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So, can I stay here,
if I participate well in ceremonies? |
The five ring circus has torched my touche.
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As your sacrifice,
I know my rights limitless; I won't be holding back. |
Time to rehydrate.
Feeling way past al dente, noodles need to stick. |
Can I have a drink?
Oh, wait, it doesn't matter. I'll be going soon. |
Hit and run?
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You love your job, right?
So another assignment can only please you. |
Task the mistress
or task the mattress. |
Another spanking
might be on the agenda. "Then, the oral sex." |
"Takes a licking and keeps on ticking."
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If you task me more,
I'll have to cut you some slack. We know what that means. |
Check your expiration date.
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When in the stew pot,
with many herbs and spices, and enough boiling... -1+4=3=3=3 |
Condiments may complement the concoction.
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My mustard
and your mayonnaise make music. |
French Dip,or
....I want a patty melt.... |
It's bound to get worse
before it gets any better... I will take the french. |
Dressing or undressing...
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...only question is:
"Do you want fries with that, darlin'?" This is white on rice. |
Do we have any soy sauce left?
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There's some peanut sauce
in a place where you'll find it, if you sniff around. |
I feel a little squirrely.
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I thought that was me.
How'd a tree rat get in here? Should we breakfast now? |
I have no idea why the term 'buckskinner' just popped into my brain.
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A pejorative
can't be all that much better than one using it. |
Well...epithet to you too.
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Experiencing
an occasional meltdown can be expected. 14-3-4=7 |
Oh magnificent equable creature you.
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You'd best be careful,
or my head might swell again. We know what that means... |
Magnificent creatures are magnificently magnificent. :confused:
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baaahhhh!
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sheep?
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Bahh bahh black sheep have you any wool?
Yes, yes, 3 bags full. |
A sheep has no wool; she has fur. Wool is what we do to her beautiful coat after we have taken what's hers.
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hmmmm, mutton. Tastes good.
How long is the longest golf hole in the world? Course: Chocolay Downs Golf Course Location: Marquette, Michigan Hole #: 6 Par: 6 Length: 1,007 Yards Chocolay has a reserve 1/2 mile or so which it can add to the length of this hole if it ever loses it ranking of the longest hole ever. |
The Prince licked my face,
saying, "It's time to get up!" It worked like a charm... |
lickem licker liquor
nice doggie |
Pinnochio is sitting in my chair.
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His nose grows.
"What's come over me? Here it comes again." Bad haiku, good musical prurience. |
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