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04-16-2009, 10:07 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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has it passed yet?
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-17-2009, 01:34 AM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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Quote:
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-17-2009, 02:02 PM
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Addict
Location: The next town over
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ppwwwttt....I just passed
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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard |
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04-18-2009, 04:48 AM
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Tired
Location: Florida
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Oh, okay.
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From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins |
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04-18-2009, 07:40 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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MOAB,
Wow, that blows my mind!...another example of the mysterious nature of our Universe. Just this morning I ate a fortune cookie with my coffee and on back of the fortune inside was the translation for "rain" which is 雨 <<< which is a little funny to me since it looks like an umbrella but it's raining under it |
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04-18-2009, 03:37 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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never mind her. HE looks satisfied...
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-18-2009, 04:08 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies." So the farmer says. "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse. The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?" The farmer says, "Oh no officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass." The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing", and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-19-2009, 12:10 AM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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Guy calls his horse rancher buddy and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
"How will I recognize him?" his buddy asks. "That's easy; he's short and has a speech impediment" So, the man shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So, he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So, the guy picks up the man and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So, he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf. Can I see her twat"? Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and rams the mans head as far as he can up the horse's rear, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The man gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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