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Tophat665 08-27-2009 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2694673)
If you check those coordinates, which are shown to be in the Northern and Western hemispheres, you will find that it is in Chicago, Illinois, u sofa

...perhaps you guys should join the "where in the world am I" game to improve your geography

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...and_ufos_0.gif

Oh, I am excellent with geography. Less excellent with reading comprehension, though.

BadNick 08-27-2009 10:44 AM

nobody's perfect, Top...though I've been trying to be pretty good for the longest time

ring 08-27-2009 10:51 AM

Fixing something

Jetée 08-27-2009 10:54 AM

two monochromes, and two waves.

one, two, one, two

ring 08-27-2009 10:56 AM

I hope silly puritanical photobucket, doesn't take this photo down.
It needs to be on this page, too.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...3579922378.jpg

Jetée 08-27-2009 11:02 AM

Wha... how did you know to use both the phrase "puritanical" and address those wet blankets at photobucket? I just made this post a minute after yours elsewhere.

Yet another coincidence! Is there a superhero that resides solely and on demand of this principle, 'cause I am sure making a run to portray the true-to-life version of this strange ability.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-27-2009 11:08 AM

I'll pretend again:
Coordinates are,
ordinates can try.

ring 08-27-2009 11:28 AM

"I would walk five hundred miles", Spidey-man.

Jetty, Super-synchronicity - leaps and abounds!

What color and fabric would you desire for your cape?

Jetée 08-27-2009 11:38 AM

I remember Dean Cain said something about Blue and Orange is either a good fit in a pinch, or a horrible mis-match. I also think there was a nuclear reactor disaster somewhere in that equation.

One or the other, he said to his mother, who is his seamstress, for that Super-iconic dress, that is his boots and trademark suit.

Tophat665 08-27-2009 11:44 AM

NO CAPES!

ring 08-27-2009 11:47 AM

This works:


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...eagull-sun.jpg

Tophat665 08-27-2009 11:57 AM

I picture Dick Nixon walking around the beach with a metal detector muttering, "Those Tapes have got to be around here Somewhere!"

Jetée 08-27-2009 12:01 PM

"Haroo? Did I find it?"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3407/...e464bfe6_b.jpg

ring 08-27-2009 12:08 PM

Look what I found in the ocean!

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...con-egg-03.jpg

An egg&bacon jellyfish.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-27-2009 06:57 PM

You scent me:
I am quite happy.
Make me here.

ring 08-27-2009 07:59 PM

A sproinging sponge bath.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-28-2009 05:32 AM

What I care about
is why we are what we are.
The rest is gravy.

ring 08-28-2009 06:15 AM

Rainy day activities:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1148.jpg

Snake by-ring

BadNick 08-28-2009 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2695071)
What I care about
is why we are what we are.
The rest is gravy.

some say "you are what you eat"

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...06_11_23_L.jpg

Jetée 08-28-2009 06:34 AM

too bad you can never unmix the ingredients to make the snake, or the pop.

Which of the above is tastier? I think it would be the colourful dough

BadNick 08-28-2009 06:44 AM

yummy...lemon lime blueberry snakes with cherry tongues are my favorite! thanks, ring

Tophat665 08-28-2009 06:54 AM

BABY SNAAAAKES

ring 08-28-2009 10:52 AM

Nineteen thousand, happened.

BadNick 08-28-2009 01:06 PM

...and then a couple dozen more!

Ourcrazymodern? 08-28-2009 02:08 PM

You guess what I thought?
More humor comes from the things
we have than doing.

MexicanOnABike 08-28-2009 09:26 PM

close to 20 000 points!

ring 08-29-2009 07:26 AM

Last evening's storm:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1177.jpg

Tophat665 08-29-2009 07:28 AM

Closer.

MexicanOnABike 08-29-2009 08:36 AM

only about 850 to go!

dlish 08-29-2009 10:21 AM

till what

Tophat665 08-29-2009 12:22 PM

Til my head falls off!

ring 08-29-2009 12:35 PM

The journey is the destination.
We just keep on keepin' on.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/rcrumb-3.jpg



Ourcrazymodern? 08-29-2009 04:06 PM

(I love you)

Eye candy is free.
So is all this brain candy
more valuable.

(Go figure)

Jetée 08-29-2009 04:17 PM

candy makes the hands stick and the mind quick

ring 08-29-2009 04:35 PM

A slice of Candy Slice.

Gilda Radner, Loved Patti Smith


ring 08-30-2009 05:29 AM

Good morning, Stuart.

Where's Ro-bear? ..and the others?

Oh yes, I forgot. It's sunday.


Okay, here's a tomato. My mom's neighbor gave it to her.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1188.jpg

MexicanOnABike 08-30-2009 10:11 AM

till we reach 20,000 post in this thread. it's a retarded achievement but we'll get it eventually.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-30-2009 11:17 AM

(I know you are, but what am I?)
Silly fucker.

MexicanOnABike 08-30-2009 11:40 AM

i'm having a blah day... keep it going!

ring 08-30-2009 11:48 AM

blah blah blah blah blah

BadNick 08-30-2009 05:14 PM

Haverford, the next little town over from me, has 19041 zipcode. More importantly, in Haverford College pond there lives a very large snapping turtle. We first saw it as my son was standing at pond's edge with his toes in the water and pointing said "dad, look at that turtle" except what he thought was the turtle turned out to be just the head of this snapping turtle. I estimate it is close to 3 ft. across it's shell and longer in the head-to-tail direction.

Jetée 08-30-2009 05:40 PM

On the subject of turtles you allocated for this new page, I deem this page, "Tortuga tally".

Man, this music is smooth. Oh, yeah, turtle picture, I found it four days ago:

(I think I can hotlink this) :|

http://dl.ziza.ru/other/082009/28/pics/001.jpg

BadNick 08-30-2009 07:08 PM

cool pic, Jet. Inspired me to look around

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ames-jones.jpg
photo by James Jones

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...turtlebird.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...urtlebird2.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...urtlemouth.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ron_032008.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2..._on_turtle.jpg

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I'm calling this one: "If we can't jump, let's snuggle"

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...o-turtle-4.jpg

Jetée 08-30-2009 07:33 PM

Those are badass, BadNick.

Can you confirm whether that is an ostrich/emu biting that small turtle?

I'd also love to know your source (google is nowhere near that good).

ring 08-30-2009 07:42 PM

Yes, Jetee.
I want to know these things too.

Meanwhile:


Jetée 08-30-2009 09:15 PM

for all my life

it's amazing how simple these lyrics are to remember, even though it's been decades since I've heard this song

Zooksport2 08-31-2009 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2696420)
Those are badass, BadNick.

Can you confirm whether that is an ostrich/emu biting that small turtle?

I'd also love to know your source (google is nowhere near that good).


pretty sure it's an ostrich, Jetee.

Emu's wouldn't harm a turtle, as we aussies are a more genteel breed

.
http://epcc.com.au/files/619/images/emu.jpg

http://www.noexpectations.com.au/ima...-1-display.jpg

BadNick 08-31-2009 03:41 AM

quite right, Zook...probably.

The only clue I found there was this "reader comment" which is sort of funny since the website is "nature photography...bookmarked!" Pixdaus, page 5 of tagged as food photos

"...Nature nothin! Someone fed that turtle to the Ostrich to get that shot. The two animals are from different continents..."

Jetée 08-31-2009 03:47 AM

turtles are from every continent, and the sea too.

ring 08-31-2009 06:22 AM

The last day of August.

My last chance to say, good morning, Bob.

Tophat665 08-31-2009 06:39 AM

Bob is a Palindrome:


Ourcrazymodern? 08-31-2009 08:06 AM

Becoming some more
is so much the matter comes
than doing has it.

(Apologies, realizing that makes nonsense.)

ring 08-31-2009 09:16 AM

"Tremor of those wings and worry,
how when all is made more manifest,
has a taste for fraught perplexities."

Tophat665 08-31-2009 10:28 AM

15 birds in the peppermint tree
warbling limericks of apathy.

BadNick 08-31-2009 10:29 AM

not longest, but possibly one of the largest

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../turtlebig.jpg

Tophat665 08-31-2009 10:33 AM

Hell Bent for Leatherback?

BadNick 08-31-2009 10:51 AM

I'd like me some Boots of Spanish Leather



Btw, I thought I was being so up-to-date and cool by starting to use Internet Explorer 64-bit version running in my home Vista system, but then I discovered that the latest flash players are not compatible yet with the 64-bit setup and therefore do not display these youtube imbedded thingies...so I had to down-date to the lower bit version and live happily ever after.

Jetée 08-31-2009 12:35 PM

I know this be the christened page of turtles, but I just found this, and you'll be pleasantly surprised:

http://3.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19q...4u87o1_500.jpg

Fool’s Gold Stack

Pancakes layered between peanut butter and bacon and topped with maple syrup.

ring 08-31-2009 01:16 PM

That's delectable. My salivary glands are pleading.
I would probably be full after a few bites, though.

Here's an eddyble turtle:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...te-turtle1.jpg

Jetée 08-31-2009 01:32 PM

I think I'm gonna retreat into my void until I get inspired again.

I just noticed there's only about ~25-33 active posters in a given week, month, and a fair 85% of them avoid me like the plague.

Fall back for me.

Here's me hoping that the ostrich didn't gulp.

ring 08-31-2009 01:37 PM

We all need time for re-energizing.

I dunno about the avoidance your exeriencing.

The universe loves you,

as do I, and many others.

Peace and Joy.
Onwards and upwards..and maybe sideways too.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-31-2009 05:09 PM

Think what can I do.

BadNick 08-31-2009 06:45 PM

Love you, Jet. Your Fool's Gold Stack sounds so good to me it makes me glad I'm not a turtle...I'm gonna ask for that next time I go to the diner with the guys from work, where we usually order breakfast for lunch. We go every other week or so. I wonder if I could add a few pieces of real good melted chocolate between the pancakes?...would almost give it a "turtley" taste.

Are we now allowed to post kid pics?...I wonder if this is legit? This is a cute little guy

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2..._turtle_co.jpg

Tophat665 09-01-2009 07:10 AM

Did somebody ask for turtles?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-01-2009 09:27 AM

See how we can be?
Our wonderful world's better
than alternates are.

Tophat665 09-01-2009 09:43 AM

So long as you're welcome here....


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And, Apropos of nothing...

BadNick 09-01-2009 04:03 PM

ring first posted Happy Together ...rare live version

then Tophat posted Happy Together ...stage version

so I have good Weezin to post another Happy Together


Ourcrazymodern? 09-01-2009 04:05 PM

What?
You are suave.
Thanks.

BadNick 09-01-2009 04:12 PM

you are most welcome...are we happy together yet?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-01-2009 07:04 PM

Yeah

BadNick 09-02-2009 03:56 AM

just dropping in to make it longer ...next one is my zipcode

Tophat665 09-02-2009 05:07 AM

And as long as we're all feeling happy together, the Zappa Version:
With Flo and Eddy from the Turtles getting filthy on Bwana Dik to kick it off.

/ Bwana Dik is a Legend. Enormous thou art!
// Use to play this out the windows of my fraternity house during sorority rush.
/// No, I did not have a lot of success with the ladies in college. Why do you ask?

---------- Post added at 09:07 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:06 AM ----------

That's a great cover, Nick. Brings something different to the table.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-02-2009 05:14 AM

Good morning.
I thank god again,
& love you.

Tophat665 09-02-2009 06:00 AM

It's one o'clock, and time for lunch.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-02-2009 07:20 AM

I know what I like-
out of my wardrobe, mostly.
The breezes please me.

BadNick 09-03-2009 03:55 AM

holes in your clothes make you look trendy

Esoteric 09-03-2009 11:07 AM

L'Via L'Viaquez

Ourcrazymodern? 09-03-2009 01:10 PM

Power lies
where it isn't really
& pretends.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-04-2009 08:45 AM

(miscounted, again.)

Remember tenacity,
inside pretty cylindrical grids,
knowing that they meant something?

BadNick 09-04-2009 09:37 AM

why yes, I do.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-04-2009 10:16 AM

You are amazing.

When I think something
I think of what it can mean
B4 what it is.

Help with the story?

Tophat665 09-04-2009 10:51 AM

But, this is a one story town here...

Ourcrazymodern? 09-04-2009 01:37 PM

Subjecting matters
to the strictures of our hearts
doesn't make nonsense.

ring 09-04-2009 02:24 PM

The sun sears our love.
he sees our love reflecting
toward others and back.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-04-2009 04:18 PM

Three other small things
a dissimularity
until so required.

ring 09-04-2009 05:03 PM

Fancy a game of Croquet?

You won the coin toss, now choose your color of mallet and balls.

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Automerged double breasts.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1205.jpg

highdro69 09-04-2009 05:33 PM

this.... seems like a trick

Ourcrazymodern? 09-04-2009 07:35 PM

Maybe, but you have to like it.

ring 09-04-2009 07:39 PM

MAYBE?


pick what fits.


a cunning or deceitful action or device; "he played a trick on me"; "he pulled a fast one and got away with it"
a period of work or duty
an attempt to get you to do something foolish or imprudent; "that offer was a dirty trick"
antic: a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement
magic trick: an illusory feat; considered magical by naive observers
whoremaster: a prostitute's customer
flim-flam: deceive somebody; "We tricked the teacher into thinking that class would be cancelled next week"
(card games) in a single round, the sequence of cards played by all the players; the high card is the winner

Esoteric 09-05-2009 04:50 AM

Hmm..I can't get the video to post for some reason. :[

BadNick 09-05-2009 09:16 AM

velvet plushness is nice. My boy has a NY Yankees plush hat I also like.

ring 09-05-2009 09:23 AM

I'd like to have this cape.
I would prefer to keep my head, though.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ingy/1112e.jpg

BadNick 09-05-2009 09:27 AM


Ourcrazymodern? 09-05-2009 09:55 AM

Some prurient fun?
Some violent wastefulness?
You know where I'm from.

ring 09-05-2009 01:37 PM

Where's a vampire when I need one.

Tophat665 09-05-2009 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2699583)
Where's a vampire when I need one.

The world is a vampire, if this guy is to be believed.
However, he's just a rat in a cage, so prob'ly not all that trustworthy.

ring 09-06-2009 01:07 PM

I've been known to press the correct buttons, for my reward.

Jetée 09-06-2009 01:28 PM

Awesome... I requested these a week ago, and they have arrived.
Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2699190)
Fancy a game of Croquet?

You won the coin toss, now choose your color of mallet and balls.

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Automerged double breasts.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1205.jpg


ring 09-06-2009 01:33 PM

uhhh...and they happen to be mine.

Joy at your return, Jetty.

Jetée 09-06-2009 01:54 PM

I'm not back yet. I just needed to recruit a new fellow team member, and I tried to recruit BadNick.

I'll adapt and regroup by the Sabbath next week.


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