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Old 09-24-2004, 09:13 PM   #881 (permalink)
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hello everybody,i am a chinese .It's the first time to come this web!!!
I feel happy..........
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Old 09-26-2004, 10:09 PM   #882 (permalink)
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im an average guy and i hang to the left everyday.
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Old 09-26-2004, 10:37 PM   #883 (permalink)
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hahahaha. This thread is funny. According to Men's Health: 5.7" erect is 100% average FOR ALL RACES. Stop worrying.
I call shenanagians. I'm too lazy to back this up so look ongoogle yourself. Asian men on average are smaller than caucasian men, who are smaller on average than black males.

5.7 seems a low estimate anyway, especially when you stop and think half of the population would be under 5.7 inches.
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Old 09-26-2004, 10:49 PM   #884 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2004, 02:39 AM   #885 (permalink)
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5.7 seems a low estimate anyway, especially when you stop and think half of the population would be under 5.7 inches.
This is not the way averages work.
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:41 PM   #886 (permalink)
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well one chick i slept with it was honestly like "is it in yet?" and thats just cause she was a freakin fister, and my dick isnt nearly as wide as a fist (thank God)
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Old 10-02-2004, 06:10 PM   #887 (permalink)
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This is not the way averages work.
AHHAHA Yup.
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Old 10-02-2004, 07:50 PM   #888 (permalink)
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I am sorry if this is a stupid question but would it help to shave whilst erect? Making the skin a little more taut and less "baggy?" Just wondering.
It would, but since the erection is from an enormous amount of blood pumping into your organ, should you knick yourself, you might have a slight problem on your hands (or in your pants).

edit: Most private places in a shared bathroom: bathroom stalls. If you're discreet enough, they might just think you're beating off. :P

As far as itching, there may be lotions or something you can use, but as a rule, shaving leads to itching and thou must reap what thy hath sown.
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Old 10-03-2004, 09:57 PM   #889 (permalink)
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Good Oral Skills make up for a lot of Size issue thankfully I am gurthy, but not long, but I still use lots of toungue.
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Old 10-03-2004, 10:21 PM   #890 (permalink)
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So how the hell did the Polynesians get to Hawaii in the first place? The Titanic?
Haha! That's gold.

Anyways, if a girl ever says you're small (insultingly), tell her she's blown-out. That'll shut her up.
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Old 10-06-2004, 07:36 PM   #891 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2004, 11:23 PM   #892 (permalink)
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I have discovered that most women care a good deal about size but do not want to tell that to small dicked men.
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Old 10-06-2004, 11:32 PM   #893 (permalink)
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Any woman who says that she doesn't care about size must've never had a large dick.
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Old 10-07-2004, 06:52 PM   #894 (permalink)
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Find electric razor called "Finishing Touch" it gets as close as any razor I have ever used, and NEVER cuts. Look it up online you can order one, and they cost next to nothing. Trust me on this one... anyone who does any yard work down there will never use anythign else. Its also quick, which is a bonus if lady friend is on the way over and you wanna look your best.
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Old 10-08-2004, 02:16 PM   #895 (permalink)
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Where are you measuring from?
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Old 10-08-2004, 06:16 PM   #896 (permalink)
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it's not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean, BUT the length of the voyage!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-08-2004, 07:26 PM   #897 (permalink)
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A twist on that -

It's not the size of the ship... but, then again, the pilgrims didn't get here from England in a rowboat, either.
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Old 10-08-2004, 07:31 PM   #898 (permalink)
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Thanks to this thread I decided to try shaving for once.. I've been wanting to for awhile but never got around to it. I mentioned it to my gf and we got into a fight about it. She wanted to know who I was doing it for since she doesn't like it..
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Old 10-09-2004, 02:26 PM   #899 (permalink)
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I have discovered that most women care a good deal about size but do not want to tell that to small dicked men.
really? please explain more
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Old 10-11-2004, 01:58 AM   #900 (permalink)
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size doesnt matter,
it depends upun how you eat it...

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Old 10-11-2004, 08:38 AM   #901 (permalink)
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A girl friend of mine says she dated a guy that felt inadequate next to a tube of chapstick. She said it was too small to enjoy and she could never marry him because of it. She liked his personality and all but the size was too small. She's no size queen either, it was just THAT small. I feel bad for someone that small.
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Old 10-11-2004, 04:37 PM   #902 (permalink)
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If that chapstick guy is like that erect, he's in a very small (yes, I went there) minority. I believe the scientific term for that is "micropenis". And while asthetically, size can matter, and on the extreme ends it does, I think most of the "does size matter" questions are regarding having a penis that is smaller, but within normal boundaries (I've not seen many questions on "is my penis too big?" :P ). If it is on the "small side", then there's nothing short of surgery that you can really do about it, so just try to ignore the size.
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Old 10-12-2004, 04:38 PM   #903 (permalink)
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say you shave it completly- how long til it grows back? Not to jungle level just back to err normal :?
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Old 10-12-2004, 10:16 PM   #904 (permalink)
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where's that pic where a guy took a pic of his 1" dick that looks like a nipple
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Old 10-13-2004, 03:54 PM   #905 (permalink)
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It takes about two and a half weeks for me...
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Old 10-13-2004, 06:01 PM   #906 (permalink)
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k just curious if i ever decide too how long id have to live with it ty
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Old 10-13-2004, 09:09 PM   #907 (permalink)
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I find that lettuce or a hot dog bun really dresses it up. Either that or a tiny bowler hat and glasses. Maybe put it next to something small, like legos.
In all seriousness, if you are more than 5.7", you're larger than the average. If you're less you're under the average. Unless you are under 4.5" erect, you should be able to make up for it. There are surgeries out there, but I've heard they take away from the sensation.
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Old 10-15-2004, 12:12 PM   #908 (permalink)
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I'm gonna have to measure now, i haven't done that since school, no complints so far though and i don't think i'm anything abover slightly over average.
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Old 10-15-2004, 07:21 PM   #909 (permalink)
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Wow... the majority of people want the girl shaven, or almost shaven. Now are you guys gonna shave it clean for us too??!?
If i shave then a girl has to be shaven. Just fair
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Old 10-15-2004, 08:58 PM   #910 (permalink)
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That Halx dude knows his stuff. Exact - I mean exact - same program here. A little added touch however - use a high-quality shaving oil (i.e. Dermalogica, king of shave (unmentholated) etc.) and you're left with extra silky smooth skin ... that shaving oil and hot water in the shower ... can't beat it with a stick ...
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Old 10-16-2004, 07:49 PM   #911 (permalink)
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its about time somebody said that
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Old 10-18-2004, 08:56 AM   #912 (permalink)
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Shaving is much better. If I want my wife shaved she insists that I shave as well. And if you shave often enough the itching is not that bad.
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:07 AM   #913 (permalink)
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guys should just trim, not shave. Women should definitely shave though.
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:52 PM   #914 (permalink)
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here's a question for all.... if the average is around 6 inches.. how in the hell is every freaking porn star like 9 inches...?
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Old 10-19-2004, 12:30 AM   #915 (permalink)
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i've found a pretty easy routine, every three days or so i shave in the shower with soap and a mach3 around the landing strip and all over the balls. every 2 weeks i just trim what i don't shave to a decent level with some mini scissors (carefully). so far this has been easy and doesn't itch at all (unless you leave the parts you shave a bit too long)
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Old 10-19-2004, 09:11 AM   #916 (permalink)
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Here's another question - if the average man can jump 28", how come NFL cornerbacks or players in the NBA have 36" vertical leaps?

While I'm sure it's not a prerequisite to have a huge schlong, I also bet it doesn't hurt the job hunt any.
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Old 10-19-2004, 02:49 PM   #917 (permalink)
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where is the ladies on this subject
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Old 10-20-2004, 05:20 AM   #918 (permalink)
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where is the ladies on this subject
Umm... we don't have dicks.
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Old 10-20-2004, 05:39 AM   #919 (permalink)
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This thread, despite it's name has done nothing but shame my 6" penis

meh, I'm over it....

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Old 10-20-2004, 07:47 AM   #920 (permalink)
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Umm... we don't have dicks.
Would you like one????
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