not if you don't have kids they don't...

Yeah, or dogs...

Like I said, I'm glad diapers are a thing of the past, until the future.
How else to get from here to there?

I won't make it to diaper time of the future I reckon...

I reckon we make it what we want it to be.

I have no preference, short life, long life, it doesn't really matter to me, as long as I get to feel death when it happens. Something like that only happens once, you don't want to miss it.

That was huge, sir! I always wanted to die in my sleep, I thought, and now I can't even sleep any more. I want to feel it, too.

I've never wanted to die in my sleep, you miss the big event altogether.

Fuck this makes me sound morbid haha

Maybe, but not mean.

Oh I'm sure the meanness is still there, it just hides sometimes. Quitting smoking may have something to do with me being mean, but it's also in my personality, I say what's on my mind in plain straightforward terms, I pretty nothing up.

Either that or the person who said my brain was thinking up mean things to say may be having a figment of their imagination...haha

We all have those figments, don't we?

Here's one: Until you hit me upside the head I won't believe you're mean.

hehe, well that is one way of being mean, and I can control the stupid things I say, if I choose to control them, which most times I don't, sometimes being blunt sucks.

I'd never hit you upside the head ocm, we'd be too busy sampling the green goodness for me to do that.

Although if hitting someone upside the head constitutes being mean, then sillygirl is downright nasty, she's always talking about hitting me in the head when we chat.

no, you're always saying how I'm too short to do it. I'll get Astrocloud whack you upside the head. He's tall. :)

of course the woman has to get someone else to do her dirty work for her....

Estrogen is the violent hormone.

A mother has got to protect her offspring, after all...

(whoops!): Historically she's needed the larger, stronger one?
(lord, don't let her come and slap me!!)

Im tall 2 :D

But im not really into slapping around random people

Jay's not random. He's been around here forever!!

nope, I'm random...just some random guy on the internet

You seem pretty focused to me.

I'm focused on getting rid of this bloody cold that's kept me off work since Monday.....other than that, I'm just some random guy on a forum

Yeah, right. JWAC!

I enjoy being random, ask sillygirl, she'll tell you I'm just some random guy...

Check 5576.

yeah, I saw that one, she's just saying that, she's called me 'some random guy on the internet' many times...

She may have been exaggerating?

doubtful, she doesn't seem to exaggerate much, but you never know.

I enjoy being random anyways, keeps people from getting too close.

I never called you that. You called yourself that.

haha, I was waiting for you to make an appearance.....

yeah some of us have had errands to run today and a kid who WON'T STOP MOVING to chase after

*grumble*

the errands I can sympathize with, the kid, you did the deed, you pay the price. Should have remembered the saying, 'no glove, no love'

"No hugging, no kissing, 'til I get a wedding ring" might have been less unkind, sir.
You CAN BE mean! I'm amazed.

I don't put out until there's a ring on my finger and a car in the garage...

Was that mean? I thought the 'no glove, no love' comment was more comical.

a ring on your finger and a car in the garage huh? That might require you to either start liking men, or start being nice to women.

liking men, not gonna happen, I like the ladies too much for that, and trust me, I am nice to women, you should know, I've been nice to you.

I've always hated condoms.
Sorry I blew up.

haha, nice ocm...

Coolest motherfucker alive:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...il_Anselmo.jpg

and i am still winning...

I never got that memo

"He never writes, he never calls..."

he tried to kick him in the balls...

coolest mother fucker dead:

http://www.despupalliton.ch/web/tage...es/dimebag.jpg