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Old 09-01-2003, 04:01 AM   #481 (permalink)
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Location: Over the hill and far away
I use my electrical shaver down there all the time... it's a Braun XP, and there's no trouble at all - it's a very clean, dry and close shave, and my girl loves it!
Works good with a razor as well, though, but it's best in the bath in hot water and with lots of foam/soap.
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Old 09-01-2003, 04:18 AM   #482 (permalink)
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I keep a Mach3 in my shower. 30 seconds a day. No pain, no nicks, no itch.
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Old 09-01-2003, 04:53 AM   #483 (permalink)
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Can't hit a girl deep with your pinky.... Yeah its all in how you use it, but the ladies want both.... that saying is so that small penised men can feel better about themselves......lol......
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Old 09-01-2003, 05:07 AM   #484 (permalink)
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I'll pass on the chemicals too. The razor will suffice.
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:20 AM   #485 (permalink)
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Guys dont us the chemicals or the razar, just wax i know its gona hurt but ur hair wont grow back so thick. Oh and if you guys r scaried of using the apply and rip method on wax then just use the spray kind you know the one's you see on the tv commercials.
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:12 AM   #486 (permalink)
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Ok. Does anyone know the average size of the female clitoris?
Really really small unless ur talkin bout a Female Blue Whale which is the size of a beach ball.
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:52 AM   #487 (permalink)
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Guys dont us the chemicals or the razar, just wax i know its gona hurt but ur hair wont grow back so thick
WAX !!!! No way - I think I'll stick to the blade, I find that easy and painless.
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Old 09-01-2003, 12:32 PM   #488 (permalink)
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as long as you go with the grain, i have never had a problem shaving.

what i do now, is if i let it got for a while, i'll use a beard trimmer, and like mid lvl, then use a razor.

that makes it easier.

but for real, the razor isn't that bad, just be careful.
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Old 09-01-2003, 02:55 PM   #489 (permalink)
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WAX??! *cringes*
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Old 09-01-2003, 04:03 PM   #490 (permalink)
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If a girl really doesn't want to do it, think about why. Maybe she just doesn't think it's hot and it would be more of an itchy annoyance than a hot thing. Pubic hair is like a sign of maturity, of being a woman instead of a girl. She might think of it as degrading. You never know til you ask!
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Old 09-01-2003, 06:48 PM   #491 (permalink)
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You can go against the grain as long as you aren't on the balls. I just take it easy on the balls, and it has gotten easier and easier. It feels strange at first, but I really like it now.
i have tried this man times.... going against the grain i get more cuts and such and a lot of discomfort while doing it.... but you get a MUCH closer shave going against the grain... any ideas how to cut back on the nicks and cuts?!?!?


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Old 09-01-2003, 07:06 PM   #492 (permalink)
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i do it all the time. keeps it clean, unsmelly and nice and inviting for her mouth.
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:09 PM   #493 (permalink)
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i have tried this man times.... going against the grain i get more cuts and such and a lot of discomfort while doing it.... but you get a MUCH closer shave going against the grain... any ideas how to cut back on the nicks and cuts?!?!?
I've been shaving regularly for 6 years with the grain and I've never had any serious nicks or cuts, not even when I started out. (Probably because I was so paranoid.) I get a cut maybe once every 6 months or so on the mons pubis and that's because I'm going too fast. Even then, it's not bad enough to bleed. Going against the grain almost always guarantees red bumps and itchies, at least in my experience.

And for those who don't know where the mons is:
NOUN: Inflected forms: pl. montes pubis
A rounded fleshy protuberance situated over the pubic bones that becomes covered with hair during puberty.
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Old 09-02-2003, 05:05 AM   #494 (permalink)
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Location: Silicon Valley, CA
I agree with people on making it a sexy thing.

1. Ask her if she likes your groomed package.
2. Ask if you can do it to her as part of foreplay.

Just asking her straight up to do it on her own is potentially offensive. Remember, go WITH the grain. And don't forget that a little bit of hair sometimes grows near the inner part of the labia.
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Old 09-02-2003, 05:52 AM   #495 (permalink)
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learn to love to blade.
i really hate those chemicals...i just can´t trust them.

i actually prefer to have a very trim pubic area... as oppose to totally bald.

i waxed an ex´s legs once... if i never even think about waxing again i´ll be a happy man.
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Old 09-02-2003, 07:48 AM   #496 (permalink)
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dude,

gillette mach III - no nicks ever.

That is all...
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:48 AM   #497 (permalink)
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shaved is nice, everything below the cl!t, leaving a nice trimmed, small bush above. The trick for chicks is they need to shave it 2 or 3 times a week or the stubble will chafe you weenie. Maybe just try trimming it short for her. Oral is amazing once all the hair is out of the pie though...

If you shave - don't bother doing it unless you use the gillette mach III or the chick's version "Venus". Keep the blades dry and not touching anything between shaves
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Old 09-02-2003, 10:37 AM   #498 (permalink)
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Here's the plan. While she is sleeping, take two strips of fly paper (unused) and lay them over her tuft of hair. Take the other ends of them and tie a string to the fly paper as well as the end of a bedpost. Next, set off the firealarm with a match, watch her spring out of bed, then *poof*!!! She jumps herself into a perfectly smooth wax job.
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Old 09-02-2003, 10:55 AM   #499 (permalink)
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no no!

this is my mistake! i try to do the trim once time while my sexy lady was in sleep.

oops! she wake up just as i gently trim the hey-nonny-nonny and total freak out! she must think i mean to kill her vagina when only my intention is to sexy shave!

best way is to ask first, then shave when she give you a thumb up.
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Old 09-02-2003, 11:54 PM   #500 (permalink)
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If a girl really doesn't want to do it, think about why. Maybe she just doesn't think it's hot and it would be more of an itchy annoyance than a hot thing. Pubic hair is like a sign of maturity, of being a woman instead of a girl. She might think of it as degrading. You never know til you ask!
Great point. You have to get across that it's sexy without coming across as a teenage schoolgirl fetishist, which she might not like. lol just make it part of foreplay like everyone else is saying. Mach 3 turbo is the best- and use PLENTY of shaving gel- get the girl kind for sensitive skin, that's what it's made for!
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Old 09-03-2003, 12:42 AM   #501 (permalink)
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The itching is horrible. HORRIBLE.

The worst thing ever is being nearsighted and trying to shave.
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:55 AM   #502 (permalink)
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I got her to start trimming by reminding her of bikini lines and the fact that the more she trimmed the smoother/nicer the look of the bikini.

She isnt shaven just yet, but at least im not getting hairballs.
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:56 AM   #503 (permalink)
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The worst thing ever is being nearsighted and trying to shave.
This does suck...
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:59 AM   #504 (permalink)
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My ex and I had that same issue...she basically stayed untrimmed. Major fighting ensued when I asked if she'd try to take better care of it, although I'll admit I wasn't as tactful as I could've been. (stupid booze) But, when I asked to do it for her during some nookie she was perfectly agreeable.
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Old 09-03-2003, 02:29 PM   #505 (permalink)
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My wife started shaving without me asking her. Damn, did that ever surprise me. For my birthday and all.

She said she wasn't too sure about it, but now she shaves all the time. She says it's better and I certainly go down on her more because of it.

Sorry, that really doesn't help, does it.
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Old 09-03-2003, 03:55 PM   #506 (permalink)
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Call me shallow, but if a girl that I was involved with didn't take care of her genital hygeen, I wouldn't even think about making her my girlfriend in the first place. I guess its in the same category as if I found out she doesn't perform oral sex
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:11 PM   #507 (permalink)
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Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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Call me shallow, but if a girl that I was involved with didn't take care of her genital hygeen...
Not trimming or shaving is different from not being hygienic. You can be a wookie and still be clean. Hair maintenance is a preference thing.
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:09 PM   #508 (permalink)
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Not trimming or shaving is different from not being hygienic. You can be a wookie and still be clean. Hair maintenance is a preference thing.
Our opinions differ, so we can just agree to disagree

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Old 09-03-2003, 07:31 PM   #509 (permalink)
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Our opinions differ, so we can just agree to disagree
okay, fine.
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:34 PM   #510 (permalink)
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offer to pay for her to get a brazilian wax. the hair won't grow in nearly as quick and it'll be smooooooooothhhhhh everywhere and u don't have to worry about nicks and cuts and whatnot (or skipping hard to reach hair).
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:44 PM   #511 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2003, 10:23 AM   #512 (permalink)
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IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE,
IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN!
Waves are not penises. Im sure if you were on a boat it might feel better splashin around out there, but I dunno.
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Old 09-05-2003, 12:26 AM   #513 (permalink)
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I've fortunately never had those problems. All of my gf's has been completely smooth everywhere, except from the top of their heads. One of them talked me into shaving my crotch... just for the fun of it. And it also looks funny... looks rather pathetic, acctually. like i was a 10 year old boy again and not 19.
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Old 09-05-2003, 08:44 AM   #514 (permalink)
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Do what I did... Convince her to let you buy some stuff for her at
www.wickedweasel.com
Then she will HAVE to shave, or she will look like sasquatch with that stuff on. Mesh panties - bikinis, etc. They are so hot that they don't end up staying on her for very long...
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Old 09-05-2003, 11:33 AM   #515 (permalink)
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This thread is freaking hilarious.

For a thread about not tlaking about penis size, there's a lot of great size-related jokes.
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Old 09-06-2003, 02:14 PM   #516 (permalink)
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What about women with fat asses, any of yous ever think about THAT? That's when size don't matter. LOL
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Old 09-06-2003, 04:27 PM   #517 (permalink)
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Just ask is the best advice. If you can't discuss things that are important to you with her, then she's probably not the person you should be with.

Do know that shaving frequently causes irritation, based on the woman (and razor) so trimming might be a better start (so that she doesn't dismiss the idea after the first shave altogether)
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Old 09-07-2003, 12:55 AM   #518 (permalink)
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If you measure it in millimeters it seems enourmous!

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Old 09-07-2003, 05:52 AM   #519 (permalink)
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It is really very simple, measure your dick (hard of course), just like a cats tail................from the asshole out, it adds a few inches and everyone is now happy and can sleep at night.
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Old 09-07-2003, 06:20 AM   #520 (permalink)
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I've never had that problem with my fiance. She's been shaved since we met and so have i, so it was never a problem. And we both have the same views on pubic hair, so we'll always be shaved.

Definately tell her you think it would increase your desire to perform oral sex on her. that should do it no problem.
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