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I thought Bunta was your ally. His farts rule the world
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The others only do me any real good if I'm in Ottawa. Bunta does you good all day by farting
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Ok I come back and your talking about farting in Ottawa:hmm:
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It's a blessing that farts dissipate before travelling very far...
Nervous is as nervous does. |
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Maybe Bunta's (....farts!} are affecting the whole world!
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I have lived in the "dog house" for hundreds of years, already!
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Yeah bubba weighs about 140lbs right now I think... he needs to gain some weight too.
And his farts rule the world. And if I fart, I make sure it's a good one :D |
It may be a godsend that my dog only weighs 85# & doesn't fart much!!
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Me. I promise. One time I farted on his face (Jay I think I told you about it) and he didn't flinch at all.
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getting awfully bilious in here...
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His farts smell like the worst diarrhea I've ever smelled.
EDIT: Times 10 |
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It seems suddenly that most fuck-ups occur while one is having fun!
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I usually fuck up when I'm trying to make something better, actually. In hindsight, I also tend to fuck up when I'm a bit inebriated
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What are you saying????
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What I mean OCM is that my already almost non-existent brain/mouth filter (among other things) disappears when I'm drunk. ;) I've gotten MUCH better about it though.
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Filters take things out. Useful, yes; crucial, sometimes; filters!
Do you use ...air...filters what with the farting dog and all? |
Um, my shirt is pretty consistantly over my nose, and our air filter, which is already placed in a retarded spot, gets changed a lot.
What kind of dog do you have? |
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He's a Labrador! Look, if we rolled in the soot we could all be Labradors!
Filtering what you say is part of the surrender training.:thumbsup: |
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Yeah, one minute it's "Tell me what you think," and the next it's "Stop telling me what you think!" I don't know that I can afford such expensive filters.
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That's a big lab you've got! And the filtering is what he does on his own. And it's not to keep him out of trouble, it's just cuz he's a turd. :p |
...burned all my filters; what good are filters?
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Yep. You're a turd. Not in the literal, Bunta-pooped sense, but in the sense of being kind of... turdy sometimes :p
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'Nite everyone! *hugs for all* :icare:
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