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two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too...
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You know times are bad when:
#1: If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them. #2: A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. #3: Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. |
two hydrogen atoms meet. one says, 'i've lost my electron.' the other says 'are you sure?' the first replies, 'yes, i'm positive...'
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did you hear about the buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? his goal: transcend dental medication...
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good judgment comes from experience,
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when you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra...
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I find them tiring, also. There's no reason to disrespect phil's focus, I guess, though I don't know if it attracts "fun." <would it help to confuse it if we ran away more?><shut up & go & change your armor.> (misrecollected from MP&THG). We could carry on without worrying about trivia?
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3 girls each have 2 tits. If the circumference of each tit is 14 inches, how many inches of tits do the 3 girls have? |
Alrighty, then. That's not even a proper question, BadNick. No wonder sillygirl reckons we're no fun.
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