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Fly 04-06-2007 06:56 AM

what's disturbing jay is.........i had a rodent of sorts decide he wanted to live in my engine compartment.

guess what?

the fucker ate my wiring harness........that disturbs me jay.

fuckin' rodents.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-06-2007 08:48 AM

Years ago, infant mice appeared in a car of mine.
I fed them to my iguana.
She seemed to enjoy them.

Fly 04-06-2007 09:21 AM

i saw the bastard about 10 minutes ago in there while i was taking the top portion of the engine apart.........it's a fucking rat.

and he is big.

starting to like the bastard skwerlz now and really fucking hating the bastard rat.

what a pain in the ass i'll tell ya'.


time to get the dogs out to do some payback damage control.


fuckin' bastard rat.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-06-2007 10:24 AM

Where are the predatory birds when you need them?

silent_jay 04-06-2007 10:50 AM

fuckin rats...

Ourcrazymodern? 04-06-2007 10:57 AM

Have they been into your stash again?

silent_jay 04-06-2007 11:09 AM

nope, no one gets into my stash but me.

uncle phil 04-06-2007 11:29 AM

and away we go...

Ourcrazymodern? 04-06-2007 11:39 AM

into the wild blue yonder?

silent_jay 04-06-2007 11:45 AM

to hell?

Ourcrazymodern? 04-06-2007 11:54 AM

As destinations go, that's not very attractive, sir.

silent_jay 04-06-2007 12:00 PM

possibly.....

Ourcrazymodern? 04-06-2007 12:28 PM

The possibilities are possibly endless. We make up our own minds, don't we?

silent_jay 04-06-2007 01:32 PM

sometimes we make up our minds, sometimes we make snap decisions, and in those cases do we really make up our own minds?

Ourcrazymodern? 04-06-2007 02:24 PM

Since our minds are what we are, sure we do. Premonitions and all.

silent_jay 04-07-2007 06:17 AM

my minds on vacation

sillygirl 04-07-2007 06:20 AM

I thought it was busy finding mean things to say

silent_jay 04-07-2007 06:29 AM

what mean things have I said? None that I can remember

Esoteric 04-07-2007 07:06 AM

Rum & coke sounds delicious right about now...

silent_jay 04-07-2007 07:24 AM

drinking is bad mmmmkay

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2007 08:46 AM

OK. Why do you think our species has continued its association with alcohol?

Esoteric 04-07-2007 08:51 AM

Because it's a guilty pleasure, kinda like Taco Bell.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2007 08:57 AM

Do you remember the movie where every restaurant was a Taco Bell? I loved that idea.

Esoteric 04-07-2007 09:37 AM

You mean Demolition Man? I think it was Demolition Man. With Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes.

silent_jay 04-07-2007 10:37 AM

eww taco bell, the worst of the shitty foods.

Scorps 04-07-2007 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent_jay
eww taco bell, the worst of the shitty foods.


Mc Donald's isn't any better

silent_jay 04-07-2007 10:48 AM

thats why i said 'the worst of the shitty foods', they're all garbage.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2007 12:18 PM

(make your next meal more enjoyable remembering)

silent_jay 04-07-2007 12:23 PM

soup sandwiches

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2007 12:46 PM

Who's winning now is up in the air.

silent_jay 04-07-2007 12:58 PM

nope....it's me, no matter what sillygirl says, she's talking shit.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2007 01:10 PM

May I call you JWAC from now on, or at least until you change your picture next?

silent_jay 04-07-2007 01:15 PM

of course you can, doubt I'll be changing it for a bit anyways. We should call sillygirl 'the one who thinks she won' haha

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2007 01:44 PM

Idiot that I am, I still don't understand this "winning" thing. Races, sure. Debates, okay. But indefinite conversations?

silent_jay 04-07-2007 01:49 PM

it's a tricky one to understand, usually takes about 6 joints before it becomes clear.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2007 01:57 PM

I believe I'd have liked to smoke with you, sir. Quitting is for losers? The squirrel just ran off, apparently ashamed.

silent_jay 04-07-2007 01:59 PM

it's always an adventure to smoke with me, you never know what I'm going to say next. damn squirrels they get ashamed far too easily.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-07-2007 02:36 PM

"See me, feel me, touch me, heal me"

silent_jay 04-07-2007 04:16 PM

I heal myself.....

Fly 04-08-2007 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Idiot that I am, I still don't understand this "winning" thing. Races, sure. Debates, okay. But indefinite conversations?



you had to be here for takes 1 and 2 to get it man.



jay!!!!


pass that shit over brother


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