all-syrup squishie. Then Bart joins some parody of the boy scouts whose name I forget.


"Here in America, we don't tolerate that kind of crap, SIR!"

The guard at the US Embassy in Australia, to Homer after punching him for being a jerk.

"Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing how you can watch women changing and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise to donate half the profits to charity."

is homer

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Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa.

"I hulked out like that once" "No you didn't"

Skinner.

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"China still cool! You pay later! Later!"

The Chinese embassador. In Bart's Indian casino Lisa-is-president future vision.
(As opposed to any of the other future visions Bart has had in an Indian casino)

"Mr. Simpson, disparaging the boot is a bootable offense"

campfires is the episode of when simpsons go to australia, think it was their american lawyer or judge or something.

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"I've always been a fan of the...Atlanta Falcons."

is Moe

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What a way to treat the loyal fans, who put up with so much nonsense from this franchise.

Superbowl episode.. at the end.. john madden and pat.. whoever. That was john who said it, I think.

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"I'm dieing, Moe"
"oh, is there anything I can do?"
"No, not unless you have a cure for cancer? Do you? Because that would be wonderful!"

It's still good, it's still good.

Gotta love the Simpsons.

Latch is Moe's mentor, when Moe loses the love of bartending and goes back to his old bartending school to find the spark again.

And tuffrr's is Homer. "It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good." "Dad, it's gone." "I know."

New quote.

"My Ferrari! I had to do awful things to pay for her."

is Rainier Wolfcastle

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Okay, if the doctor asks why you cut it off, you caught me in bed with four beautiful women.

Homer, when Marge cuts off his thumb? Pause for confirmation.

Okay, assuming that was right:

"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."

is monty burns

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I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his bible group showed me that I could have more.

Haha, I love that one also.

is guest (& professional footballer) Stan Taylor.

new one:

Elvis played a chopper pilot one time. He made so many darn mistakes, we were just laughing at him.

is right- sorry about the stumper


is the helicopter pilot teaching barney how to fly

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So I says to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence -- of being a jerk!"

Is it Lenny?

Kudos to Camelbackcinema for resurrecting the thread.

Kadath, you're right.

But just to keep things going I'll post one, lets go really obscure.

new one:

She's the Queen of the Harpies! Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown your majesty! Queen of the Harpies!

i'm stumped...

Is from the War of the Simpsons Episode, where Homer and Marge go on a weekend retreat to save their marriage.

The quote comes from a character named John complaining to Rev. Lovejoy about his wife Gloria.

Thanks for playing.

ok - give us a new quote (maybe not so obscure - a little is ok but not too far out there at least until we get back into the swing of things...)

sure here goes...

"There's a rocket in my pocket."
"You don't have to tell me, sir."

An interaction between 2 well known characters.

Burns, Smithers. One of my gf's favorite lines.

Inspired by Constantine: "I'm smarter than the devil, I'm smarter than the devil!"

is homer

i love this ep

so full of fun quotes:

Stop pestering Satan.