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Old 11-14-2008, 02:59 PM   #4401 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2008, 04:05 PM   #4402 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2008, 04:06 PM   #4403 (permalink)
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Old 11-15-2008, 03:05 AM   #4404 (permalink)
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Old 11-15-2008, 06:50 AM   #4405 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2008, 04:25 AM   #4406 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2008, 05:00 AM   #4407 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2008, 07:06 PM   #4408 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2008, 04:35 AM   #4409 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2008, 06:38 AM   #4410 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2008, 07:10 AM   #4411 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2008, 07:13 AM   #4412 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2008, 07:24 AM   #4413 (permalink)
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The result of uke-ing at an all girls facesitting dojo



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Old 11-22-2008, 05:58 PM   #4414 (permalink)
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* I am freezing my 'nads off, Fly. It's fucking cold in my garage. *
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Old 11-28-2008, 05:44 PM   #4415 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2008, 04:25 AM   #4416 (permalink)
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= all the booze
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Old 11-29-2008, 07:40 AM   #4417 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2008, 12:55 PM   #4418 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:15 PM   #4419 (permalink)
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equals..........=









and it was good freakin' pot too.......
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Old 11-29-2008, 04:42 PM   #4420 (permalink)
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/ Had I ever seen a terminal cannibus bud, I am certain it would not have been so large.
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:31 PM   #4421 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2008, 03:25 AM   #4422 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2008, 04:13 AM   #4423 (permalink)
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are belong to me


= all your bass
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:24 AM   #4424 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2008, 09:48 AM   #4425 (permalink)
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Fishing for the Bottom end



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Old 12-09-2008, 10:06 AM   #4426 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:00 AM   #4427 (permalink)
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10 points for planned, 20 for "accidental"


= driving on the sidewalk
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:26 PM   #4428 (permalink)
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 12-09-2008, 03:29 PM   #4429 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2008, 04:24 PM   #4430 (permalink)
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Through his ribcage



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Old 12-10-2008, 08:26 AM   #4431 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:54 PM   #4432 (permalink)
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blood and souls for my lord arioch!


= darth fucking vader...........
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:23 AM   #4433 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:03 AM   #4434 (permalink)
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I find your lack of pants disturbing

= it's all about the ass
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:14 AM   #4435 (permalink)
 
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:33 AM   #4436 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:57 AM   #4437 (permalink)
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Republican + Soul

equals =
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:10 PM   #4438 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:26 PM   #4439 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:30 PM   #4440 (permalink)
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shirts work over here Top!.........
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