Is there a brief synopsis of 1 and 2 somewhere I could get to? (tic)

hhmmmmmmmm.......that might've even started in a previous version of TFP....loooooong time ago.

Relativity disallows me to like the suburbs.

mean things haha

relativity takes a dive...

and down goes relativity

a descending theory, if there ever was one...

I think Bullshit is my favorite show.

well jay...........you sure expell enough of it.

might as well be your fav show too.


*oh yeah........nailed jay with a doozy*


hahhaaahhahaahhhaha.........

hehe, I figured you'd jump on that one Fly, very nicely done

Yeah, basically, I win. :) Jay and I were a team for a long time but I think he split from that, but that's okay because I still win.

oh, I split from that?

edit: forgot, and you don't win shit haha

yep, it was you.

and I know I don't win shit. I win this thread. Thanks. AND I believe we agreed that the winner gets the new Ford supercar ;)

I don't think it was me, I'm pretty sure it was you, you were probably drinking when you split from it haha.

You don't win this thread, and after watching Jeremy Clarkson's experiences with his Ford GT, you can have it.

so, I win. It's not like I'd drive it. It'd sit in my garage, but I'd have it on showcase like in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

you'd be lucky to be able to see over the steering wheel so I guess you wouldn't be driving it haha

you know, seats move. And I could be like my grandma and put pillows on there to make me taller

what seats move? my simple brain can't handle such technological advances.

That seemed a lot like teamwork! Excellent.

meh, she kiboshed the team, so I'm guessing it's done, probably for the best, may as well keep going with all those mean things I say....haha

Let's hear one!

I'd rather not, apparently some people don't like the asshole version of me I sometimes like to play, but who really cares what others think anyways, I am what I am and if they don't like it, fuck em

wow. someone needs a nap.

why would I need a nap? I'm perfectly rested.

Ummm. Mean's neither perfect nor restful. It's just somewhere near the middle, isn't it? silly, what have you done? How are all the creatures you're molding?

I enjoy being mean, always fun to gauge peoples reactions of a different behaviour than they're used to seeing from me.

I've always disliked it and felt chagrined if I realized I had. Different strokes.

yeah I'm different in that way, don't know why, just always enjoyed getting a reaction out of people, whether it be good or bad.

Individual packaging does have its advantages. I've mostly thought that one of the main one's is that we don't have to completely understand each other to get along. Variety is the spice of life.

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"...20 seconds between posts?" I'm sure it took me a lot longer than 20 seconds to type that! & I got about 30 runtime errors in the meantime.:confused:

very true, we don't always have to understand each other, but sometimes people should ask what the other person means rather than just thinking they're being an asshole

I agree wholeheartedly, jay. I think often it's just the tone of voice or one's demeanor that sets people off.

Oh well, people will think what they want to think, I can't change their minds, nor do I really care what they think anymore.

it's good to be the winner...

it's good to be me

wow, Jay, you wanna start this here?


OCM, Abbey has managed to prolong her life in our househole by no longer destroying the kid's belongings. I make sure when I go on my walks she goes with me, then she's perfect all day. She's still a sneaky bitch, though. Bunta's great, Aric's awesome. Four teeth. Almost walking... still... it's coming quick though I think.

start what? Guess I can't make random comments anymore

Don't you remember "growing up"?

The dogs were so excited when I was going out a few minutes ago, even though they hadn't been invited, it excited me, too. But 42F is too warm for the dog park...

I'm done changing diapers, and washing off dogs, at least until it's warmer...
or until I get real grandchildren. The sneaky bitch the daughter brought back home can't resist the swamp, nor people's food. At least she's stopped doing what she has to in the house, finally!

Life is good!

Pass it on.

too warm???

yuck, changing diapers, fuckin disgusting, thankfully I'll never have kids, so no need to worry about those dirty things

Well, they get all muddy...