EVERYTHING ABOUT DICK SIZE, AND SHAVING **ANYWHERE**! - Page 15 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

bender · 09-19-2003, 12:58 PM

I read the title and almost pissed myself laughing that was great
thanks to the mod

motdakasha · 09-19-2003, 10:02 PM

thanks, mod! so glad this was finally condensed into one thread.

440sixpack · 09-20-2003, 05:57 PM

This is beautiful.

I've never understood the big fuss about this. I just soap 'em up during the general shower wash, grab the Sensor Excel, and go to town. Has worked fine for me, never yet cut myself (except for when using the trimmer on the electric, it's easy to get a bit too close then. But that happens during trimming, not shaving).

VF19 · 09-21-2003, 11:21 AM

All shaved feels really good, esp. right after you shave.
I shave the sack and the sausage and some of the area above.
Trim all the rest.
I did it with a Mach3 and shaving creme for a while, then just did it with a Mach3 and a hot shower.

lady · 09-23-2003, 03:34 AM

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Astrocloud · 09-23-2003, 01:10 PM

I really don't understand men's obsession with their own dick. I mean sure I have one... but I don't want to really talk about it or worry if it's not the right size.

skippy · 09-23-2003, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MahlerIsGod
The forest is getting a little thick so I think I want trim it down. Plus I think clean up after sex, masturbation, etc. would be much simpler and easier. I have never attempted such delicate surgery. How, what, when where, etc. Thanks for any help and or suggestions in this matter

Kind of cryptic but what the hell...

Ok I can't fricken beleive we are chatting about this

nonjoejack · 09-23-2003, 04:01 PM

i dont shave cuz i'm lazy as hell.. but chicks definatly hotter when shaved

Lunchbox7 · 09-24-2003, 04:15 AM

The average size of a penis is 6-6 1/2 inches. 1 in 100000 men have an 8 inch penis. Further more if size does matter to a girl it is purely psychological. The vagina has almost all of its nerves in the 1st 4 inches of the canal. So there is absolutely no reason why a guy with a 4 inch penis cant satisfy a woman just as much as a man with a 8 inch penis. A woman is conditioned by the media and social pressures (friends etc) to believe that a bigger penis means better sex. They thus associate the sight of a larger penis with better sex. Because they believe it will be better it becomes better. the human mind is a marvelous thing.

Further thing if your girlfriend/wife complains about you not being big enough you could always say "If you werent so loose then I wouldnt need to be so big". You see a woman can change how loose they are but guys cant change how big they are. So why is there so much societal pressure on guys about penis size? The pressure should be on womens tightness if anything.

Redlemon · 09-24-2003, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rune
it may be the motion of the ocean, but you sure as hell can't get to england in a rowboat.

My buddy used to say "I may not be able to hit the bottom of the well, but I can pound the hell out of the sides!"

HeAtHeN · 09-24-2003, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg700
But what if mine keeps changing size?

Thats called an erection

skysooner · 09-25-2003, 12:27 PM

People were right in that being shaved changes the feeling. I don't really notice much of a difference during intercourse, but I do when she is giving me head.

padam · 09-25-2003, 05:04 PM

I shave probably 2 times a week. Use a Mach 3 on the boys and then trim the rest with a trimmer.

Vyxen · 09-25-2003, 09:33 PM

Eeek! 8" or more scares me and my vagina! Even 7 is pushing it, yikes. =)

motdakasha · 09-26-2003, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lunchbox7
The average size of a penis is 6-6 1/2 inches.

First of all, it depends on the country because it varies by region. In America, the average is 5-5½" It's more in Africa and less in Asia.

(I think I've already posted this somewhere here.)

QuasiMojo · 09-27-2003, 10:49 PM

now is that erect or flaccid?
and where does the "Grower not a Show er rule" fit in?

/malingering

prince_albert · 09-28-2003, 05:32 PM

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22average+penis+size%22

CGord · 09-29-2003, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cdwonderful
As someone who is 3/4 werewolf, yes, cocks get hairy

I stopped reading after the above quote.

Shaving got me in the hairy-dick boat. I figured I'd give my wife a change of pace a couple of years ago. (I'm also 3/4 werewolf, I make Robin Williams look like a swedish bikini model.)

Trimmed the pubes to approx. the same length as all my other body hair, then took a razor to the boys. I use an Atra Plus razor, & Dove soap. I much prefer the soap to shave cream, except on my face.

After awhile, I noticed a hair or two on the shaft. Shaved them off, a few more showed up. Plucked a couple, but that hurts like hell for me. I normally shave once a week & trim about once a month.

My body reacts to shaving by growing hair. No shit, if I shaved my now-bare palms today, I would have hairy palms within 3 months. I have enough dick hair now that I have to keep on top of it, because it grosses me out. A downside I did not consider, & if I could go back, I would stick with trimming.

motdakasha · 09-30-2003, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CGord
My body reacts to shaving by growing hair. No shit, if I shaved my now-bare palms today, I would have hairy palms within 3 months.

myth.

B21 · 10-01-2003, 03:36 PM

I trim cause i shave every thing off it seems to grow back thicker.

CGord · 10-01-2003, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by motdakasha
myth.

Not a myth. The dick was hairless before shaving around it. I'd grow a test patch for you on a bare spot, but I already have too much hair.

merkerguitars · 10-01-2003, 09:11 PM

Lol...thats one of the funniest things I have read....some people...

motdakasha · 10-02-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CGord
Not a myth. The dick was hairless before shaving around it. I'd grow a test patch for you on a bare spot, but I already have too much hair.

I disagree.

Johnny Rotten · 10-02-2003, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by prince_albert
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22average+penis+size%22

Holy shit. Pages and pages of enlargement snake oil. Not a single useful link.

debaser · 10-03-2003, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by World's King
What's a penis?

Comedy. Fucking. Gold.

Lunchbox7 · 10-04-2003, 08:29 AM

"Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina"

Angel · 10-05-2003, 07:44 AM

71classic · 10-05-2003, 07:51 AM

I like her shaved for obvious reasons. I know she likes the same and if she likes it more, I get it more.

10-05-2003, 08:21 AM

shaved is the only way to go!
i love to eat pussy,i will do it all night,if it is shaved they have to make me stop because i will do it forever!

i shave myself too,makes things way more sensitive there,getting your balls tongued after a fresh shave is one of the best feelings in the world!

mb99usa · 10-07-2003, 12:48 PM

I have shaved it all, including my balls. Felt good but without waxing was not so comfortable for my wife.

I love when she shaves it all. She usually keeps it pretty neat down there. It makes oral so much better.

rockogre · 10-08-2003, 09:51 AM

I thought a Vagina was an Italian sports car.

Nazggul · 10-09-2003, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 71classic
I like her shaved for obvious reasons. I know she likes the same and if she likes it more, I get it more.

So true, and what I tell my friends all the time when the topic comes up (strangely often actually). If she enjoys it more down there, so will you. Personally I trim above and shave below. I just do it in the shower each day, never had a problem with cuts or stubble.

spads · 10-13-2003, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lunchbox7
1 in 100000 men have an 8 inch penis

I don't know where you learnt maths, but a normal distribution with these stats would have an unnaturally low standard deviation. You need to cut about 4 zeros off the back of your number. Try one in 10 dicks are 8 inches. This does not only make mathematical sense but is also empircally verified.

Unless you just want to beleive your stat. In which case, I hope my rejection of your stat doesn't mean you cry yourself to sleep on your small penis pillow tonight.

HAHAHA .... just kidding.

Atomsk · 10-13-2003, 10:30 AM

viking · 10-14-2003, 05:12 PM

what about bleeding? when i shave i get lots of tiny cuts but they don't hurt.
then after a day or two, the skin is irritated and looks like it has acne.

mb99usa · 10-15-2003, 04:42 AM

You have to make sure you keep the skin lubricated while shaving. This should help with the nicks and keeps it smoother.

viking · 10-15-2003, 12:12 PM

what about the redish spots?

yournamehere · 10-15-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lunchbox7
Further thing if your girlfriend/wife complains about you not being big enough you could always say "If you werent so loose then I wouldnt need to be so big". You see a woman can change how loose they are but guys cant change how big they are.

True story - a girl I used to work with was going out on a first date with a guy (they eventually married . . . and divorced).
Anyway, a bunch of people at the bar were playfully kidding with her, and the eventual question came up - "What if he's . . er . . underdeveloped?"
To which she calmly replied, "That's O.K. - I do exercises. I could grab that pencil out of your hand if I wanted to.""

mb99usa · 10-16-2003, 05:57 AM

they usually go away within a day or 2.

Averett · 10-16-2003, 06:14 AM

Make sure you scrub the area that you've shaved really well. If you don't you'll get a lot of ingrown hairs. Get one of those mesh sponge thingys from Bath and Body Works or some such store and use that. It'll get your skin nice and soft.

Basically you want to scrub away the dead skin on the surface.

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09-19-2003, 10:02 PM	#562 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	thanks, mod! so glad this was finally condensed into one thread. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

09-20-2003, 05:57 PM	#563 (permalink)
440sixpack Lord of All Fevers and Plagues Location: Brockton, MA	This is beautiful. I've never understood the big fuss about this. I just soap 'em up during the general shower wash, grab the Sensor Excel, and go to town. Has worked fine for me, never yet cut myself (except for when using the trimmer on the electric, it's easy to get a bit too close then. But that happens during trimming, not shaving). __________________ Be a victor, or be a victim - David Vincent My Toys: 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T 440SIXPACK 2003 Dodge Ram 1500 SLT QuadCab 4x4 5.7L Hemi Magnum

09-23-2003, 03:34 AM	#565 (permalink)
lady Addict Location: Vancouver, BC	( removed ) __________________ Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt. Last edited by lady; 09-05-2004 at 03:04 PM..

09-23-2003, 04:01 PM	#568 (permalink)
nonjoejack Upright	i dont shave cuz i'm lazy as hell.. but chicks definatly hotter when shaved __________________ Will you go out with me? -- Real Email is martintremblay202@hotmail.com not the one in my Profile

09-19-2003, 12:58 PM	#561 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	I read the title and almost pissed myself laughing that was great thanks to the mod

09-21-2003, 11:21 AM	#564 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	All shaved feels really good, esp. right after you shave. I shave the sack and the sausage and some of the area above. Trim all the rest. I did it with a Mach3 and shaving creme for a while, then just did it with a Mach3 and a hot shower.

09-23-2003, 01:10 PM	#566 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I really don't understand men's obsession with their own dick. I mean sure I have one... but I don't want to really talk about it or worry if it's not the right size.

09-24-2003, 04:15 AM	#569 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	The average size of a penis is 6-6 1/2 inches. 1 in 100000 men have an 8 inch penis. Further more if size does matter to a girl it is purely psychological. The vagina has almost all of its nerves in the 1st 4 inches of the canal. So there is absolutely no reason why a guy with a 4 inch penis cant satisfy a woman just as much as a man with a 8 inch penis. A woman is conditioned by the media and social pressures (friends etc) to believe that a bigger penis means better sex. They thus associate the sight of a larger penis with better sex. Because they believe it will be better it becomes better. the human mind is a marvelous thing. Further thing if your girlfriend/wife complains about you not being big enough you could always say "If you werent so loose then I wouldnt need to be so big". You see a woman can change how loose they are but guys cant change how big they are. So why is there so much societal pressure on guys about penis size? The pressure should be on womens tightness if anything.

09-25-2003, 12:27 PM	#572 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	People were right in that being shaved changes the feeling. I don't really notice much of a difference during intercourse, but I do when she is giving me head.

09-25-2003, 05:04 PM	#573 (permalink)
padam Upright Location: Houston	I shave probably 2 times a week. Use a Mach 3 on the boys and then trim the rest with a trimmer.

09-25-2003, 09:33 PM	#574 (permalink)
Vyxen Tilted Location: NJ	Eeek! 8" or more scares me and my vagina! Even 7 is pushing it, yikes. =)

09-27-2003, 10:49 PM	#576 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	now is that erect or flaccid? and where does the "Grower not a Show er rule" fit in? /malingering __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

09-28-2003, 05:32 PM	#577 (permalink)
prince_albert Banned Location: Bradford, UK	http://www.google.com/search?q=%22average+penis+size%22

10-01-2003, 03:36 PM	#580 (permalink)
B21 Loser Location: Earth	I trim cause i shave every thing off it seems to grow back thicker.

10-01-2003, 09:11 PM	#582 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Lol...thats one of the funniest things I have read....some people... __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

10-04-2003, 08:29 AM	#586 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	"Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina"

10-05-2003, 07:44 AM	#587 (permalink)
Angel Naughty Just Right Location: Euphoria	oops __________________ In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

10-05-2003, 07:51 AM	#588 (permalink)
71classic Upright	I like her shaved for obvious reasons. I know she likes the same and if she likes it more, I get it more. __________________ The only normal people are the ones you don't really know.

10-05-2003, 08:21 AM	#589 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	shaved is the only way to go! i love to eat pussy,i will do it all night,if it is shaved they have to make me stop because i will do it forever! i shave myself too,makes things way more sensitive there,getting your balls tongued after a fresh shave is one of the best feelings in the world!

10-07-2003, 12:48 PM	#590 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	Gone and Back Again I have shaved it all, including my balls. Felt good but without waxing was not so comfortable for my wife. I love when she shaves it all. She usually keeps it pretty neat down there. It makes oral so much better.

10-08-2003, 09:51 AM	#591 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	I thought a Vagina was an Italian sports car. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

10-13-2003, 10:30 AM	#594 (permalink)
Atomsk Crazy	LOL

10-14-2003, 05:12 PM	#595 (permalink)
viking Banned Location: ohio	what about bleeding? when i shave i get lots of tiny cuts but they don't hurt. then after a day or two, the skin is irritated and looks like it has acne.

10-15-2003, 04:42 AM	#596 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	You have to make sure you keep the skin lubricated while shaving. This should help with the nicks and keeps it smoother. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-15-2003, 12:12 PM	#597 (permalink)
viking Banned Location: ohio	what about the redish spots?

10-16-2003, 05:57 AM	#599 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	they usually go away within a day or 2. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-16-2003, 06:14 AM	#600 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Make sure you scrub the area that you've shaved really well. If you don't you'll get a lot of ingrown hairs. Get one of those mesh sponge thingys from Bath and Body Works or some such store and use that. It'll get your skin nice and soft. Basically you want to scrub away the dead skin on the surface. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.