"I Choo-choo-choose you"

"I Bent My Wookie"

Long Live Ralph Wiggum

If we're still trying to guess the quotes, I believe that last one is Bart, when Millhouse wants to buy his soul.

Try this:

"That's my dad's shootin' car. Three more payments and it's ours."

That's Nelson. Later, Bart kills a bird by mistake and adopts their eggs, which hatch into lizards, which he names Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr. Etc

"Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!"

Haha, Homer when the Germans buy the Power Plant.

"Have the rolling stones killed..." "But sir those aren't the Ro--" "Do as I say!"

sounds like Monty Burns but i'm not sure - so i'll hold off on a new quote

(but if i was to quote - it might go something like this:

It was your mother's job to name you, and love you and such. I was mainly in it for the spanking. )

Grandpa Simpson I believe.
" I really love my vest!"
:thumbsup:

is Monty Burns

new:

One dollar for eternal happiness. Mmmm... I'd be happier with the dollar.

Pretty sure that's Monty Burns as well.

New:

"They call 'em fingers but, I've never seen 'em fing ... Whoa! There they go."

is otto & that's already been quoted - lets try to keep them fresh

here's one that's REAL fresh: "I first knew I was an adult when the judge said 'you'll be tried as an adult' "

That was Kearney, on tonight's episode.

Damn, didn't know someone beat me to it. My bad.

New:

"Abortions for all! [crowd boos]
Very well, Abortions for none! [crowd boos]
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others! [crowd cheers]"

gonad; yours is either kang or kodos, in the treehouse of horror from 96.

blitz.fenix: you were close with mine, but wrong. It was burns, not homer, making fun of the Germans.

"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"

Nice work kadath. It was Kang

Yours is Superintendent Chalmers, talking to Skinner.

New:

"Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral."

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest

That`s my all-time-fav of Simpson songs!
Do you know if the tune is stolen from a musical or s or is it original?

its spoof on Beauty and the Beast's song be our guest. if you know the song it follows the same beat and tempo as that one.

gonad: Reverend Lovejoy!!!

new:

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me........... Superman!"

Ishmal: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me........... Superman!"

I would have to say Homer.

I Have'nt read the whole thread so hope it is not repeated but...

"You talk more than you fool"

Homer J. Simpson (but with some sneaking suspicion Bartholomew J. Simpson comes to mind)


'Care to join me for a belt of scotch?'

Camelbackcinema: Lionel Hutz


Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel

I know the fool line is around the same time as "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine" or something like that.

I think Ishmal is Homer.

"I don't think so. You're all the way in Australia. Hey! I think I hear a dingo eating your baby."

ummm...

i'd have to say Bart for urs Kadath...

i'm sorry to play again soooo soon... but i love the simpsons!!!

new quote:

Play as much as you like - this thread has really taken off :thumbsup:

your quote was supernintendo chalmers

new quote:

I'm a big boy today

LOL. u asked for it darens42...

urs is bart...

when he was younger...

in a home movie i think???

howz about:

Foxy Boxing is a Homer line.

How about one of my favorites:

"I don't get mad ... I get stabby."

That`s Fat Tony i think....

one of my faves:
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car? :D

Homer, attempting to talk about Jesus.

"Did you send those flowers to Bea Arthurs' grave? I don't care if she's not dead yet, JUST DO IT!"

That was Krusty, talking to his accountant.

I watch this show entirely too much. Ah well:

"Ooh, look, a complimentary basket of hooves.
[opens the menu] Hmm, beef salad, beef on the cob, beef
fried beef ... is there anything on the menu that isn't
meat?"

that was Marge...

NEXT:

"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"

"My mom said I would get so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there"

"Never mind .. these babies willl be in the market before he figures out the pickle matrix"

is homer tucking bart into bed

is ralph

is prof frink

new:

All week, my lifelong dream was to be the next Thomas Edison.

homer in the episode where he invents the shotgun makeup aplicator.


"Don't worry Baby, I'll tell everyone you were untouchable"

Apu, to a girl he just met and (presumably) had sex with in "22 short films about Springfield."

Hmm.

""If elected mayor my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders!"

Groundskeeper Willie


"Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

Homer( I think)
presuming I am right.....

Shake? You don't know what you're getting.

u were right with Homer...

but u got me stumped with that one...

HELP someone!!!

That is a difficult quote. It is also from 22 short films about Springfield. I agree with Eddie, "Partially Gelatinous Gum-Based Beverage" is more clear.

Someone else pick one, I didn't watch Simpsons tonight and so I'm not in the zone.

hows about this one Kadath:

Well, that's Homer when he forms his own religion and ends up meeting God, the only character on Simpsons to be drawn with five fingers.

A tough one, give me all the people who say this:

"Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!"