two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too...

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You know times are bad when:

#1: If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.

#2: A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

#3: Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

two hydrogen atoms meet. one says, 'i've lost my electron.' the other says 'are you sure?' the first replies, 'yes, i'm positive...'

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did you hear about the buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? his goal: transcend dental medication...

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there are two theories to arguing with a woman.
neither works...

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good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment...

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sillygirl on line 3

when you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra...

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More like sillygirl NOT on line because she's tired of all the nudie/semi nude pics. This thread used to be fun. *sniffle*

I find them tiring, also. There's no reason to disrespect phil's focus, I guess, though I don't know if it attracts "fun." <would it help to confuse it if we ran away more?><shut up & go & change your armor.> (misrecollected from MP&THG). We could carry on without worrying about trivia?

1,2,3...........

Word problems were my favorite:

3 girls each have 2 tits. If the circumference of each tit is 14 inches, how many inches of tits do the 3 girls have?

Alrighty, then. That's not even a proper question, BadNick. No wonder sillygirl reckons we're no fun.

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