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hu-man · 09-01-2003, 04:01 AM

I use my electrical shaver down there all the time... it's a Braun XP, and there's no trouble at all - it's a very clean, dry and close shave, and my girl loves it!
Works good with a razor as well, though, but it's best in the bath in hot water and with lots of foam/soap.

Peetster · 09-01-2003, 04:18 AM

I keep a Mach3 in my shower. 30 seconds a day. No pain, no nicks, no itch.

CrazyJake · 09-01-2003, 04:53 AM

Can't hit a girl deep with your pinky.... Yeah its all in how you use it, but the ladies want both.... that saying is so that small penised men can feel better about themselves......lol......

soxsfans · 09-01-2003, 05:07 AM

I'll pass on the chemicals too. The razor will suffice.

B21 · 09-01-2003, 07:20 AM

Guys dont us the chemicals or the razar, just wax i know its gona hurt but ur hair wont grow back so thick. Oh and if you guys r scaried of using the apply and rip method on wax then just use the spray kind you know the one's you see on the tv commercials.

B21 · 09-01-2003, 08:12 AM

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Originally posted by cheesemoney
Ok. Does anyone know the average size of the female clitoris?

Really really small unless ur talkin bout a Female Blue Whale which is the size of a beach ball.

Arc101 · 09-01-2003, 08:52 AM

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Guys dont us the chemicals or the razar, just wax i know its gona hurt but ur hair wont grow back so thick

WAX !!!! No way - I think I'll stick to the blade, I find that easy and painless.

Blue · 09-01-2003, 12:32 PM

as long as you go with the grain, i have never had a problem shaving.

what i do now, is if i let it got for a while, i'll use a beard trimmer, and like mid lvl, then use a razor.

that makes it easier.

but for real, the razor isn't that bad, just be careful.

meff · 09-01-2003, 02:55 PM

WAX??! *cringes*

ling ling · 09-01-2003, 04:03 PM

If a girl really doesn't want to do it, think about why. Maybe she just doesn't think it's hot and it would be more of an itchy annoyance than a hot thing. Pubic hair is like a sign of maturity, of being a woman instead of a girl. She might think of it as degrading. You never know til you ask!

stRanger · 09-01-2003, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by skysooner
You can go against the grain as long as you aren't on the balls. I just take it easy on the balls, and it has gotten easier and easier. It feels strange at first, but I really like it now.

i have tried this man times.... going against the grain i get more cuts and such and a lot of discomfort while doing it.... but you get a MUCH closer shave going against the grain... any ideas how to cut back on the nicks and cuts?!?!?

later yall

Asshole Lover · 09-01-2003, 07:06 PM

i do it all the time. keeps it clean, unsmelly and nice and inviting for her mouth.

motdakasha · 09-01-2003, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by stRanger
i have tried this man times.... going against the grain i get more cuts and such and a lot of discomfort while doing it.... but you get a MUCH closer shave going against the grain... any ideas how to cut back on the nicks and cuts?!?!?

I've been shaving regularly for 6 years with the grain and I've never had any serious nicks or cuts, not even when I started out. (Probably because I was so paranoid.) I get a cut maybe once every 6 months or so on the mons pubis and that's because I'm going too fast. Even then, it's not bad enough to bleed. Going against the grain almost always guarantees red bumps and itchies, at least in my experience.

And for those who don't know where the mons is:
NOUN: Inflected forms: pl. montes pubis
A rounded fleshy protuberance situated over the pubic bones that becomes covered with hair during puberty.

motdakasha · 09-02-2003, 05:05 AM

I agree with people on making it a sexy thing.

1. Ask her if she likes your groomed package.
2. Ask if you can do it to her as part of foreplay.

Just asking her straight up to do it on her own is potentially offensive. Remember, go WITH the grain. And don't forget that a little bit of hair sometimes grows near the inner part of the labia.

bundy · 09-02-2003, 05:52 AM

learn to love to blade.
i really hate those chemicals...i just can´t trust them.

i actually prefer to have a very trim pubic area... as oppose to totally bald.

i waxed an ex´s legs once... if i never even think about waxing again i´ll be a happy man.

jbrooks544 · 09-02-2003, 07:48 AM

dude,

gillette mach III - no nicks ever.

That is all...

jbrooks544 · 09-02-2003, 09:48 AM

shaved is nice, everything below the cl!t, leaving a nice trimmed, small bush above. The trick for chicks is they need to shave it 2 or 3 times a week or the stubble will chafe you weenie. Maybe just try trimming it short for her. Oral is amazing once all the hair is out of the pie though...

If you shave - don't bother doing it unless you use the gillette mach III or the chick's version "Venus". Keep the blades dry and not touching anything between shaves

water_boy1999 · 09-02-2003, 10:37 AM

Here's the plan. While she is sleeping, take two strips of fly paper (unused) and lay them over her tuft of hair. Take the other ends of them and tie a string to the fly paper as well as the end of a bedpost. Next, set off the firealarm with a match, watch her spring out of bed, then *poof*!!! She jumps herself into a perfectly smooth wax job.

air45 · 09-02-2003, 10:55 AM

no no!

this is my mistake! i try to do the trim once time while my sexy lady was in sleep.

oops! she wake up just as i gently trim the hey-nonny-nonny and total freak out! she must think i mean to kill her vagina when only my intention is to sexy shave!

best way is to ask first, then shave when she give you a thumb up.

analog · 09-02-2003, 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by ling ling
If a girl really doesn't want to do it, think about why. Maybe she just doesn't think it's hot and it would be more of an itchy annoyance than a hot thing. Pubic hair is like a sign of maturity, of being a woman instead of a girl. She might think of it as degrading. You never know til you ask!

Great point. You have to get across that it's sexy without coming across as a teenage schoolgirl fetishist, which she might not like. lol just make it part of foreplay like everyone else is saying. Mach 3 turbo is the best- and use PLENTY of shaving gel- get the girl kind for sensitive skin, that's what it's made for!

Mehoni · 09-03-2003, 12:42 AM

The itching is horrible. HORRIBLE.

The worst thing ever is being nearsighted and trying to shave.

starbum · 09-03-2003, 07:55 AM

I got her to start trimming by reminding her of bikini lines and the fact that the more she trimmed the smoother/nicer the look of the bikini.

She isnt shaven just yet, but at least im not getting hairballs.

Averett · 09-03-2003, 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by Mehoni
The worst thing ever is being nearsighted and trying to shave.

This does suck...

wherearemypants · 09-03-2003, 08:59 AM

My ex and I had that same issue...she basically stayed untrimmed. Major fighting ensued when I asked if she'd try to take better care of it, although I'll admit I wasn't as tactful as I could've been. (stupid booze) But, when I asked to do it for her during some nookie she was perfectly agreeable.

tinfoil · 09-03-2003, 02:29 PM

My wife started shaving without me asking her. Damn, did that ever surprise me. For my birthday and all.

She said she wasn't too sure about it, but now she shaves all the time. She says it's better and I certainly go down on her more because of it.

Sorry, that really doesn't help, does it.

Plan9Senior · 09-03-2003, 03:55 PM

Call me shallow, but if a girl that I was involved with didn't take care of her genital hygeen, I wouldn't even think about making her my girlfriend in the first place. I guess its in the same category as if I found out she doesn't perform oral sex

motdakasha · 09-03-2003, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Plan9
Call me shallow, but if a girl that I was involved with didn't take care of her genital hygeen...

Not trimming or shaving is different from not being hygienic. You can be a wookie and still be clean. Hair maintenance is a preference thing.

Plan9Senior · 09-03-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by motdakasha
Not trimming or shaving is different from not being hygienic. You can be a wookie and still be clean. Hair maintenance is a preference thing.

Our opinions differ, so we can just agree to disagree

motdakasha · 09-03-2003, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plan9
Our opinions differ, so we can just agree to disagree

okay, fine.

boden11 · 09-03-2003, 07:34 PM

offer to pay for her to get a brazilian wax. the hair won't grow in nearly as quick and it'll be smooooooooothhhhhh everywhere and u don't have to worry about nicks and cuts and whatnot (or skipping hard to reach hair).

rosie21 · 09-03-2003, 07:44 PM

Munku · 09-04-2003, 10:23 AM

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IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE,
IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN!

Waves are not penises. Im sure if you were on a boat it might feel better splashin around out there, but I dunno.

A. Rothschild · 09-05-2003, 12:26 AM

I've fortunately never had those problems. All of my gf's has been completely smooth everywhere, except from the top of their heads.

One of them talked me into shaving my crotch... just for the fun of it. And it also looks funny... looks rather pathetic, acctually.

like i was a 10 year old boy again and not 19.

jbrooks544 · 09-05-2003, 08:44 AM

Do what I did... Convince her to let you buy some stuff for her at
www.wickedweasel.com
Then she will HAVE to shave, or she will look like sasquatch with that stuff on. Mesh panties - bikinis, etc. They are so hot that they don't end up staying on her for very long...

CapnWaffle · 09-05-2003, 11:33 AM

This thread is freaking hilarious.

For a thread about not tlaking about penis size, there's a lot of great size-related jokes.

soopadoopa · 09-06-2003, 02:14 PM

What about women with fat asses, any of yous ever think about THAT?

That's when size don't matter. LOL

macmanmike6100 · 09-06-2003, 04:27 PM

Just ask is the best advice. If you can't discuss things that are important to you with her, then she's probably not the person you should be with.

Do know that shaving frequently causes irritation, based on the woman (and razor) so trimming might be a better start (so that she doesn't dismiss the idea after the first shave altogether)

Tuffy_McGee · 09-07-2003, 12:55 AM

If you measure it in millimeters it seems enourmous!

CRASH · 09-07-2003, 05:52 AM

It is really very simple, measure your dick (hard of course), just like a cats tail................from the asshole out, it adds a few inches and everyone is now happy and can sleep at night.

Darthnapoleon · 09-07-2003, 06:20 AM

I've never had that problem with my fiance. She's been shaved since we met and so have i, so it was never a problem. And we both have the same views on pubic hair, so we'll always be shaved.

Definately tell her you think it would increase your desire to perform oral sex on her. that should do it no problem.

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09-01-2003, 04:53 AM	#483 (permalink)
CrazyJake Upright Location: OMG, I'm alive??? sweet...where am I?	Can't hit a girl deep with your pinky.... Yeah its all in how you use it, but the ladies want both.... that saying is so that small penised men can feel better about themselves......lol...... __________________ A smoking section at a restraunt is like having a peeing section at the pool.

09-01-2003, 02:55 PM	#489 (permalink)
meff Vanishing, like I do.. Location: Austin, TX	WAX??! cringes __________________ Toy-like people make me boy-like.

09-01-2003, 04:03 PM	#490 (permalink)
ling ling Upright	If a girl really doesn't want to do it, think about why. Maybe she just doesn't think it's hot and it would be more of an itchy annoyance than a hot thing. Pubic hair is like a sign of maturity, of being a woman instead of a girl. She might think of it as degrading. You never know til you ask! __________________ For your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there but I wouldn't hold my breath Modest Mouse

09-01-2003, 07:06 PM	#492 (permalink)
Asshole Lover Crazy	i do it all the time. keeps it clean, unsmelly and nice and inviting for her mouth. __________________ smells like ass, tastes like _______.

09-01-2003, 04:01 AM	#481 (permalink)
hu-man The one that got away Location: Over the hill and far away	I use my electrical shaver down there all the time... it's a Braun XP, and there's no trouble at all - it's a very clean, dry and close shave, and my girl loves it! Works good with a razor as well, though, but it's best in the bath in hot water and with lots of foam/soap.

09-01-2003, 04:18 AM	#482 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	I keep a Mach3 in my shower. 30 seconds a day. No pain, no nicks, no itch.

09-01-2003, 05:07 AM	#484 (permalink)
soxsfans Junkie	I'll pass on the chemicals too. The razor will suffice.

09-01-2003, 07:20 AM	#485 (permalink)
B21 Loser Location: Earth	Guys dont us the chemicals or the razar, just wax i know its gona hurt but ur hair wont grow back so thick. Oh and if you guys r scaried of using the apply and rip method on wax then just use the spray kind you know the one's you see on the tv commercials.

09-01-2003, 12:32 PM	#488 (permalink)
Blue avi8r	as long as you go with the grain, i have never had a problem shaving. what i do now, is if i let it got for a while, i'll use a beard trimmer, and like mid lvl, then use a razor. that makes it easier. but for real, the razor isn't that bad, just be careful.

09-02-2003, 05:05 AM	#494 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	I agree with people on making it a sexy thing. 1. Ask her if she likes your groomed package. 2. Ask if you can do it to her as part of foreplay. Just asking her straight up to do it on her own is potentially offensive. Remember, go WITH the grain. And don't forget that a little bit of hair sometimes grows near the inner part of the labia. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

09-02-2003, 05:52 AM	#495 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	learn to love to blade. i really hate those chemicals...i just can´t trust them. i actually prefer to have a very trim pubic area... as oppose to totally bald. i waxed an ex´s legs once... if i never even think about waxing again i´ll be a happy man. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-02-2003, 07:48 AM	#496 (permalink)
jbrooks544 Addict	dude, gillette mach III - no nicks ever. That is all...

09-02-2003, 09:48 AM	#497 (permalink)
jbrooks544 Addict	shaved is nice, everything below the cl!t, leaving a nice trimmed, small bush above. The trick for chicks is they need to shave it 2 or 3 times a week or the stubble will chafe you weenie. Maybe just try trimming it short for her. Oral is amazing once all the hair is out of the pie though... If you shave - don't bother doing it unless you use the gillette mach III or the chick's version "Venus". Keep the blades dry and not touching anything between shaves

09-02-2003, 10:37 AM	#498 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Here's the plan. While she is sleeping, take two strips of fly paper (unused) and lay them over her tuft of hair. Take the other ends of them and tie a string to the fly paper as well as the end of a bedpost. Next, set off the firealarm with a match, watch her spring out of bed, then poof!!! She jumps herself into a perfectly smooth wax job. __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

09-03-2003, 12:42 AM	#501 (permalink)
Mehoni Insane Location: Within the Woods	The itching is horrible. HORRIBLE. The worst thing ever is being nearsighted and trying to shave. __________________ There seem to be countless rituals and cultural beliefs designed to alleviate their fear of a simple biological truth - all organisms eventually perish.

09-02-2003, 10:55 AM	#499 (permalink)
air45 Loser Location: Midwest	no no! this is my mistake! i try to do the trim once time while my sexy lady was in sleep. oops! she wake up just as i gently trim the hey-nonny-nonny and total freak out! she must think i mean to kill her vagina when only my intention is to sexy shave! best way is to ask first, then shave when she give you a thumb up.

09-03-2003, 07:55 AM	#502 (permalink)
starbum Tilted	I got her to start trimming by reminding her of bikini lines and the fact that the more she trimmed the smoother/nicer the look of the bikini. She isnt shaven just yet, but at least im not getting hairballs.

09-03-2003, 08:59 AM	#504 (permalink)
wherearemypants Upright Location: The District of Columbia	My ex and I had that same issue...she basically stayed untrimmed. Major fighting ensued when I asked if she'd try to take better care of it, although I'll admit I wasn't as tactful as I could've been. (stupid booze) But, when I asked to do it for her during some nookie she was perfectly agreeable. __________________ And Shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee, power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patri et Fili Spiritu Sancte. -Boondock Saints

09-03-2003, 02:29 PM	#505 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	My wife started shaving without me asking her. Damn, did that ever surprise me. For my birthday and all. She said she wasn't too sure about it, but now she shaves all the time. She says it's better and I certainly go down on her more because of it. Sorry, that really doesn't help, does it. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

09-03-2003, 03:55 PM	#506 (permalink)
Plan9Senior Banned Location: Orange County, California	Call me shallow, but if a girl that I was involved with didn't take care of her genital hygeen, I wouldn't even think about making her my girlfriend in the first place. I guess its in the same category as if I found out she doesn't perform oral sex

09-03-2003, 07:34 PM	#510 (permalink)
boden11 Upright	offer to pay for her to get a brazilian wax. the hair won't grow in nearly as quick and it'll be smooooooooothhhhhh everywhere and u don't have to worry about nicks and cuts and whatnot (or skipping hard to reach hair).

09-03-2003, 07:44 PM	#511 (permalink)
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09-05-2003, 12:26 AM	#513 (permalink)
A. Rothschild Upright Location: Denmark	I've fortunately never had those problems. All of my gf's has been completely smooth everywhere, except from the top of their heads. One of them talked me into shaving my crotch... just for the fun of it. And it also looks funny... looks rather pathetic, acctually. like i was a 10 year old boy again and not 19. __________________ Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for company.

09-05-2003, 08:44 AM	#514 (permalink)
jbrooks544 Addict	Do what I did... Convince her to let you buy some stuff for her at www.wickedweasel.com Then she will HAVE to shave, or she will look like sasquatch with that stuff on. Mesh panties - bikinis, etc. They are so hot that they don't end up staying on her for very long...

09-05-2003, 11:33 AM	#515 (permalink)
CapnWaffle Upright Location: Yakima, WA	This thread is freaking hilarious. For a thread about not tlaking about penis size, there's a lot of great size-related jokes.

09-06-2003, 02:14 PM	#516 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	What about women with fat asses, any of yous ever think about THAT? That's when size don't matter. LOL

09-06-2003, 04:27 PM	#517 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	Just ask is the best advice. If you can't discuss things that are important to you with her, then she's probably not the person you should be with. Do know that shaving frequently causes irritation, based on the woman (and razor) so trimming might be a better start (so that she doesn't dismiss the idea after the first shave altogether)

09-07-2003, 12:55 AM	#518 (permalink)
Tuffy_McGee Crazy	If you measure it in millimeters it seems enourmous!

09-07-2003, 05:52 AM	#519 (permalink)
CRASH Upright	It is really very simple, measure your dick (hard of course), just like a cats tail................from the asshole out, it adds a few inches and everyone is now happy and can sleep at night.

09-07-2003, 06:20 AM	#520 (permalink)
Darthnapoleon Upright	I've never had that problem with my fiance. She's been shaved since we met and so have i, so it was never a problem. And we both have the same views on pubic hair, so we'll always be shaved. Definately tell her you think it would increase your desire to perform oral sex on her. that should do it no problem.