*heads off to his shed and starts his chainsaw*

I hate the sound of chainsaws...

no, the one with john laroquette...the freakin' original?

Originals are like copies, except they came first...

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Babys in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Dont believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cuz ones got a weasel and the others got a flag
Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing
You cant write if you cant relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin on a termite
Thats chokin on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....

(Im a driver, Im a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(I cant believe you)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(know what Im sayin? )

I only like some re-makes...like Gone in 60 seconds I liked the original but the re-make is way better.

...I don't see enough movies.

fly, you be takin' over mystro's job? you forgot the "who and what..."

I love that song! :)

Hey, silly, did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?

... why do I have the feeling this is a trick question...

...because it has a stupid answer...

"(he) stays up nights wondering if there is a dog."

you weren't here man.......i was just tryin' to hold the fort eh.

.......that's why........you da mystro.

WHEN I couldn't figure out WHO, WHY, WHERE, or HOW, let alone WHEN, my fantasy about having killed someone dissipated.

I'm sitting in my room with a needle in my hand waiting for the tomb of some old dying man......

where'd the fuck you av go jay?

I'm sitting in my room with a dying old man waiting for a needle.

The av went awol for a bit fly, trying to find a new one and can't decide yet, but I'm sure one will be back sometime today or tonight.......

Decisions, decisions...
Delicious and colorful, please!

It'll probably be strange and depressing....much like myself.....

Aw, c'mon.
There was a pleasant peasant,
and she had a lovely smile,
and to spite myself I loved her,
although only for awhile.
We make ourselves happy, sir! Make it colorful. Make it delicious.

How's this one OCM? It has colours in it at least....well red at anyways...it's only temp for a couple of hours until I can decide on a new one.....

The flavor seemed to lay in the truth of it.

My main problem with that avatar is the use of "Your".

It's "You're". It stands for "You Are".

"Why Live If You're Gonna Die Anyway?"

Correcting spelling
leaves one open to being
corrected themselves.

"themselves?"

singular, OCM?...

I'll see how long this one sticks around for......

OCM is indeed singular. Imagine this place with two of him!

I like the hockey one, Jay.

Thanks Sharon.....I reckon it will stick around for a bit.......

I'm loving it.

ba da ba ba ba i'm lovin' it......fuck I hate McDonalds......

Hate McDonalds all you like, they"ll be around until Taco Bell takes over.

jeebus, i hate taco bell..

...and I just ate some. Damnit. The blue hockey guy, I'm loving.

Fuckin Taco Smell........

A pic of me, half dead and ready to pass out, fuckin webcams take a horrible pic.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...g?t=1171339294

you sure it's the webcam jay?

ahhhahhahha........

Cruel, cruel...

Probably not the webcam at all Fly, as sillygirl has called me a hideous fuckin chud before hahaha

just bustin' yer balls man.......

#5000!!! :):)