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ring 09-26-2009 05:34 AM

It's crow season again.

Tophat665 09-26-2009 06:19 AM

You could count them....

ring 09-26-2009 06:36 AM

There are 12 that I can see,
in the large dead tree,
sixty feet from me.

Tophat665 09-26-2009 07:53 AM

http://www.warrencriswell.com/drawin...-crow1134w.JPG

Jetée 09-26-2009 04:03 PM

The pasta turned out to be macaroni, and as I recall, entirely forgettable.

ring 09-26-2009 05:41 PM

Well, not quite entirely.

Me pedant.

BadNick 09-26-2009 05:41 PM

Jetée, did you stick a feather in your cap? If you did, that's probably why. Maybe one of those crow feathers Tophat posted got stuck in your cap.


Ourcrazymodern? 09-26-2009 06:41 PM

Fall is beautiful.
I hate the way it confuses
the way I feel it.

BadNick 09-27-2009 08:32 AM

even the longest and windingest roads have an end, and mine is getting larger than it used to be, but I'm patient for when I'm not so hungry

MexicanOnABike 09-27-2009 08:40 AM

486!!! wow! almost 500 page!

ring 09-27-2009 08:43 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...tringy/096.jpg

Jetée 09-27-2009 08:48 AM

Let's go, Bucs?

I think I'm ready for some football. I hate thinking about anything else on a day I look forward to, especially the tediousness of moving and being a destitute ronin. Let me enjoy my day, society at large!

ring 09-27-2009 09:00 AM

I'll share some rice if anyone is hungry. It's brown jasmine rice.

Jetée 09-27-2009 09:02 AM

Mm, I just brushed my teeth. The rice will taste like ants.

ring 09-27-2009 09:10 AM

Perhaps we could chocolate cover them, then. Crunchy bittersweet.

Jetée 09-27-2009 09:17 AM

my mind is scattered.

so here's a menial post.

ring 09-27-2009 09:33 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...a_with_Hri.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 09-27-2009 09:34 AM

Speaking of two streams
& their coming toether:
Then they get bigger.

Jetée 09-27-2009 09:39 AM

Lotus Elise.

I'd name my child that.

ring 09-27-2009 09:53 AM

It has a pleasant flowing sound.

BadNick 09-27-2009 10:32 AM

Jet, good idea for a child name. It has various positive connotations to me. I have a friend named Elise...she's very sweet and loving mom. I know she's into yoga so she'd know about Lotus, too. I'm sure she'd not think automotively, though.

ring 09-28-2009 10:40 AM

The crow tree.
From my small apartment, I'm blessed with this view.

The next time the crows are having a pow-wow in this tree,
I will try to remember to take a picture.

They talk and talk and yawk.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1266.jpg

Jetée 09-28-2009 01:18 PM

Beethoven Fur Elise, berrycomposer, classical, classic, composer, Violin, concerto, concert, Royalty, old, percussion, Queen, dramatic, Beethoven, fur elise, familiar, Sound Bite

BadNick 09-29-2009 06:44 AM

crows are very smart, though some farmers apparently aren't fond of them for whatever reason. I remember when I was small game hunting and the farmer indicated that shooting crows on his property was OK by him. In the afternoon the fields were quiet so a couple times we were thinking if the crows come overhead next time we'll shoot a couple of them; this is after they had been flying over us all morning. As soon as we thought this, they stopped flying over us! I believe this inspired Alfred Hitchcock


ring 09-29-2009 08:56 AM

Earlier this evening they began to arrive.... 1-2-3

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1296.jpg

BadNick 09-29-2009 04:38 PM

Was that previous person a Crow native American?

...though I'm not sure why they would consider it "America" since that name is from some old Italian guy

Ourcrazymodern? 09-29-2009 06:46 PM

Just think where we'd be
without the names we give things
like "crows" & "people".

Tophat665 09-29-2009 08:35 PM

Beats the snot out of Vespuccia, which is the other likely name.

Jetée 09-29-2009 08:50 PM

w1 m4: b3 m9 k7...

walter, 83

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/...e69c81858b.jpg

ring 09-30-2009 06:16 AM

Yes, Nick, it was. The name they called themselves was, Apsaalooke.

Not having names for things would leave us rather tongue tied.

Hey! It's my long lost buddy Walter. hug hug hug.

Tophat665 09-30-2009 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2710243)

OK, I get it, you're a tripod

Zooksport2 09-30-2009 02:06 PM

WTF? Walter! You missed by this much! Thats not "a near miss!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2710243)


BadNick 09-30-2009 03:37 PM

that looks like me, with an exceptionally good tan, telling Walter my latest fishing story

Jetée 09-30-2009 05:02 PM

message encoded said: "one more, be mine kevin..."

Walter, #83 of the Houston Texans, WR - stat line first game back, (week 3, Sept. 27): 7 catches for 96 yards, one touchdown.


And, I'm glad that I got four consecutive captions for the picture; they were all hilarious in their own rights.

BadNick 09-30-2009 05:24 PM

Jet,
I heard a news report today about what a huge "industry" fantasy football has turned in to. The part that intrigued me the most was that you can buy insurance against fantasy football loses. Not that I expect you to lose, I'm just saying.

Jetée 09-30-2009 05:57 PM

I am losing, but I have yet to invest a dollar into the "industry", so just like my health and my mind, my team goes without insurance.

I think fantast football is my new toy, as this is still my sophomore season in playing, and the first season in which I drafted my own team. It doesn't help that I have the same record as the Raiders and Redskins (1-3), but at least I've scored over 330+ points in that span.

Fantasy footbal is weird: it has blown up in populairty over the past 4-5 years, and they market it heavily. I recall a time when I asked what the hell it was, and ESPN didn't have an answer for it. They shunned the practice for a few years, then realized what fools they had been in not tipping over a cash cow.

Now, I think since last year, I read a statistic that fantasy football is a $1.4 billion industry annually.

Also a good tidbit: fantasy football has skyrocketed in popularity as it has become easier to maintain and work via internet services, but a trivial fact i learned is that the practice of stat-keeping and "fantasy teams" is nearly 3 decades old.

Tophat665 10-01-2009 06:02 AM

Cash Cow-Tipping.
Is 15% enough anymore?

BadNick 10-01-2009 08:45 AM

cash cow, cash cab, cashew...I like cashews and other nuts.

Tophat665 10-01-2009 09:44 AM

CASHEW!?

Gezundtheit!

ring 10-01-2009 10:20 AM

Hazel is a nutcase.

Tophat665 10-01-2009 10:56 AM

Hazel? Hazel? Hazel?
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0...zel2_large.jpg
She's a Witch!
Burn Her!!!!!
/ At least she ways as much as a duck.

BadNick 10-01-2009 12:27 PM

Oh Hazel! I loved Hazel! I wish she was my cleaning lady now :(

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...h-as-hazel.jpg


Coincidentally, just as I was copying Hazel into my photobucket folder, I noticed this picture was already in there...the Universe works in truly mysterious ways!!!:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2..._AU_summit.jpg

Tophat665 10-01-2009 12:48 PM

Ghaddaffi Duck
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2558/...7ceb4035bc.jpg

ring 10-01-2009 01:08 PM

"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes."

Tophat665 10-01-2009 03:22 PM

Here, this might help.
http://shewalkssoftly.files.wordpres..._diseased2.jpg

ring 10-01-2009 03:35 PM

Years ago, I dated a man with a glass eye. It wasn't perfectly round.

It would be fun to have eyes like a Jackson's chameleon.

Tophat665 10-02-2009 05:43 AM

You might need a Jackson's Chameleon license then...

(Yes, I'm back to this for a bit anyway.)

ring 10-02-2009 05:50 AM

I'll name both eyes Eric, yes I will.

Tophat665 10-02-2009 05:55 AM

You could name the third one Nick!

Part II

Part III

ring 10-02-2009 05:59 AM

My third eye will be called 'horse with no name'

oh shoot now that song is going to get stuck in my head,
quick....stop it.

Tophat665 10-02-2009 06:05 AM

There aint you cause for to give you no shame....

ring 10-02-2009 06:22 AM

Sitting on the edge of the bed with one sock on,
and staring into that space again.

That must be my third eye wandering. Spacey.

BadNick 10-02-2009 08:27 AM

Don't run with a stick or you might poke your eye out. My cousin did.

Tophat665 10-02-2009 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2711416)
Sitting on the edge of the bed with one sock on,
and staring into that space again.

That must be my third eye wandering. Spacey.

Did someone say Spacey?

ring 10-02-2009 09:52 AM

I watched that twice.

Good medicine.

Thanks.

Tophat665 10-02-2009 10:16 AM

Mm, a little medicine show for you, then...

ring 10-02-2009 10:28 AM

I saw faces in there I haven't seen in a long time.

Tophat665 10-02-2009 11:11 AM

Have you seen these faces lately? They're quite small.

Jetée 10-02-2009 11:53 AM

I have the slowest timeline ever.

BadNick 10-02-2009 12:07 PM

so what's the hurry?

ring 10-02-2009 12:09 PM

To me every hour of the light and dark is a miracle, Every cubic inch of space is a miracle. - Walt Whitman

Yo, Jetty.

Jetée 10-02-2009 01:07 PM

Why doesn't cocoa mix dissolve in milk?

Jetée 10-02-2009 09:57 PM

Cocoa, coca, and cacao; can I grow them all in an alabama or utah backyard, and are they all beans?

ring 10-03-2009 08:01 AM

Cacao - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

MexicanOnABike 10-03-2009 10:25 AM

fun.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-03-2009 10:56 AM

("Shut up, brain, or I'll poke you with a Q-tip.")

How is it dogs know
with such great facility
what their masters think?

ring 10-03-2009 11:04 AM

How indeed.
Prince says...hello.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1289.jpg

Jetée 10-03-2009 01:09 PM

I forgot about coco




...nuts.

ring 10-03-2009 01:24 PM

Chanel darling, Chanel.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...o-chanel11.jpg

Jetée 10-03-2009 01:56 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/...b1f003a9_m.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/26...a84d39c7_m.jpg

ring 10-03-2009 02:21 PM

A bunny with a caffeine-sugar buzz.

Harness that energy, somehow, and the world is good to go.

Jetée 10-03-2009 02:26 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3086/...a3a985cb75.jpg

ring 10-03-2009 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2342549)
Most assuredly.

Humans are bland because we think alike.
Can thus be so with an unkindred life-form?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2342551)
Would I play with you,
knowing you can kick my ass?
Yes, I guess I would.



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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2342555)
This... sound; so familiar, yet...



fresh and kind.


My favoritest exchange

Zooksport2 10-03-2009 07:19 PM

http://www.wlra.us/wl/wljkrbbt.jpg

ring 10-03-2009 07:36 PM

Those ears scream radar. Radar Love.


Jetée 10-03-2009 07:52 PM

I'm tempted to ask if that's a 'jackalope', but those more known for having antlers, right?

ring 10-03-2009 09:09 PM

It's MOAB's Birthday.

Let him eat Brioche!

toast toast toast.

party, crash, sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep.

BadNick 10-03-2009 09:18 PM

Hey MOAB! Happy Birthday. I hope you have a great day, lots of fun and feel very good.

Zooksport2 10-03-2009 09:23 PM

http://petersondavis.files.wordpress...y-birthday.jpg

http://www.phillysonline.com/images/moab.jpg

Esoteric 10-04-2009 06:12 AM

Happy birthday MOAB!

BadNick 10-04-2009 09:11 AM

another day, another dollar.

My niece got married yesterday, it was a beautiful, fun wedding. Lots of out-of-town relatives came, very good food, meh music, I didn't get too drunk. Tomorrow they're off to Bora Bora for the honeymoon...I hope they don't run into typhoons, tsunamis, or earthquakes which seem popular in that part of the world.

Tophat665 10-04-2009 01:56 PM

I have nothing to say about this...

BadNick 10-04-2009 02:15 PM

Th, you're a man after my own heart since I was even humming that to them yesterday as they announced the Bora Bora trip. I love that Bali Hai song ever since first hearing it as a kid...actually the whole musical was very enjoyable. I did confirm that they're not going to Tora Bora.

Tophat665 10-04-2009 07:23 PM

Ha! Tora Bora...
That calls for some of this...

Ourcrazymodern? 10-04-2009 09:14 PM

I always wondered why The Clash chose their name - they don't clash with anything I know.

Jetée 10-04-2009 11:07 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Do you remember Walter?

He is weally delighted to raise awareness (and the score was nice, too).

Tophat665 10-05-2009 03:42 AM

QUIET! Walter has something to say.

BadNick 10-05-2009 06:23 AM

I heard Sarah is changing her name to Walter Palin since she enjoys "The Young and the Restless"

ring 10-05-2009 08:32 AM

Sarah Lee. I've heard nobody does it better.

BadNick 10-05-2009 09:48 AM

I'll eat to that.

In only 510 more posts we'll be at 20,000! For some reason I'm attracted to that "510" number...no idea why.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-05-2009 10:00 AM

If I knew
I would tell you now,
but I don't.

(5&10?)

Tophat665 10-05-2009 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2712435)
Sarah Lee. I've heard nobody does it better.

But sometimes I wish someone would

BadNick 10-05-2009 10:55 AM

I just spent some time searching for a "510" connection that popped out at me but didn't find it. So I don't know, either.

But I liked the local Woolworth's 5&10 when I was a little kid. I clearly remember the hardwood floor planks and the pretty lady working there who wore bright red lipstick.

Tophat665 10-05-2009 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2712467)
If I knew
I would tell you now,
but I don't.

(5&10?)

Look for your information....

Esoteric 10-05-2009 11:39 AM

ABC
It's easy as
123

BadNick 10-05-2009 12:04 PM

sort of like "fiddy fonix"?


ring 10-05-2009 12:25 PM

It's October. I remember.

I can say happy phoenix risen to a certain hair.

ring 10-06-2009 08:47 AM

I know Ourcrazymodern? landed on the last palindrome.

Bitch.

Tophat665 10-06-2009 10:55 AM

And the Bitch is Back

BadNick 10-06-2009 11:49 AM

I like round numbers like 0 or 00 so I'm glad to hit the 19500! Ony 500 more to go!!!!


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