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Here's the plan. While she is sleeping, take two strips of fly paper (unused) and lay them over her tuft of hair. Take the other ends of them and tie a string to the fly paper as well as the end of a bedpost. Next, set off the firealarm with a match, watch her spring out of bed, then *poof*!!! She jumps herself into a perfectly smooth wax job.
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Doh!!!!
-Homer Simpson
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