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ring 07-02-2008 07:03 AM

I love Mother's nature.

ILMN!

jewels 07-02-2008 08:37 AM

Whose mother?

ring 07-02-2008 08:49 AM

Our mother Earth...


Spaceman lyrics

Written by: Harry Nilsson
Vocals & Electric Piano: Harry Nilsson
Drums: Richie Snare
Bass: Klaus Voorman
Acoustic Guitars: John Uribe, Cris Spedding, Peter Frampton
Piano: Nicky Hopkins
Percussion: Richard Perry
Orchestra Arranged & Conducted by Paul Buckmaster
Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny
Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon
Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three
(One, two, three, four!)
I wanted to be a spaceman
That's what I wanted to be
But now that I am a spaceman
Nobody cares about me
Hey mother earth
Won't 'cha bring me back down
Safely to the sea
But 'round and around and around and around
Is all she ever say to me
I wanted to make a good run
I wanted to go to the moon
I knew that it had to be fun
I told 'em to send me real soon
I wanted to be a spaceman
I wanted to be it so bad
But now that I am a spaceman
I'd rather be back on the pad
Hey mother earth
Won't 'cha bring me back down
Safely to the sea
But 'round and around and around and around
Is just a lot of lunacy
(Yeah!)
'Round and around and around and around and around
(So bring me back down)
'Round and around and around and around and around
Safe on the ground
Hey mother earth
Won't 'cha bring me back down
Safely to the sea
But 'round and around and around and around
Is all she ever say to me, yeah
You know I wanted to be a spaceman
That's what I wanted to be
But now that I am a spaceman
Nobody cares about me
Say, hey! You mother earth
You better bring me back down
I've taken just as much as I can
But around and around and around and around
Is the problem of a spaceman
(Ah's!)

jewels 07-02-2008 09:01 AM

Mother Mary?

Mother Mary, your hold on me
Denies my feelings
From those who can see
Your sacred wisdom
Can caress my soul
Confused and forsaken
By what Ive been told
It always sounded so right to me
To offer my prayers
With the hope to be free
Mother mary, is this wrong for me
To judge myself by what you see
And if I stand here
Will you stand by me
If the choice that I make
Is the choice to be me

Ive heard your words
In so many ways
Do I trust myself
Beyond your praise
My heart has been touched
By something said
I want to go with her
I want to be led
I knelt at your side
Did you feel me
I gave you my all
To be nearer to thee

Mother mary, is this wrong for me
To judge myself by what you see
And if I stand here
Will you stand by me
If the choice that I make
Is the choice to be me

You know Ill always be there
You know Ill always be there
You know Ill always be there

Cant you show me a way to believe
Have I been enlightened, misled or deceived
It always sounded so right to me
To offer my prayers
With the hope to be free

Mother Mary, is this wrong for me
To judge myself by what you see
And if I stand here
Will you stand by me
If the choice that I make
Is the choice to be me
- Julian Lennon

ring 07-02-2008 09:13 AM

Hey there sister comrade,
kiss your childrens for me.
K?

Peace.

(I love the name Julian)

Ourcrazymodern? 07-02-2008 12:26 PM

I love my nuts.

If comrades believed
like they might & might again,
they'd become insects.

-please don't forget that I love you.

ring 07-02-2008 12:40 PM

We love to collect mixed nuts,
and send mixed messages.

Coolaberation by Ourcrazymodern? ampersand ring.

ottopilot 07-02-2008 08:35 PM


jewels 07-03-2008 02:23 AM

Enough with Mother, sis. That's freakin' eerie, otto. Otto eerie? I'm not sure that sounds kosher.

coldhands 07-03-2008 04:45 AM

kosher...no thanks. I'll have cheese on my burger

Ourcrazymodern? 07-03-2008 05:59 AM

Belief might just flee,
before the strength of lying,
but it shouldn't, once.

14-6-9=-1

BadNick 07-03-2008 06:28 AM

one for sixty nine, too

ring 07-03-2008 06:31 AM

cleverosities abound.

genuinegirly 07-03-2008 07:09 AM

One four six nine four
thrilled me to the core

coldhands 07-03-2008 07:39 AM

One four six nine five...this thread is still alive

Ourcrazymodern? 07-03-2008 08:40 AM

"Blame it on midnight,"
(Blame it on your fucking muse),
Blame it on midnight.

...Errato might be ashamed

-nah.

ring 07-03-2008 09:19 AM

Some scribbles and keystroke noise.


Bad shrimp bad shrimp.....bad bad bad bad.
back to bed,
make the room stop spinning!

BadNick 07-03-2008 10:28 AM

NSFPL = not safe for post lunch reading

Some of the docs told me I have a low level allergy to shell fish so I can expect (and which explains) a little bloody stool if I eat shrimp, oysters, lobsters....red is one of my favorite colors. The older the foo'd the redder the poo'd...something about enzymes quickly developing on exposed sea food and those crummy enzymes are what does it. Fresh sushi ftw.

WORLD'S LONGEST POOP - 26 Feet
Attention, University of Michigan Record!
“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”

PS: the "I" above is not "me"

jewels 07-03-2008 11:42 AM

ewwwwwwwwwwwww poop.

26 feet? :cringe: Holy guacamole, Batman.

ring 07-03-2008 12:46 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...hboxinside.jpg

BadNick 07-03-2008 05:23 PM

blue flame?

ring 07-03-2008 05:27 PM

Old-fashioned air freshener.
My grandparents always kept matches on the back of the water-closet.

jewels 07-03-2008 05:44 PM

What, no Bosco?

ring 07-03-2008 06:22 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...a_radner71.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 07-03-2008 08:59 PM

"...the way I love you, baby, is a cryin' shame..."

ring 07-04-2008 05:44 AM

Good morning, sunshines.

BadNick 07-04-2008 08:01 AM

We're looking forward to seeing a nice fireworks display tonight...I hope the weather cooperates, it's somewhat overcast now with an occasional drizzle.

ring 07-04-2008 08:11 AM

All clear here,
Madison, Wi puts on a spectacular show...it even looks great on T.V.
I think I will watch that tonight...the crowd of hundreds of
thousands is daunting.

I bought two boxes of sparklers..they are fun to watch
while wearing fireworks glasses...

Yey! for prismatics!

BadNick 07-04-2008 11:59 AM

After they cordoned off the playground to separate the audience area from the fireworks setup/launching areas, we plopped our blankets front row center; we'll go back there about 8pm to listen to the live bands, socialize and play around until the show starts. That's a traditional thing I've been doing for almost 30 years, along with many others...by the time I staked down my blankets there were only a few front row spots left. So we'll have a very good view of the nice fireworks show in our little town. They give away an American flag prize to the spectator who came from farthest away.

jewels 07-04-2008 12:40 PM

I was going to drive over to the beach to watch fireworks, but I did a ton of digging and planting and then mowed my entire front lawn. Even after a shower and about a gallon of water, I'm dead. *passes out temporarily*

ring 07-04-2008 01:45 PM

Hot springs smell like sulphur.
Cold springs are better than caffeine.

BadNick 07-04-2008 08:43 PM

Ahhh, fireworks smell like sulphur, too. The fireworks here were great...right in front of your face so it could hardly have been any closer. It drizzled the whole time but it felt nice just sitting there getting wet in the warm air and seeing the rockets red glare, and green and white and blue. They gave the flag to somebody from Australia.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-04-2008 08:50 PM

I daresay millions
of dollars blew up the sky
at Lake Kampeska.

-14÷7=1-3

jewels 07-05-2008 03:27 AM

Fireworks shmireworks.

BadNick 07-05-2008 08:25 AM

I had a hot corned beef sandwich on rye for breakfast.

coldhands 07-05-2008 08:27 AM

roll away the dew, man

ring 07-05-2008 09:26 AM

Achoo! times..I lost count.
I covered my mouth. You guys can't catch this type
of virus over the net.

..:sad: ......
It's so beautiful outside today...hope you all are having a great weekend.

jewels 07-05-2008 11:04 AM

Yes, it's gawgeous here, too.

The kitties make me sneeze like crazy. Sometimes.

Esoteric 07-05-2008 11:48 AM

Skeet skeet.

ring 07-05-2008 12:05 PM

I'm only bustin' open a new box of Kleenex...

I feel maudlin and selfish.
Entertain me!


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