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Jetée 06-29-2009 02:47 PM

21st Century Commandments
 
1. I am the Lord thy God and thou shalt have not too many other Gods besides
me.

2. Thou shalt make no graven images. This is a major religion, not a shop
class.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy God in vain without the express
written consent of thy God. The name "Thy God" is the sole property of thy God.
Any use of the name of thy God without the express written
consent of thy God is unauthorized and illegal and shall be punished by thy
God.

4. Remember the Sabbath, thy squash game and thy other appointments.

5. Honor thy single parent.

6. Thou shalt not kill a man just to watch him die.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery and then run for office.

8. Thou shalt not steal. (Note: Not really applicable to car radios.)

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor when appearing
before Judge Wapner.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, his servants, his flocks, or his
powertools.

ring 06-30-2009 03:17 AM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus vntosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

BadNick 06-30-2009 03:32 AM

sorry no comprendo latino ...but I'll try a translator slightly later, or dig deep into my altar boy training and see what I come up with.

Jetée 06-30-2009 03:37 AM

http://www.esnips.com/nsdoc/28789f80...0-aa6a2cf22b40

ring 06-30-2009 03:45 AM

Translation from above: "In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags."




I am not tech savvy.

I need to find a translation application for
the, Le Monde web news-site, and others.

Being uni-lingual, is frustratingly limiting. (two years of Latin doesn't count.)

Jetée 06-30-2009 04:04 AM

I personally find wordreference.com to be a good aid in a pinch.

I also use thesaurus.com and answers.com on the regular, since I integrated them within my address bar for easy search function.

Esoteric 06-30-2009 04:14 AM

I think Latin is such an exquisite language.

ring 06-30-2009 04:16 AM

Thanks Jet. You're a >>>>> nectarine.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../nectarine.jpg


Top of the day to you too, Eso.

Esoteric 06-30-2009 04:17 AM

Nectarines are delicious. So that in turn makes Jet delicious.

Jetée 06-30-2009 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric (Post 2661297)
I think Latin is such an exquisite language.

Man, I'm trying to tackle learning most of the prominent Romantic Languages right now; it's really slow-going, as my Spanish is rusty, my French is Anglicized, and my Portuguese and Italian are derived from me thinking in Spanish/English first, so it's fraught with subject/verb misplacement.

And those insufferable conjugations! I might never get to Japanese, but for those that took Latin in practice, the enunciation of the language is very similar, save for the sometimes silent "U"s and extra "O"s.

ring 06-30-2009 04:33 AM

My rather dyslexic brain has a time with that as well.

It could also be the reason that it seems almost impossible for me
to drive a manual vehicle,
or if I try to type more than twenty words a minute,
my brain switches and then my hands reverse on the qwerty board.

The results are rather humorous.
I've become a fast hunter-pecker.

..wait, that sounded weird.

Jetée 06-30-2009 04:37 AM

I have this tiny self-diagnosed condition in which I retain no more than ten words at my disposal at any given time, and the way my mind operates, it takes quite a fickle while to produce any more discourse beyond the point in which I must dig into the archive for more babblepieces.

ring 06-30-2009 04:41 AM

I believe I may understand what you mean.

For me,those snippets might be one of the causes of my insomnia.

Jetée 06-30-2009 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2661300)
Thanks Jet. You're a >>>>> nectarine.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../nectarine.jpg


Top of the day to you too, Eso.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric (Post 2661301)
Nectarines are delicious. So that in turn makes Jet delicious.

Where did these posts sudenly appear from? I type as fast as I think, so that may explain that.

Besides my slowpokiness, I "rub" nectarines. (I'm playing this game with myself in which I transpose 'L's to 'R's, 'B's to 'V's, and on occasions, 'M's to 'N's.)

I wish I had a juicy nectarine right now instead of this disgusting banana. It "brows majoly".

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/5...8adf222e_m.jpg

ring 06-30-2009 04:52 AM

bamama mot lipe yet?

Jetée 06-30-2009 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2661323)
bamama mot lipe yet?

i believe its some sort of weird hybrid cause the taste is truly offputting

perhaps it is a filipino banana that may look the same as the costa rican one but it has a radically different tastes and texture

that of spit


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2062/...53f24872_m.jpg

ring 06-30-2009 05:05 AM

There are many images of beautiful spitoons to choose from:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...20Spittoon.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 06-30-2009 05:33 AM

Saliva
aids digestion:
Swallow it!

BadNick 06-30-2009 05:58 AM

To celebrate I ate a whole jar of pickled beets last night. So my saliva, and everywhere, has been very well red.

Jetée 06-30-2009 06:02 AM

RadNick, seems like a good enough offput of your already nickinized name.

You are dubbed "RedNick" (or was it Rad?).

ring 06-30-2009 06:04 AM

Bird's nest soup - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Recipe:

3 1/2 oz. bird's nest (dried)
6 cups chicken stock
1 large chicken breast (deboned)
1 Tbls. Dry sherry
1/4 cup rich chicken stock
2 Egg whites
1 tsp. Salt
2 Green onions (minced)
1 Tbls. Ham (Smithfield, minced )
2 Tbls. Cornstarch
2 Tbls. Chicken stock



1. In a large bowl, soak bird's nest water overnight in cold. Drain and rinse. Then spread softened nest pieces on plate; Remove any prominent pieces of 'foreign' matter (e.g. feathers, twigs).

2. Remove membrane and muscle fiber from chicken breast. Using a cleaver handle, pound meat to break down tissue and mince chicken until it is pulp. In a mixing bowl, mix cornstarch with 2 Tbls. chicken stock to make a medium thick paste. Set aside.

3. When ready to cook, heat 6 cups of chicken stock on high heat until boil. Immediately add bird's nest and simmer for 30 minutes. Slowly dribble dry sherry into minced chicken. Using a fork, lightly beat egg whites and fold gently into chicken so they are not completely blended.

4. Bring soup back to boil and slowly add chicken stock mixture to soup. Add salt to soup and heat on medium heat. When soup returns to boil, serve in serving bowls. Garnish with green onions.

BadNick 06-30-2009 06:13 AM

I like red, I like rad. In fact, I like rat, too, so I'm plotting a rat rod ride and I'm sure you'll appreciate the 2JZGTE powertrain...I haven't found one like that so all the more appealing it will be. RatNick ...reminds me of Rat Fink

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tFinkRod-1.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 06-30-2009 08:54 AM

Silly me,
to drool so often,
& swallows'!

ring 06-30-2009 09:01 AM

You taste-test so fine,
swooping upon with intent;
I surely don't mind.

highdro69 06-30-2009 09:37 AM

i knew a guy once. you looked like him. he wasn't either :-(

MexicanOnABike 06-30-2009 05:53 PM

golf in a thunderstorm should be fun!

Ourcrazymodern? 07-01-2009 08:05 AM

Lightning comes
with the thunderstorms
& can strike.

carrot glace 07-01-2009 08:38 AM

strike? bowling
hit? baseball
missing ear? boxing

ring 07-01-2009 08:43 AM

My grandmother threatened to box my ears.

I didn't know what that meant.
I pictured her taking my ears to the post office and shipping them,
far far far away.

DaniGirl 07-01-2009 09:26 AM

18150 and going!!!!

cdwonderful 07-01-2009 12:15 PM

Moses' jet ski?

BadNick 07-01-2009 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdwonderful (Post 2662099)
Moses' jet ski?

Ida thunk he surfed on a tablet.

Jetée 07-01-2009 07:33 PM

http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs48/f/20..._theEagles.jpg

highdro69 07-02-2009 03:24 AM

was he really expecting to catch anything without bait though?

ring 07-02-2009 06:14 AM

Sunspots Revealed in Striking Detail by Supercomputers - News Release

Ourcrazymodern? 07-02-2009 07:59 AM

I'm self-pitying,
but I'll never cry victim,
because I'm not one.

(I know, aya-aye i

Esoteric 07-03-2009 07:19 AM

Zephyrhills spring water.

I am drinking it.

ring 07-03-2009 07:52 AM

HUMAN BIONICS

highdro69 07-03-2009 08:10 AM

http://blog.tystoybox.com/wp-content.../pinocchio.jpg

ring 07-03-2009 08:17 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...over07-200.jpg


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