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This one time, at band camp...
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The musicians blew their horns...
What happened to Silent Jay? |
horns?
blowing? your guess is as good as mine. |
You'll have to talk to him OCM
Fly, my roommate says "This one time, at band camp, my dog tried to drown himself in his waterdish" Doesn't make sense but it made me laugh |
A little concerned
I feel a little concerned (oh no, what was this?) ...I think I have haiku on the brain: Does anybody know of a cure? I have a boss whose dog ate a whole bottle of Advil. There was much joking about the poor thing attempting suicide to get away from him. :) |
rum and coke? :)
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Rum's a very nice warm drunk, as I recall...
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my ex husband ate a bottle of midol and one of I believe Aleve.... said he wanted to die. Odd thing was, there were bottles of narcotics right next to them...
From what I understand, people still ask how his cramps are doing... And yes, rum is a very nice, warm, toasty drink. |
Midol!:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Pretty amazing, huh?
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Yeah, no wonder he's the ex.
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:lol: There are lots of reasons
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I figured that, beings as a botched "suicide attempt" using Midol would be embarrassing to mention even in a no-fault divorce state such as the one I live in.
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He actually did that on the night that I told him I wanted a divorce. Imagine what a cold hearted bitch people thought of me as when I told him (after it was made sure that he was totally fine, just stupid) that it didn't change my mind and if anything, made it more solid. Thing I miss the most are my dogs. HAH.
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Glad to hear it, sir.
It's just you posts all disappeared and I got worried. |
I just wanted my posts gone for the last little bit.
Thanks for worrying about me OCM, I appreciate it, but I'll be fine sooner or later..... |
Hopefully sooner.
"There's a killer on the road, his brain is squirming like a toad..." That alone is scarier than anything Stephen King ever wrote. Poets! |
I love that song....Last song Jim ever recorded with the band.....fuck LA Woman was a fantastic album, so raw and gritty.
He did most of his singing for that album while he was sitting on the toilet in the basement of The Doors offices across the road from Elektra studios. The bathroom had the best acoustics. I've always been a fan of these two quotes as well: Quote:
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he was definitely not the first animal jettisoned...
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ride the snake.............
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Ride the snake to where?
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to the lake......
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Snakes swim very nicely, mostly.
And as long as it was a big enough snake, and not poisonous, it might be very stimulating. |
wow, OCM's kinky
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like slinky...
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I fuckin love weed...I'm so bloody high right now.....good stuff
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when slinkies get kinks in them they don't work very well anymore.:D |
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Where'd you find weed so soon in Thompson anyway?
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I wish I was in Thompson RIGHT NOW!
I guess I'll just go to the attic. |
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Edit: I found weed here my first day, that's how good I am, and no I didn't bring it with me, airport security probably wouldn't have liked that haha |
Wow.. I thought you were careful about weed in a new place... and the whole not smoking it unless you were around Lee thing.
Guess you changed your mind huh :P |
Never said I don't smoke unless I'm around Lee, I was just usually around him when I was in Ontario, so we generally smoked together. I am careful about it, I haven't had to leave the place I'm staying to get it yet.
You can be careful and still find it quickly, you just have to know where to look.... |
Yeah I somehow figured that it was what'shername's son. I bet I'm right too:p
And yeah, you said something about only smoking when you're in Ontario :p Not like it matters though, so I'll let you win this one. *hides* |
Haha, that doesn't sound like me, saying I'd only smoke in Ontario, I must have been high when I said that.
Oh you'll let me win? Why thank you haha |
hah. Maybe it was just a man saying things. Men do that, you know.
So.......... I'm tired. but I have a clean house. Mostly. |
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-who said "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"?
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