The Longest Thread Ever!

[Jozrael]

@_@ this is long.

[ring]

I beg your pardon sir Otto,
I know all about the old adage about assumptions,
and I must thank you for how kindly you kicked my ....ass.

I apologize if I dissed you in any fashion.

Speaking of fashion...I remember how classy and sexy, Audrey Hepburn looked in sunglasses,
and ya know what?,
as much as some folk love to disparage Paris Hilton,
her fabulous bone structure reminds me a bit of Hepburn's.

She wears sunglasses SO well,
and, I KNOW there is fine smart brain, and a generous heart behind them.

The eyes ARE the windows to the soul.

I believe that almost might be an indisputable fact,
or just my humble opinion.

Maybe the group hug thing should be saved for the Kumbaya thread.

NOT.

HUG!

[MexicanOnABike]

news page?

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Evolution reigns,
in regard to many things,
while prejudice wanes.

If prejudice won't,
communication cannot occur,
or at least will not.

(Help me, ELP!)

[genuinegirly]

Wondering where my day went.

[BadNick]

The day goes around to the other side of the Earth, then it eventually comes back to this side again....it goes round and round all the time. The night does it too...they probably hold hands, like right at about the Greenwich Meridian and IDL, and play ring around the rosie.

[MexicanOnABike]

time 4 bed time 4 me.

[BadNick]

are we longest yet?

[MexicanOnABike]

We are the longest UNORGANIZED thread on the forum. We are only 2nd to the other one because some members from this thread are spending their time there!! If we see you with the enemy, we will shoot on sight!

[ring]

ah...the we terminology implies, forced teaming.

The main rooms of my house are most organized,
only because I excell at stuffing things into closets and drawers.

[ottopilot]

go us!

[genuinegirly]

otto, I dig the 3D glasses.

[ring]

I have a pair of fireworks prismatic glasses somewhere in my house,
most likely in one of those aforementioned drawers

[Ourcrazymodern?]

My egg sac rises,
upon these silken strings,
for protection, know.

What you will not know
will hurt you for others' sake;
What you do will not.

PABRE.

[ring]

The moon was full three days ago.

I love it when it hangs low on the horizon,
or when it's high in the sky.

The moon and its waxing and waning,
it comforts me.

[genuinegirly]

Time presses on in the phases of the moon.

[ottopilot]

Originally Posted by genuinegirly

otto, I dig the 3D glasses.

Thanks gg! Here's a pair for you.

[Jetée]

Too many monologues here.

[MexicanOnABike]

Originally Posted by Jetée

Too many monologues here.

QFT. I preferred the randomness we had before in our attempts to post the most posts in a day.

almost up to page 100 or so, it was funny to go through out posts. since then, it has been a bit cheap and not entertaining.

[ottopilot]

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike

QFT. I preferred the randomness we had before in our attempts to post the most posts in a day.

almost up to page 100 or so, it was funny to go through out posts. since then, it has been a bit cheap and not entertaining.

Probably new nonsense folks like me... I'll look to older posts for examples and flow.

[BadNick]

ahhh, flow reminded me of Flo and Eddie ...we could use more illegal, immoral, and fattening things in this thread to spice it up

[ottopilot]

famous Flo saying: "Kiss my grits"

[Esoteric]

RANDOM SHIT MUHFUCKAZ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hi.

[BadNick]

In 1969, the Irish-born writer Samuel Beckett (1906-1989) published the piece of short prose Sans in French. One year later, it was followed by a translation (by Beckett himself) into English titled Lessness.

An interesting characteristic of this work is its combination of dense aural and structural patterning and apparent randomness. Both versions consist of 24 paragraphs containing a total of 120 sentences. Each sentence occurs twice, once in the first half of the work and once in the last. Beckett later indicated to critics that the order in which the sentences in Lessness appear had been determined randomly by drawing little slips of paper out of a container.

Nice buzz, Sam:

[ring]

Oh yes, I remember the highly entertaining,

12345678789...!@##$#$$%%%%^^

Wow, I didn't know pebcac is where it's at, or

"a hundred bottle of beers on the wall." was so highly entertaining.


TFP is all about evolution if I recall correctly.

Sometimes we converse,
sometimes we feel the need to "monologue."
Sometimes we have little spats,
sometimes we kiss and make up and go forth with no hard feelings.

It seems like a perfect little microcosm of real life to me.

We all have different preferences,
Sometimes we yearn for the way things used to be.
That is what comprises our individual packaging.

No one is right, no one is wrong.

IJUHP!

Peace and joy to all, I demand it!

[genuinegirly]

My favorite poem.

Correspondances

— Charles Baudelaire

La Nature est un temple où de vivants piliers
Laissent parfois sortir de confuses paroles;
L'homme y passe à travers des forêts de symboles
Qui l'observent avec des regards familiers.


Comme de longs échos qui de loin se confondent
Dans une ténébreuse et profonde unité,
Vaste comme la nuit et comme la clarté,
Les parfums, les couleurs et les sons se répondent.


II est des parfums frais comme des chairs d'enfants,
Doux comme les hautbois, verts comme les prairies,
— Et d'autres, corrompus, riches et triomphants,


Ayant l'expansion des choses infinies,
Comme l'ambre, le musc, le benjoin et l'encens,
Qui chantent les transports de l'esprit et des sens.





CORRESPONDENCES

by: Charles Baudelaire

N Nature's temple living pillars rise,
And words are murmured none have understood,
And man must wander through a tangled wood
Of symbols watching him with friendly eyes.

As long-drawn echoes heard far-off and dim
Mingle to one deep sound and fade away;
Vast as the night and brilliant as the day,
Colour and sound and perfume speak to him.

Some perfumes are as fragrant as a child,
Sweet as the sound of hautboys, meadow-green;
Others, corrupted, rich, exultant, wild,

Have all the expansion of things infinite:
As amber, incense, musk, and benzoin,
Which sing the sense's and the soul's delight.

[BadNick]

thanks gg...that makes me longest for such sweet poetry

It's Baudelicious.

[ring]

Thank you Miss Genuine.

I now long to curl up in a chair, on a long dark night and read more poetry,
with a candle that will last long enough, until I cannot keep my eyes open anymore,
and then I will enjoy the longest restful slumber,
awaking to the early rays of the sun, that throw the loveliest long shadows.

[genuinegirly]

Ring, you create poetry of your own.

On Baudelaire's life, paraphrased from Wikipedia. He would fit in well at the TFP:

Baudelaire was educated in Lyon. He wrote when recalling those times: "A shudder at the grim years of claustration... the unease of wretched and abandoned childhood, the hatred of tyrannical schoolfellows, and the solitude of the heart". At fourteen, Baudelaire was described by a classmate: "He was much more refined and distinguished than any of our fellow pupils... we are bound to one another... by shared tastes and sympathies, the precocious love of fine works of literature". Later, he attended the Lycée Louis-le-Grand in Paris. Baudelaire was erratic in his studies, at times diligent, at other times prone to "idleness".

At eighteen, Baudelaire was described as "an exalted character, sometimes full of mysticism, and sometimes full of immorality and cynicism". Upon gaining his degree in 1839, he was undecided about his future. His stepfather had in mind a career in law or diplomacy, but instead Baudelaire decided to embark upon a literary career, and for the next two years led an irregular life, socializing with other bohemian artists and writers.

For a while, he took on a prostitute named "Sara" as his mistress and lived with his brother when his funds were low. His stepfather kept him on a tight allowance which he spent as quickly as he received it. Baudelaire began to run up debts, mostly for clothes. His stepfather demanded an accounting and wrote to Alphonse: "The moment has come when something must be done to save your brother from absolute perdition". In the hope of reforming him and making a man of him, his stepfather sent him on a voyage to Calcutta, India in 1841, under the care of a former naval captain. Baudelaire's mother was distressed both by his poor behavior and by the proposed solution.

The arduous trip, however, did nothing to turn Baudelaire's mind away from a literary career or from his casual attitude toward life, so the naval captain agreed to let Baudelaire return home. The trip provided strong impressions of the sea, sailing, and exotic ports, that he later employed in his poetry. Baudelaire returned to Paris after less than a year's absence. Much to his parents' chagrin, he was more determined than ever to continue with his literary career. His mother later recalled: "Oh, what grief! If Charles had let himself be guided by his stepfather, his career would have been very different... He would not have left a name in literature, it is true, but we should have been happier, all three of us".

Soon, Baudelaire returned to the taverns to philosophize and to recite his unpublished poems, and to enjoy the adulation of his artistic peers. At twenty-one, he received a good-sized inheritance of over 100,000 francs, plus four parcels of land, but squandered much of it within a few years, including borrowing heavily against his mortgages. During this time he met Jeanne Duval, the illegitimate daughter of a prostitute from Nantes, who was to become his longest romantic association. She had been the mistress of the caricaturist and photographer Nadar. His mother thought Jeanne a "Black Venus" who "tortured him in every way" and drained him of money at every opportunity.

[MexicanOnABike]

Originally Posted by Esoteric

RANDOM SHIT MUHFUCKAZ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hi.

that's better!!
-----Added 19/9/2008 at 05 : 58 : 21-----

Originally Posted by ring

Oh yes, I remember the highly entertaining,

12345678789...!@##$#$$%%%%^^

Wow, I didn't know pebcac is where it's at, or

"a hundred bottle of beers on the wall." was so highly entertaining.


TFP is all about evolution if I recall correctly.

Sometimes we converse,
sometimes we feel the need to "monologue."
Sometimes we have little spats,
sometimes we kiss and make up and go forth with no hard feelings.

It seems like a perfect little microcosm of real life to me.

We all have different preferences,
Sometimes we yearn for the way things used to be.
That is what comprises our individual packaging.

No one is right, no one is wrong.

IJUHP!

Peace and joy to all, I demand it!

if you recall, at that point we could post 1000000 comments in a row which is why a lot of them are random crap just to increase post count. Now, it's not really about post count. It's getting as much people to post. Back when we started, there was a few people that had about 1000 posts and the rest were at 100 or less. So yes, those random comments made this thread where it is now. I do agree that everyone is still posting but what i'm trying to point out is that if the comments are boring(poems/haikus/etc.), most people will be turned away from this place. I know I have a few times. And most of the time when I say random things are because I don't care to read OCM or anyone else's poems.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Recognition, just,
might beat precognition if
by a tiny nose.

(Serious nonsense!)

[Esoteric]

Nonsense is srs bsns.

A
Tribe
Called
Quest

[BadNick]

These little 1/6 kegs prolong my beer drinking pleasure for a longest time

[Ourcrazymodern?]

You're a lucky one,
BadNick: In ways I can't count.
Can I have a beer, too?

[genuinegirly]

Badnick, is that really your basement?

Here's an awesome cellar door:

[ring]

MOAB,

How can I put this as gently as possible.

You can only speak for yourself.
By saying that YOU find the poems and poetry boring,
does NOT give you the right to speak for others by saying,
"If I see them as boring, most other people will be turned away as well."

Some people are not posting here any more because of this very
attitude you are displaying.

Oh by the way...I hope you are well and having a good day.
Truly I do, now please relax and let this lovely little eclectic mix
of people do our thing here on the longest thread.

It is simple to skip over and ignore the parts you don't care for,
I see no reason to keep insulting those who happen to enjoy such things,
as poetry or haiku.


Please.

Now for a bit of random nonsense,

Kumbaya spelled backwards is ayabmuK


That is a beautiful beer heaven,
and a cellar door.

[MexicanOnABike]

no. When we had stupid shit like posting RANDOM things, we still had people comming in to comment. When is the last time someone commented on your poems/haikus?

[BadNick]

Ocm?,
If you're in the area, stop by and we can share the luckiness.

gg,
I wish it was...but that's not my basement, it's the frig of a local distributor in Exton PA who stocks a lot of mini kegs. I fear being repetitive, but since it's a nice LONGest list I'll post it again...this is their list of current inventory and my motto is "I just drink it, let them stock it":

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Check out what's in stock below! If it's not in stock we will reorder!!!

Also, if you don't see something you are looking for here, contact us and we will see if we can get it!

ACME IPA, Fort Bragg, CA
Allagash Dubbel, Portland, ME
Allagash White, Portland, ME
Anchor Bock, San Francisco, CA
Anchor Steam, San Francisco, CA
Anchor Liberty Ale, San Francisco, CA
******07' Anchor X-Mas Ale, San Francisco, CA*****
Arcadia CocoLoco, Battle Creek, MI
Arcadia IPA, Battle Creek, MI
Atwater Vanilla Java Porter, Detroit MI
Avery India Pale Ale, Boulder, CO
Avery Karma, Boulder, CO
Avery Ellies Brown Ale, Boulder, CO
Avery Hog Heaven, Boulder, CO
Avery Maharaja Imperial IPA, Boulder, CO
Avery Reverend Quad, Boulder, CO
Avery Salvation Belgian Ale, Boulder, CO
Ballast Point Yellow Tail Pale, San Diego, CA
Ballast Point Wahoo Wheat, San Diego, CA
Ballast Point Black Marlin Porter, CA
Ballast Point Big Eye IPA, San Diego, CA
Bear Republic Hop Rod Rye, Sonoma County,CA
Bear Republic XP Ale, Sonoma County,CA
Bear Republic Racer 5, Sonoma County, CA
Blue Point Hoptical Ale, Patchogue, NY
Boulder Never Summer, Boulder, CO
Boulder Mojo IPA, Boulder, CO
Breckenridge 471 IPA, Boulder, CO
Brooklyn Brown, Brooklyn, NY
Brooklyn Lager, Brooklyn, NY
Cricket Hill Porter, Fairfield, NJ
Dogfish Head 60 Min IPA, Rohobeth, DE
Dogfish Head 90 Min IPA, Rohobeth, DE
Dogfish Head Raison D'Etre, Rohobeth, DE
Flying Dog Doggie Style Pale Ale, Denver CO
Flying Dog Snake Dog IPA, Denver, CO
Flying Dog Gonzo Porter, Denver, CO
Flying Fish Abbey Dubbel, Cherry Hill, NJ
Flying Fish ESB, Cherry Hill, NJ
Flying Fish Extra Pale Ale, Cherry Hill, NJ
Flying Oktoberfish, Cherry Hill, NJ
Flying Fish HopFish India Pale Ale, Cherry Hill, NJ
Founder's Pale Ale, Grand Rapids, MI
Founder's Dirty Bastard, Grand Rapids, MI
Founder's Centenial IPA, Grand Rapid,MI
Founder's Red Rye, Grand Rapids,MI
Founders Rubeus, Grand Rapids, MI
Fort Collins Rocky Mountain IPA, Fort Collins, CO
Gen. Lafayette Abbey Brune, Lafayette Hill, PA
Gen. Lafayette Emperor's New Clothes, Lafayette Hill, PA
Great Divide Titan IPA, Denver, CO
Harpoon IPA, Boston, MA
Harpoon UFO, Boston, MA
Heavy Seas Loose Cannon, Baltimore, MD
Heavy Seas Small Craft Warning, Baltimore, MD
Hoegaarden, Hoegaarden, Belgium
Humboldt Red Nectar, Humboldt County, CA
Ithaca Apricot Wheat, Ithaca, NY
Ithaca Cascazilla, Ithaca, NY
Jack's Pumpkin Spice, St Louis, MO
Lancaster 4 Grain Ale, Lancaster, PA
Lancaster Hop Hog, Lancaster, PA
Lancaster Milk Stout, Lancaster, PA
Lancaster Strawberry Wheat, Lancaster, PA
Legacy Hedonism Ale, Reading, PA
Legacy Midnight Wit, Reading, PA
Legacy Hoptimus Prime, Reading, PA
Legacy Euphoria, Reading, PA
Legacy Nor'Easter, Reading, PA
Legacy Brown Aled Girl, Reading, PA
Long Trail IPA, Bridgewaters, VT
Long Trail Harvest Ale, Bridgewaters, VT
Lost Coast Double Trouble IPA, Humboldt County, CA
Lost Coast Imperial Pilsner, Humboldt County, CA
Lost Coast Indica IPA, Humboldt County, CA
Magic Hat #9, South Burlington, VT
Magic Hat Lucky Kat IPA, South Burlington, VT
Magic Hat Circus Boy, South Burlington, VT
Michelob Amber Bock, St. Louis, MO
Michelob Light, St. Louis, MO
Michelob Ultra, St. Louis, MO
Michelob, St. Louis, MO
New Holland Mad Hatter IPA, Holland, MI
North Coast Brother Thelonious, Fort Bragg, CA
North Coast Old Rasputin, Fort Bragg, CA
North Coast Red Seal, Fort Bragg, CA
Ommegang Hennipen, Cooperstown, NY
Penn Kaiser Pilsner, Pittsburgh, PA
Penn Pilsner, Pittsburgh, PA
Philadelphia Kenzinger, Phila., PA
Philadelphia Newbold IPA, Phila., PA
Philadelphia Rowhouse Red, Phila., PA
Philadelphia Walt Wit, Phila., PA
River Horse Hop Hazard, Lambertville, NJ
River Horse Triple, Lambertville, NJ
Samuel Adams, Boston, MA
Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, Boston, MA
Sam Adams Octoberfest, Boston, MA
Shock Top, St Loius, MO
Sierra Nevada Anniversary Ale, Chico, CA
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Chico, CA
Sly Fox Royal Weiss, Pheonixville, PA
Sly Fox Phoenix Pale Ale, Phoenixville, PA
Sly Fox Instigator Bock, Phoenixville, PA
Sly Fox Octoberfest, Pheonixville, PA
Sly Fox Pikeland Pils, Phoenixville, PA
Sly Fox Rt. 113 IPA, Phoenixville, PA
Sly Fox Saison Vos, Phoenixville, PA
****07' Sly Fox XMAS Ale, Phoenixville, PA****
Smuttynose IPA, Portsmouth, NH
Smuttynose Summer Weizen, Portsmouth, NH
Southampton IPA, Southampton, NY
Southampton Pumpkin Ale, Southampton, NY
Southampton Secret Ale, Southampton, NY
Southern Tier IPA, Lakewood, NY
Southern Tier Phin & Matt's, Lakewood, NY
Southern Tier Creme Brulee, Lakewood, NY
Southern Tier Triple, Lakewood, NY
Southern Tier Unearthy IPA, Lakewood, NY
Speakeasy Big Daddy IPA, San Francisco, CA
Speakeasy Double Daddy Imperial IPA, San Francisco, CA
Speakeasy Prohibition Ale, San Francisco, CA
Stegmaier Summer White, Wilkes-Barre, PA
Stoudt's Fest, Adamstown, PA
Stoudt's American Pale Ale, Adamstown, PA
Stoudt's Double IPA, Adamstown, PA
Stoudt's Fat Dog Stout, Adamstown, PA
Stoudt's Gold, Adamstown, PA
Stoudt's Pilsner, Adamstown, PA
Stoudt's Scarlet Lady ESB, Adamstown, PA
Stoudt's Weizen, Adamstown, PA
Summit ESB, St. Paul, MN
Summit Extra Pale Ale, St. Paul, MN
Summit Grand Bohemian Style Pilsner, St. Paul, MN
Summit India Pale Ale, St. Paul, MN
Summit Great Northern Porter, St. Paul, MN
Summit Scandia Wit, St. Paul, MN
Thirsty Dog Hoppus Maximus, Independence, OH
Thirsty Dog Old Leg Humper, Independence, OH
Thomas Hooker Hop IPA, Hartford, CT
Tommyknocker Alpine Glacier Lager, Idaho Springs, CO
Tommyknocker Imperial Nut Brown, Idaho Springs, CO
Tommyknocker Maple Nut Brown, Idaho Springs, CO
Tommyknocker Pick Axe Pale Ale, Idaho Springs, CO
Troegs Dreamweaver Wheat, Harrisburg, PA
Troegs Hopback Amber, Harrisburg, PA
Troegs Pale Ale, Harrisburg, PA
Troegs Sunshine Pils, Harrisburg, PA
Troegs Rugged Trail Nut Brown Ale, Harrisburg, PA
Troegs Troegenator, Harrisburg, PA
Victory Golden Monkey, Downingtown, PA
Victory Hop Devil, Downingtown, PA
Victory Festbier, Downingtown, PA
Victory Sunrise Weisse, Downingtown, PA
Victory Hop Wallop, Downingtown, PA
Victory Lager, Downingtown, PA
Victory Prima Pils, Downingtown, PA
Victory Storm King Stout, Downingtown, PA
Victory Whirlwind Wit, Downingtown, PA
Weyerbacher Hops Infusion, Easton, PA
Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot, Easton, PA
Weyerbacher Merry Monks, Easton, PA
Weyerbacher Old Heathen, Easton, PA
Weyerbacher Rasp Stout, Easton, PA
Weyerbacher Imperial Pumpking, Easton, PA
Widmer Brothers Hefeweizen, Portland, OR
Yards Extra Special Ale, Philadelphia, PA
Yards IPA, Philadelphia, PA
Yards Philadelphia Pale Ale, Philadelphia, PA
Yards Tavern Spruce, Philadelphia, PA
Yards Thomas Jefferson Tavern Ale, Easton, PA

Last updated 9:00 AM, September 12, 2008


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SPECIALTY BEERS
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Abita Purple Haze,
Abita Turbo Dog,
Abita Variety,
Allagash Abbey Double 12 oz.,
Allagash Abbey Triple 25 oz.,
Allagash White Ale,
Anchor Liberty,
Anchor Porter,
Anchor Steam,
Anderson Valley Barney Flats Oatmeal Stout,
Anderson Valley Belks ESB,
Anderson Valley Boont Amber,
Anderson Valley Hop Ottin IPA,
Appalachian Variety,

Avery I.P.A.,
Avery Karma,
Avery Variety,
Bell's Best Brown Ale,
Bell's Kalamazoo Stout,
Bell's Oberon Ale,
Blue Moon Belgian White,
Blue Point Blueberry Ale
Blue Point Hoptical Ale,
Blue Point Toasted Lager,
Brooklyn Brown Ale,
Brooklyn East India Pale Ale,
Brooklyn Lager,
Brooklyn Pennant Pale Ale,
Brooklyn Pilsner,
Brooklyn Variety,
Celis White,
Dock Street Amber,
Dock Street Bohemian Pilsner,
Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA,
Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA,
Dogfish Head Chicory Stout,
Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale,
Dogfish Head Raison D'Etre,
Flying Dog Doggie Style Pale Ale,
Flying Dog Road Dog,
Flying Dog Variety,
Flying Fish Abbey Dubbel,
Flying Fish ESB,
Flying Fish Extra Pale Ale,
Flying Fish Variety,
Harpoon IPA,
Harpoon Variety,
He'brew Genesis Ale,
He'brew Messiah Bold,
Humboldt IPA Nectar,
Humboldt Pale Nectar,
Humboldt Red Nectar,
Laguinitas Censored Ale,
Laguinitas IPA,
Laguinitas Maximus,
Laguinitas Pils,
Lancaster Hop Hog,
Lancaster Milk Stout,
Lancaster Strawberry Wheat,
Landmark India Red Ale,
Left Hand Imperial Stout,
Left Hand Milk Stout,
Left Hand Sawtooth Ale,
Legacy Hedonism,
Legacy Midnight Wit Ale,
Lost Coast Downtown Brown Ale,
Lost Coast Indica IPA,
Mad River Steelhead Extra Pale Ale,
Magic Hat #9,
Magic Hat Circus Boy,
Magic Hat Lucky Kat,
Magic Hat Variety,
Mendocino Red Tail Ale,
Mendocino Variety,
Middle Ages Wailing Wench,
New Holland Poet,
New Holland Variety,
North Coast Blue Star Wheat,
North Coast Old No.38 Stout,
North Coast Old Rasputin Imperial Stout,
North Coast Red Seal Ale,
North Coast Variety,
Ommegang Abbey Ale 12 oz,
Ommegang Abbey Ale 25 oz.,
Ommegang Hennepin 12 oz.,
Ommegang Hennepin 25 oz.,
Ommegang Rare Vos 12 oz.,
Ommegang Rare Vos 25 oz.,
Ommegang Witte 12 oz.,
Ommegang Witte 25 oz.,
Penn Pilsner,
Penn Variety,
Penn Weizen,
Pennbrook Lager,
Pocono Pale Ale,
Pyramid Apricot Ale,
Pyramid Brewers Box,
Pyramid Hefeweizen,
Pyramid Thunderhead IPA,
Red Hook ESB,
Red Hook Variety,
River Horse Hop Hazard,
River Horse Lager,
River Horse Speical Ale,
River Horse Variety,
Rogue American Amber,
Rogue Brutal Bitter 12 oz.,
Rogue Choclate Stout 22 oz.,
Rogue Dead Guy Ale,
Rogue I2PA,
Rogue Mocha Porter,
Rogue Morimoto 22 oz.,
Rogue Shakespeare Stout 22 oz.,
Rogue St. Rogue Red,
Samuel Adams Boston Lager,
Samuel Adams Light,
Samuel Adams Variety,
Saranac Adirondack Amber,
Saranac IPA,
Saranac Lager,
Saranac Pale Ale,
Saranac Trail Mix,
Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale,
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale,
Sierra Nevada Porter,
Sierra Nevada Stout,
Sierra Nevada Wheat,
Sierra Nevade Bigfoot,
Sly Fox Pale Ale (CANS),
Sly Fox Pikeland Pils (CANS),
Smuttynose IPA,
Smuttynose Variety,
Southern Tier IPA,
Southern Tier Phin & Matt's Extraordinary Ale,
Southern Tier Variety,
Spanish Peaks Black Dog Honey Raspberry
Speakeasy Big Daddy IPA,
Speakeasy Prohibition Ale,
Speakeasy Untouchable Pale Ale,
Speakeasy Variety,
Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale 22oz.,
Stone IPA,
Stoudt's American Pale Ale,
Stoudt's Double IPA,
Stoudt's Fat Dog Stout,
Stoudt's Gold,
Stoudt's Pilsner,
Stoudt's Scarlet Lady ESB,
Stoudt's Triple,
Stoudts Variety,
Straub,
Summit Grand,
Summit Great Northern Porter,
Summit Hefeweizen,
Summit India Pale Ale,
Thirsty Dog Balto Lager,
Thirsty Dog Hoppus Maximus,
Thirsty Dog Old Leghumper,
Thirsty Dog Siberian Night,
Three Floyds Alpha King IPA,
Three Floyds Extra Pale Ale,
Three Floyds Pride & Joy,
Three Floyds Robert the Bruce,
Troegs Hopback Amber Ale,
Troegs Pale Ale,
Troegs Rugged Trail Nut Brown Ale,
Troegs Trogenator,
Troegs Variety,
Victory Golden Monkey,
Victory Hop Devil,
Victory Lager,
Victory Old Horizontal,
Victory Prima Pils,
Victory St. Boisterous,
Victory St.Victorious,
Victory Variety,
Victory Whirlwind Wit,
Weyerbacher Big Beer Variety,
Weyerbacher Black Hole,
Weyerbacher Decadence,
Weyerbacher Hefeweizen,
Weyerbacher Heresy,
Weyerbacher Hops Infusion,
Weyerbacher Insanity,
Weyerbacher Merry Monks,
Weyerbacher Old Heathen,
Weyerbacher Quad,
Weyerbacher Raspberry Stout,
Weyerbacher Simcoe Double IPA,
Weyerbacher Variety,
Widmer Brothers Hefeweizen,
Yards Extra Special Ale,
Yards IPA,
Yards Jefferson Ale,
Yards Love Stout,
Yards Saison,
Yards Sampler,
Yards Washington Porter,



MALTERNATIVES

Bartles & Jaymes Classic Original
Bartles & Jaymes Exotic Berry
Bartles & Jaymes Exotic Variety
Jack Daniel's Variety
Magner's Hard Cider
Mike's Hard Berry
Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade
Mike's Hard Iced Tea
Mike's Hard Lemonade
Mike's Hard Light
Mike's Hard Lime
Mike's Hard Variety
Seagrams Variety
Smirnoff Ice
Smirnoff Ice Triple Black
Smirnoff Twisted Black Cherry
Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple
Smirnoff Twisted Rasperberry
Smirnoff Twisted Watermelon
Sparks
Sparks Light
Strongbow Hard Cider
Tequiza
Twisted Tea
Twisted Tea Half and Half
Twisted Tea Peach
Twisted Tea Raspberry
Twisted Tea Variety
Woodchuck Amber
Woodchuck Dark & Dry
Woodchuck Granny Smith
Woodchuck Pear
Woodchuck Raspberry
Woodchuck Variety



IMPORTED BEERS SORTED BY COUNTRY

Affligem Blonde, Belgium
Affligem Dubbel, Belgium
Affligem Tripel, Belgium
Brussels Pils, Belgium
Chimay Grande Reserve, Belgium
Chimay Red, Belgium
Chimay White, Belgium
Cornsendonk Christmas Ale, Belgium
De Dolle Stille Nacht, Belgium
Delerium Nocturnum, Belgium
Delerium Noel, Belgium
Delerium Tremens, Belgium
Duchesses De Bourgogne, Belgium
Duvel, Belgium
Grotten Brown, Belgium
Hoegaarden White, Belgium
Kwak, Belgium
Leffe Blonde, Belgium
Lindemans Framboise, Belgium
Stella Artois, Belgium
Troubadour Belgian Ale, Belgium
Westmalle Double, Belgium
Westmalle Triple, Belgium
Blanche De Chambly, Canada
Foster's, Canada
La Fin Du Monde, Canada
Labatt Blue Light, Canada
Labatt Blue, Canada
Maudite, Canada
Molson Canadian Light, Canada
Molson Canadian, Canada
Molson Export, Canada
Molson Golden, Canada
Molson Ice, Canada
Molson XXX, Canada
Moosehead, Canada
Unibroue Variety, Canada
Tsingtao, China
Czechvar, Czech Republic
Pilsner Urquell, Czech Republic
Presidente, Dominican Republic
La Choulette Blonde, France
Augustinerbrau, Germany
Ayinger Celebrator Dobule Bock, Germany
Beck's Dark, Germany
Beck's Light, Germany
Beck's, Germany
Bitburger, Germany
Broyhan, Germany
Carlsburg, Germany
Dab Low Carb, Germany
Dab, Germany
Dinkelacker, Germany
Einbecker Black Bier, Germany
Einbecker Mai-Ur-Bock, Germany
Einbecker Pils, Germany
Eku Pils, Germany
Elephant, Germany
Erdinger Dunkel, Germany
Erdinger Hefe-Weiss, Germany
Erdinger Kristal Weizen, Germany
Erdinger Weizenbock, Germany
Gaffel Kolsch, Germany
Gilde Pilsner, Germany
Hacker-Pschorr Munich Lager, Germany
Hacker-Pschorr Weisse, Germany
Heller Hoch Brau, Germany
Henninger, Germany
Hirschbrau Barvarian Weissbier, Germany
Hirschbrau Doppelbock, Germany
Hirschbrau Holzarbier, Germany
Hirschbrau Neuschwansteiner, Germany
Hirschbrau Weihnachtsbier, Germany
Jever, Germany
Kostritzer Octoberfest, Germany
Kostritzer Schwarzbier, Germany
Kulmbacher Kapuziner Weiss, Germany
Kulmbacher Pils, Germany
Lowenbrau, Germany
Monschof Schawrzbier, Germany
Paulaner Hefe-Weisse, Germany
Paulaner Munich Lager, Germany
Paulaner Oktoberfest, Germany
Paulaner Salvator, Germany
Reissdorf Koelsch, Germany
Schlenkerla Rauch Ur Bock, Germany
Schneider Aventinus, Germany
Schneider Edle-Weisse, Germany
Schneider Hefe-Weisse, Germany
Spaten Franziskaner Weissbier Germany
Spaten Optimator, Germany
Spaten, Germany
St. Pauli Girl Dark, Germany
St. Pauli Girl, Germany
Tucher Hefe-Weizen Germany
Warsteiner Dunkel, Germany
Warsteiner, Germany
Weihenstephan Hefe-Weisse, Germany
Weihenstephan Lager, Germany
Abbot Ale, Great Britain
Bass, Great Britain
Boddington's Pub Ale, Great Britain
Croptons Calamity Ale, Great Britain
Fiddlers Elbow Ale, Great Britain
Fuller's ESB, Great Britain
Fuller's London Pride, Great Britain
Fuller's Porter, Great Britain
Hobgoblin Ale, Great Britain
Lion Stout, Great Britain
Mackeson Stout, Great Britain
Monty Python Holy Grail Ale, Great Britain
Newcastle Brown Ale, Great Britain
Old Peculiar, Great Britain
Old Speckled Hen, Great Britain
Samuel Smith Imperial Stout, Great Britain
Samuel Smith Lager, Great Britain
Samuel Smith Nut Brown Ale, Great Britain
Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout, Great Britain
Samuel Smith Organic Lager, Great Britain
Samuel Smith Pale Ale, Great Britain
Samuel Smith Taddy Porter, Great Britain
Samuel Smith Winter Welcome, Great Britain
Tetley's, Great Britain
Whitbread, Great Britain
Young's Dirty Dicks, Great Britain
Young's Double Chocolate Stout, Great Britain
Young's Oatmeal Stout, Great Britain
Young's Old Nick, Great Britain
Young's Ramrod, Great Britain
Amstel Light, Holland
Grolsch, Holland
Heineken Dark, Holland
Heineken, Holland
IJ Zatte, Holland
La Trappe Quadruppel, Holland
Oranjeboom, Holland
Kingfisher Lager, India
Taj Mahal, India
Beamish Irish Stout, Ireland
Guinness Draught Bottles, Ireland
Guinness Draught Cans, Ireland
Guinness Extra Stout, Ireland
Harp, Ireland
Murphy's Irish Stout, Ireland
Smithwicks Irish Ale, Ireland
Moretti La Rossa, Italy
Moretti, Italy
Peroni, Italy
Tappeto Volante, Italy
Red Stripe, Jamaica
Asahi, Japan
Kirin Ichiban, Japan
Kirin Light, Japan
Sapporo, Japan
Corona Light, Mexico
Corona, Mexico
Modelo Especial, Mexico
Negra Modelo, Mexico
Pacifico, Mexico
Sol, Mexico
Tecate, Mexico
San Miguel, Phillippines
Brok, Poland
Okocim Mocne, Poland
Okocim OK, Poland
Perla, Poland
Zywiec Lager, Poland
Belhaven Scottish Ale, Scotland
McEwan Scotch Ale Scotland
Skull Splitter, Scotland,
Topvar Slovak Pils, Slovakia
Singha, Thailand,
Carib, Trinidad & Tobago

[ottopilot]

we don't smoke!
we don't drink!
Norfolk! Norfolk! Norfolk!

best when yelled like a cheer

[ring]

obJECT or OBject.
SUBject or subJECT.

Our pencils shade,
meanings fade,
away from black and white.

Try seeing with your ears,
hearing with your heart,
touching with your mind,
smelling with your intuition,
tasting with your touch,
thinking with your soul.

It's worth a try.

Poem by ring
September, 2008


Hey Otto, that reminds me of a song, "You don't smoke, you don't drink. what do you do?"

I remember Adam and the Ants singing that, I don't remember if they wrote it though.