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jewels 06-24-2008 01:41 AM

Pop-up? I'll take that.

BadNick 06-24-2008 05:44 AM

In that case I'll settle for the moist towelette. So moist, so soothing, so cleansing, it opens up new vistas in personal hygiene.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 06:09 AM

already you ate eighty?
I might tend to like these surprises,
and what will cum with them.

Why is this wild thing riding my dick?

ring 06-24-2008 06:11 AM

Cum hither...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 06:18 AM

Do I need to go
to a place or time not here
to really reach you?

ring 06-24-2008 06:25 AM

PODS

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...etia20copy.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 06:25 AM

Accoutrements are
intending to be to be
what they might intend.

ring 06-24-2008 06:33 AM

March young man..march.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 06:36 AM

If my wonderment's
going a little sideways
I follow my dick.

ring 06-24-2008 06:38 AM

Divination rods R'US

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 06:40 AM

...where he goes
is exactly where he wants;
you know where that is.

ring 06-24-2008 06:42 AM

You are the Master-craftsmen of intent.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 06:44 AM

And thus, will I blush?
My body can feel it must.
I do not know how.

ring 06-24-2008 06:47 AM

Profligate portent,
Pre-cursor to prounoucing
Palatable proof.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 06:49 AM

I cannot leave here.
My armpits want you in them,
appreciating.

ring 06-24-2008 06:51 AM

Pheromones do not translate over the phone.

Time for me to emigrate.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 06:53 AM

What magic is this?
Knowing what you are thinking
drives my distraction.

ring 06-24-2008 06:55 AM

Tie me kangaroo down sport.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 06:57 AM

Okay, g'day.

ring 06-24-2008 07:00 AM

I have never worn the hat of domination...

I doubt it will fit,

maybe if I wet it first.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 07:01 AM

Darlin' in the hills,
I have another thinking:
It's from Dakota:

Let it rain...

ring 06-24-2008 07:08 AM

Engorged is a good word.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 07:08 AM

Now Beanie Babies?
Describe to me your meaning.
Lay me down right now?

ring 06-24-2008 07:09 AM

Do not pass go...

GO.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 07:11 AM

Consider me gone.
Your meaning become clearer,
it's all I can do.

I usually don't talk to myself when I'm masturbating.

I'm gonna sue.

ring 06-24-2008 07:53 AM

Liar.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 07:56 AM

Yeah, I don't trust those.

ring 06-24-2008 09:38 AM

The next time I see it standing at attention it will receive some.

ottopilot 06-24-2008 10:43 AM

Do "Wet Naps™" have "wet dreams"?

BadNick 06-24-2008 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot
Do "Wet Naps™" have "wet dreams"?

depends...if you jerk chicken and then have sexy fries, you might have wet dreams about lunch and need those naps.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sexy_fries.jpg

ring 06-24-2008 01:11 PM

The Yin-Yang twins are suffering separation.

Drive carefully OCM.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...soulmate-1.jpg

MexicanOnABike 06-24-2008 02:08 PM

NOO!. dropped the bag of chips. stupid chips.

coldhands 06-24-2008 02:33 PM

off to the beach tomorrow.....Yeah NJ beaches

ring 06-24-2008 02:44 PM

Barnegat Bay..Surf City...I knew them...a long time ago.

I have glacier lake sand in my shoes.

MexicanOnABike 06-24-2008 03:36 PM

fun.

ring 06-24-2008 04:29 PM

Nirvana.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-24-2008 05:10 PM

I seem to have a focus
which transposes our transpositions,
as I've driven my goddess.

ring 06-24-2008 05:16 PM

I am with you.
I am you.
Tasty.
Perfect.
Immortal.

MexicanOnABike 06-24-2008 05:26 PM

theres always something good that's gonna happen.

ring 06-24-2008 05:34 PM

All ways.


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