Nope. No significance.

Ah,well, silly's better anyway.
Have you ever heard of epididymitis?

yep. have you ever heard of drinking olive oil being enjoyable?

No, but with a little pepper it's good dipping bread in it.

Yeah I know. But all I'm allowed to have for two days is juice and water. And olive oil. Hmph. :(

I'd LOVE a nice chicken parmigiana, some yummy noodles with any sauce but marinara, a glass of wine, and cheesecake for dessert.

*sigh*

Imagine how much better that will all taste after the weird diet is over.

It's not a weird diet it's a gallbladder cleanse. I already made sure I'm being taken out tomorrow for Macaroni Grill. They have the BEST bread!!

A nice fucking shit sandwich would be nice.....

LIAR! KILLER! DEMON!
Back To The River Aras!

jeebus....

Indeed they do. Will you be dipping it in olive oil?
(disconnected) I was just trying to explain the left nut thing.

My [real boss] just had his gall bladder taken out.

I'd like to have my brain taken out so I don't think about shit anymore.....

Read Julian May's "Jack the Bodiless".

All he had was a brain, and he didn't have to shit....

I'd keep the shitting and just lose the brain, it does nothing for me anyways....

Why would you want to lose your brain?

It serves no purpose, and it's tarnished.....

Ah, I see. I thought it was that you didn't want to think anymore. You know, I bet if I didn't have a brain I wouldn't be under enough stress to make me sick. When you find someone to remove yours, could you send me a business card? :p

On another note, my dog almost pushed me off my bed today. Bastard.

That is the reason, it serves no purpose because I don't want to think about anything anymore, I'm done thinking. Nope no business card, if I find on they're all mine haha.

No need for stress, you should be stress free, and enjoying yourself.

Haha, that's a good puppy.......

Stress free. Heh. How am I gonna enjoy myself if I'm incapable of even taking care of my own kid

And no, bad puppy. He's actually almost technically not a puppy anymore. He'll be 2 in April.

I do not know the answer, as far as I've always known you taken care of the little one fine, but then again what do I know.......I'll answer that.....sweet fuck all.

I'll stick with good puppy haha......

wtf is "sweet fuck all" *raises eyebrow*

I've been too sick. Between having a gallbladder attack and being sick anyway, I've barely been able to get around the house on my own. Kid's at my parents. Mom's keeping him an extra night so I can do this shitty cleanse.

I don't think that you would have called him a good puppy if you'd been there when he did it. >_< Damn dog.

sweet fuck all is what I know....nothing...zip....zilch...nada....zero.

Shitty you've been sick.....

Yep I would have called him good puppy even if I was there, which I wasn't, but I'd still call him good if I was, which I wasn't......so good puppy.

........ok

not the response I was expecting........

what were you expecting

I figured something funny for a response, you do know I was joking about him being a good puppy right? Guess my humour has been a little off lately....

I'm just really tired. Haven't slept much the past few days. Don't feel well, and the fucking dogs won't stop barking.


Fuckers.

Oh, sorry, didn't know you've been sick, and lacking sleep.....I'll keep my comments to myself from now on......told you I was an asshole haha

So how's work?

great stuff, got to work again tomorrow...outside for 8 or 9 hours today, fuckin great fun......loads of shit to do for the next few months.....I'll have time banked for my holidays in no time, strippers in Winnipeg here I come.

Oh no not strippers...

I've never been to a strip club

me either.......only seen the airport in Winnipeg, so I'll have a blast....

You've never ever been to a strip club huh.... I find that difficult to believe

Yep, I've never been to one, but I'll be going to them in Winnipeg as a birthday gift to myself......

You plan to give away money for your birthday? :lol: ;)

Hehe, well not too much money at least, but I believe in supporting the economy any way I can. I'll do other things anyways, that is if thew dancing girls don't distract me too much haha

Strip clubs seem dull; what's up with lap dances?
Strip malls, on the other hand, at least sell a 'variety of merchandise.'

I may as well go to strip clubs as I'll be in Winnipeg alone....or I'll just go to regular bars, that's probably a better idea....

Still going to Winnipeg for your birthday huh.. how do you know you'll be there alone, anyway. What happened to a TFP meet

Indeed. I think I already booked a flight.