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Old 08-05-2003, 04:24 PM   #401 (permalink)
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Re: YOUR DICK SIZE IS FINE, DONT POST ABOUT IT!

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I hope this prevents the common posts that we see every day....

What is the avg penis size?
How do I make mine bigger?
Why do chicks only go for the big dicks?

Blah blah blah blah blah.

The overwhelming response from both the men and the ladies is that:

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE,
IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN!

So learn to move your hips, brush up on the oral sex, don't give your tiny pecker a second thought and you'll do just fine.
Ohhhh, sure! It's so easy for you to say, Hal!!! ;-)))
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Old 08-05-2003, 08:35 PM   #402 (permalink)
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heh I went to beaver shaver dot com and before I could get to the part that tells me what to use to get baby soft balls this caught my eye

The Eroscillator 2
http://www.beavershaver.com/Beaversh...in%20Frame.htm

This looks more like a klingon war blade than it does a sex toy.
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Old 08-05-2003, 08:52 PM   #403 (permalink)
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If Magic Powder is anything like Nair, for god's sake... Don't leave it on too long! I burned my balls so bad. Blistered up and everything. Very, very painful and uncomfortable. I'll stick to shaving, thank you.
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:16 PM   #404 (permalink)
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shaving the ball sack is a tense situation... that sharp object so close to... ah i wont speak any more
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:51 PM   #405 (permalink)
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Ok. Does anyone know the average size of the female clitoris?
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Old 08-05-2003, 10:15 PM   #406 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:19 PM   #407 (permalink)
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Anyone else tried Magic Powder? Sounds tempting as all hell, but I damn sure don't want to burn the boys!

slunk, I came *thisclose* to trying Nair, but figured the chemicals would probably be too harsh. Glad I made the call after hearing your story!
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:53 PM   #408 (permalink)
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i pluck em... kinda behind right now... thinkin i might try waxing em... keeps it really smooth... dont have to worry about ingrown hairs and it doesnt come back all stubbly...

good god the pain!
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Old 08-06-2003, 05:11 PM   #409 (permalink)
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one word...Epilady...sure it's just a vibrating spring that rips the hair out in clumps, but that scar tissue sure is smooth.
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:04 AM   #410 (permalink)
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I find it easy to shave that area when I am erect. So it takes about half an hour...shave some, look at playboy, shave some, .....continue until smooth
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:43 AM   #411 (permalink)
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Like many others here I use a Mach 3 and shaving gel and I've only had a slight nick once early on. Always be sure your razor is good and sharp. Dull razors increase the likelihood of nicks.
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:05 PM   #412 (permalink)
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waxing seems like an intersting way... Umm not that would hurt so badly oh boy!!
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:29 PM   #413 (permalink)
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how can chicks not like it? I mean really...do most normal guys like going south on a big hairy mound? no....so shouldn't we return the favor and give the ladies a nice clean platform to enjoy?
Exactly.
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:40 PM   #414 (permalink)
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Haven't gotten that far yet, but I'm probably going to soon allow my fiancee to shave'm. She won't use any other blade then the one she uses for herself, and boy does she really shave, so if she can do the things she does with herself with that thing, I think I'll be safe. I'll report when we are finally able to do it.
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Old 08-07-2003, 03:10 PM   #415 (permalink)
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hmm i read this to see what the women would say, im not shaved and women find the hair on abs, crotch and chest sexy.. so eh, i dont think i look ugly with it so im not inclined to shave anytime soon . maybe ill try a trim one day but honestly i have seen the posts from the wome who say they like it, and the thing is just as many women wouldnt care or would prefer you not to be shaved - if you think im wrong give me a reason ill take you serously
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:18 PM   #416 (permalink)
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Requesting Pubic Shaving/Trimming?

I love my gf, but I think it would be great if she would either trim down her bush or maybe shave it altogether. It's rather untamed down there.

I'm not sure if its a good idea to ask. Or for that matter how to bring it up.

I personally trim fairly close as I dont think pubic hair is that attractice.

So anyone have any experiences/advice?
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:30 PM   #417 (permalink)
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Ask to do it for her, as part of your foreplay.
I loved doing it.
And the rewards are great for a good job.

Super slick, super sensitive
Very erotic.
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:55 PM   #418 (permalink)
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Just ask. Unfortunately, my girlfriend won't do it for me. She tried it once and the irritation she had because of it wasn't worth it. Hopefully you'll have better luck!
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:09 PM   #419 (permalink)
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I find the irritation annoying (i tried once a while back, it grew back and itched like hell). Trimming is all I do now. I'd like to shave more (because i hate the hair, its damn annoying). I might just shave and do it regularly, hoping to get used to the itch or maybe it'll go away.
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:32 PM   #420 (permalink)
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Ask for a compromise, thats what I had to do.

I asked my GF if she would do it, so she told me that if I did it and kept up with it she would oblige.

Well, 6 months later we are both nicely shaved and trimmed!
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:10 PM   #421 (permalink)
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I just asked and told her how sexy it would look.. she still didn't go for it. Then I told her that it made it easier for me to perform oral sex longer.. she trimmed it right up
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:32 PM   #422 (permalink)
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Ask her to let you shave her.
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:35 PM   #423 (permalink)
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instead of shaving all of it, maybe a heart hair design trimmed. Not to much itching, and personalized..PS do it together and show your appreciated with the appropriate amount of wood, I think she'll understand then.
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:46 PM   #424 (permalink)
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Same as what the guys above say - the most important part to remember is that you should make it part of the sexplay for you and her.

I surprised my wife with a clean shaven cock/balls, then asked her if she'd like me to do the same for her.

Trust me, it worked like a charm. Once I was shaven, I got head like nobody's business and she was horny as hell.
 
Old 08-07-2003, 09:00 PM   #425 (permalink)
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Shaving gets easier the more you do it, and I've had tremendous response to shaving myself.

You get head a LOT more often.
 
Old 08-07-2003, 09:18 PM   #426 (permalink)
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Yeah, i shave the bush above and a little down the sides of the shaft but so far i have only shaved that and the shaft but not my sack area, i am wondering if i should trim it or shave it also, i would shave it but it seems like it would be very difficult because hey it's a sac. Any tips or so forth on shaving my sac or suggestions are greatly appreciated.
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Old 08-08-2003, 09:19 PM   #427 (permalink)
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I found using a hair removing cream the quickest and easiest way to control, especialy around my ass. Being hairless around the back makes your farts really 'LOUD'
<b>NEVER</b> shave your ass hairs.
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Old 08-08-2003, 09:35 PM   #428 (permalink)
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I shave my balls , sack , what little is on my shaft, and about 2 inches around the area. It defintely improves sensation during sex. However; being italian/armenian , every once in awhile if I dont shave for a day or two I get horrible ingrown hairs. Let me tell you, you aint had fun until youve spent twenty minutes bend over your crocth with tweezers trying to remove an ingrown hair. You dont know satisfaction until you finally get that fucking straind of hair out and rip it out. If anyone isnt totally grossed out I'll continue later!
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Old 08-08-2003, 09:38 PM   #429 (permalink)
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I know for the "ladies" well I will say no Way. it looks like a bunch of dry grapes with a small twig out the top.... =|
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Old 08-09-2003, 11:38 AM   #430 (permalink)
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Sin, you said that you and your man are both shaved bald. Does this change the way it feels during intercourse? I mean, your bald pussy mound against his bald pubic mound must have a different feeling. But I've never experienced it, so tell me, does it feel different?
Thanks!
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Old 08-10-2003, 12:10 PM   #431 (permalink)
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Okay so some people aren't as brightly colored as the rest of the crayons in the box, does this mean if they screw up it's kosher to call them names? I'd like to think some of us here who post are more mature than that to stoop to that level of disrespect.

I do agree that those sort of posts are repetitive and one shouldn't worry so much about their penis size, boob size, or feel the need to post about it. Confidence is bliss.
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Old 08-10-2003, 08:51 PM   #432 (permalink)
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I just shaved mine for the first time. I didn't touch the scrotum, as it wouldn't loosen up. I think it knew I was trying to shave it, and decided to scrunch up, even in a steaming shower! Otherwise, I'm in the clean, and no itching yet.
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Old 08-10-2003, 09:10 PM   #433 (permalink)
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serious question here.

I'm a hairy guy.

most people don't have much hair and a lot of hair in their crotch.

I shave my crotch, balls, etc. but don't shave my legs or ass because I don't have all day to do it.

Well, I look like a photographic negative

does anyone here shave their legs / ass? how do you shave your own ass? the logistics boggle me.
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Old 08-10-2003, 09:14 PM   #434 (permalink)
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My friend had this problem. Although he didn't shave his legs, shaving his ass was a highly concentrated effort of bending over, coupled with a few mirrors. Be prepared for a couple of nicks.
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Old 08-11-2003, 09:13 AM   #435 (permalink)
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Anyone here who shaves, and who has seen the American wedding movie
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Old 08-11-2003, 10:02 AM   #436 (permalink)
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Sin, you said that you and your man are both shaved bald. Does this change the way it feels during intercourse? I mean, your bald pussy mound against his bald pubic mound must have a different feeling. But I've never experienced it, so tell me, does it feel different?
Thanks!
i *think* it feels different...

i've been shaving for years..and my bf started shaving shortly after we got together..so there hasn't been a whole lot to compare it to...

but yeah, i can imagine it feels better. closer. skin-on-skin.

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Old 08-11-2003, 10:19 AM   #437 (permalink)
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well at the end of something offensive and homophobic, you jump in with a "lol jk"
That shouldn't be a requirement. What happened to letting people take things however they want? Christ. Quantifying and explaining every last action made or word spoken is really, really useless.
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:46 AM   #438 (permalink)
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I'd do it, but the upkeep is what sucks
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Old 08-11-2003, 01:03 PM   #439 (permalink)
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I think they should definitly shave a bit, if not all the way.
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Old 08-11-2003, 04:11 PM   #440 (permalink)
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My girlfriend likes the way I look shaved, and I just feel cleaner. I would definitely recommend it to everyone.
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