Can I add +1 to that? Okay.... where's the post button...

Adding. another
May I plead mea culpa,
not possessing it?

I'm sailing around the bay in circles on the Owner ship.

you guys even snuck a birthday greeting in here...so clever and nice of you. Thank you very much.

A day late and a dollar short
14604 reminds me that
6 X 4 = 24, + 1 + 4 = 29 and
June 29th was jewels' birthday

Happy Birthday, jewels; I hope your favorite days are your longest ones.

Circling in clouds of cream cheese
Dreams of morning bay-gulls

On my hat I can take it but keep it off my bagel and lox.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../z15116585.jpg

The Long and Winding Thread
By the Threadles

The long and winding thread
That leads to your post
Will never disappear
Ive seen that thread before
It always leads me here
Lead me to you post

The wild and windy night
That the rain washed away
Has left a pool of tears
Crying for the day
Why leave me standing here
Let me know the way

Many times Ive been alone
And many times Ive cried
Any way youll never know
The many ways Ive tried

But still they lead me back
To the long winding thread
You left me standing here
A long long time ago
Dont leave me waiting here
Lead me to your post

But still they lead me back
To the long winding thread
You left me standing here
A long long time ago
Dont leave me waiting here
Lead me to your post
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

The Threadles? :orly: Not bad, though. I'm rawther impressed with the melody.

Did you like the one by Ted Threadburger? TFP #14588

It's alright, his voice just ain't what it used to be. :crazy:

(1x4)-6=-1-1

Feist: a small mongrel dog.

A mongrel dog sniffs the Mongolian fallen,
smote on the grassy plains that will one day be desert.

The world spins its day and night, and what men do has
not the means of inflicting their ravages upon the cosmos.

What will they do once their power wanes, and their time ends?
--their virility rendered barren despite their prison's diurnal eternity.

"They"ll probably prevail..

Prevailing is stalling by another name.
For some, it is stumbling, uprooted from their sleep.

For who can prevail when there is no prize, nor spoils?

We all fall asleep after that brief moment of coherence,
like those mornings when the alarm's not set and you can sense it,
and there is nothing you can do to be on time.

You do not even sense it, for you're not awake.

The 24 hour dream.

The Play-impulse and AEsthetic Pleasure.

I fail to achieve enough sleep.

I fail to achieve by sleeping.

OCM....Those five fingers sing and dance,
Your tongue writes epicness.

This thread from page 266 to page 366.
12-28-2007, 01:55 PM - 06-30-2008, 11:03 AM
6months give or take a few days.

the other thread beating us. word ass. from page 266 to 366.
04-07-2005, 10:10 PM - 10-30-2006, 02:57 AM
7months give or take a few days

so we are 1 month faster than them acording to this.


POST01 01-12-2006, 02:12 AM to post14619 06-30-2008, 06:49 PM
that gives me 2 1/2 years approx.

for the word ass thread,
post01 04-19-2003, 02:56 AM to post 14619 10-31-2006, 11:46 PM
that gives them 3years and 7months approximately.

so according to this, for 100 page, we're faster and overall for 366 pages or 14619 posts, we're 1year faster.


all this to say that if we keep it up, we will eventually beat them.

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Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your mommas back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When somethings going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your mommas back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When somethings going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

Their intensity was like a sty with a pig in it's eye.

Noone is ever going to catch me, because I am not running away.

One four six two four
Rabbit hopping to the door.

You better you better you bet.

I call you on the telephone my voice too rough with cigarettes.
I sometimes thing I should just go home but I'm dealing with a memory
that never forgets
I love to hear you say my name especially when you say yes
I got your body right now on my mind and I drunk myself b-lind to the
sound of old T-Rex
To the sound of old T-Rex - who's next?

[Chorus:]

When I say I love you you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I need you you say you better
You better you better you bet
You better bet your life
Or love will cut you like a knife

I want those feeble minded axes overthrown
I'm not into your passport picture I just like your nose
You welcome me with open arms and open legs
I know only fools have needs but this one never begs

I don't really mind how much you love me
A little is really alright
When you say come over and spend the night
Tonight

[Chorus: (as above)]

I lay on the bed with you
We could make some book of records
Your dog keeps licking my nose
And chewing up all those letters
Saying "you better"
You better bet your life

You better love me, all the time now
You better shove me back into line now
You better love me, all the time now
You better shove me back into line now.

I showed up late one night with a neon light for a visa
But knowing I'm so eager to fight can't make letting me in any easier
I know tha~t I been wearing crazy clothes and I look pretty crappy
Sometime
But my body feels so good and I still sing a razor line everytime.

And when it comes to all night living
I know what I'm giving
I've got it all down to a tee
And it's free.

One four six two seven
This bread needs more leaven.

more random videos please!

One four six two nine
we're doing just fine.

hmmmm if only I could figure out how to embed those you tube things properly.

My bull specialist
might have realized its err'rs
and thought otherwise.

Onwards to 1,000,000!

ILTF

Grrrrrrr.....

easy kids... watch the furniture.

furniture = crap. get real metal and wood and it will never be a problem.

oh shit!

the floor is lava!

nobody touch it!

Even if it points
into the wrong direction,
by it, you can lead.

ILTF.

14636

I failed to make the list of least influential Americans.

Conversing with you here.
Seen but not heard.

...which would be more useful, a bigger mouth or bigger ears?

Come lay with me, myself.
Why are you up and wand'ring 'round & 'round?
I am here for you right now.