Funny!

Without a uterus, more so. My internal thermostat seems a little off lately, too.

Are you closely confined with others, jay?

There's about 20 of us in the office, techs, geologists and office people, so yeah it's fairly confined. I'm feeling better now, not too sure what was up this morning to be honest, woke up in the middle of the night feeling horrible, threw up a bunch, now I'm feeling decent, fuckin odd day.

I'm tellin' you... pregnant.

Haven't you ever seen Junior?

Did that have the governor of California in it?

Junior fuckin sucked......

No I'm not pregnant, merely some kind of flu bug.

I never said it was a good movie, silly!

I'm aware you didn't say it was good, I was merely saying it sucked

As if sucking can't be good.

"We're the People's Front of Judea!"
"...splitters"

sucking can be good, just not when talking about movies......

Ya that movie did suck

It blew big floppy donkey dicks.

Hell, man. what are you saying?

now, honestly. If someone was sucking on YOUR dick would it be floppy? I think not. So why would a donkey's be floppy?

Yes, I realize that was crude, but it made me giggle.

I don't know why/if the donkey would be floppy, go find one and let me know what the result is.......haha sorry silly just playin....now that was fuckin crude.

Perhaps you could rephrase it?

I beat you could find a video of some girl doing that to a donkey.....internet is a weird place.....ok forget I even wrote that:orly:

Blue donkey inbound ...

(preparing blue donkey shields)

I think we need to get this thread back on track...or at least a different track then what we are on.

...agreed. Which direction are the tracks?

No idea im gone out for a little bit hope you can find them...hehe

Thank god for methadone

Thank god for chocolate and coffee and THC.

I know not of this god I mentioned, what the fuck was I thinking, I should have thanked the Flying Spaghetti Monster for methadone...

Do you know where the tracks went, jay?

They're on my arms....hence the methadone...

Would you find it strange if I fell to my knees again?

hehe probably not ,I just like to shock people sometimes....

That's better than never having an effect, I'm sure.

Most things I say tend to be for shock value, sometimes they get taken seriously though. It's a good way to make sure people remember you after you're gone.

i'm back, and i'm winning...

"hehe"

From where are you back, and does "winning" really mean something?

how are things phil?

if you can't win........cheat, that's my motto

man.............you guys are talkin' about tracks and all............


i've been in downtown Van this whole week and........i'll tell ya'.........the needles laying in the street.

dudes fixin' up in the alley.....fuck me.....

hookers walkin' the sidewalks,bending down to pick up a stone,thinking it's a ball of crack.

comming from a dude with a pot avatar...........:shakehead: .

this world is goin' to hell realllllllll quick.


...........and it's too bad.:grumpy:

I must hang out in the wrong part of town - it doesn't seem quite so colorful around here.

OCM, I try not to leave my house! :p

Jk

There are some shady areas around here, but I do pretty well avoiding them.

Yeah, who needs to look under the freeways?

Not that I don't feel for those people.

Fuck'em.......

No thanks.

haha, yeah really.