what's disturbing jay is.........i had a rodent of sorts decide he wanted to live in my engine compartment.

guess what?

the fucker ate my wiring harness........that disturbs me jay.

fuckin' rodents.

Years ago, infant mice appeared in a car of mine.
I fed them to my iguana.
She seemed to enjoy them.

i saw the bastard about 10 minutes ago in there while i was taking the top portion of the engine apart.........it's a fucking rat.

and he is big.

starting to like the bastard skwerlz now and really fucking hating the bastard rat.

what a pain in the ass i'll tell ya'.


time to get the dogs out to do some payback damage control.


fuckin' bastard rat.

Where are the predatory birds when you need them?

fuckin rats...

Have they been into your stash again?

nope, no one gets into my stash but me.

and away we go...

into the wild blue yonder?

to hell?

As destinations go, that's not very attractive, sir.

possibly.....

The possibilities are possibly endless. We make up our own minds, don't we?

sometimes we make up our minds, sometimes we make snap decisions, and in those cases do we really make up our own minds?

Since our minds are what we are, sure we do. Premonitions and all.

my minds on vacation

I thought it was busy finding mean things to say

what mean things have I said? None that I can remember

Rum & coke sounds delicious right about now...

drinking is bad mmmmkay

OK. Why do you think our species has continued its association with alcohol?

Because it's a guilty pleasure, kinda like Taco Bell.

Do you remember the movie where every restaurant was a Taco Bell? I loved that idea.

You mean Demolition Man? I think it was Demolition Man. With Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes.

eww taco bell, the worst of the shitty foods.

Mc Donald's isn't any better

thats why i said 'the worst of the shitty foods', they're all garbage.

(make your next meal more enjoyable remembering)

soup sandwiches

Who's winning now is up in the air.

nope....it's me, no matter what sillygirl says, she's talking shit.

May I call you JWAC from now on, or at least until you change your picture next?

of course you can, doubt I'll be changing it for a bit anyways. We should call sillygirl 'the one who thinks she won' haha

Idiot that I am, I still don't understand this "winning" thing. Races, sure. Debates, okay. But indefinite conversations?

it's a tricky one to understand, usually takes about 6 joints before it becomes clear.

I believe I'd have liked to smoke with you, sir. Quitting is for losers? The squirrel just ran off, apparently ashamed.

it's always an adventure to smoke with me, you never know what I'm going to say next. damn squirrels they get ashamed far too easily.

"See me, feel me, touch me, heal me"

I heal myself.....

you had to be here for takes 1 and 2 to get it man.



jay!!!!


pass that shit over brother