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Old 10-27-2008, 01:55 AM   #4361 (permalink)
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Old 10-27-2008, 02:43 AM   #4362 (permalink)
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Old 10-27-2008, 08:28 AM   #4363 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2008, 02:05 AM   #4364 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2008, 02:10 AM   #4365 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:48 AM   #4366 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2008, 09:02 PM   #4367 (permalink)
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Old 11-01-2008, 02:36 AM   #4368 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2008, 05:13 AM   #4369 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2008, 02:50 AM   #4370 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2008, 04:15 AM   #4371 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2008, 06:56 AM   #4372 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2008, 03:12 AM   #4373 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2008, 08:44 AM   #4374 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2008, 07:54 AM   #4375 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2008, 10:14 AM   #4376 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2008, 02:31 PM   #4377 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2008, 04:30 PM   #4378 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2008, 04:42 PM   #4379 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2008, 08:10 PM   #4380 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2008, 02:35 AM   #4381 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2008, 06:32 AM   #4382 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2008, 03:14 AM   #4383 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2008, 03:33 AM   #4384 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2008, 06:36 AM   #4385 (permalink)
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the cafeteria scene in "animal house..."


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Old 11-10-2008, 07:45 AM   #4386 (permalink)
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/ We do dumb things when we're young, stupid, and freebasing.
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Old 11-10-2008, 10:37 AM   #4387 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2008, 11:34 AM   #4388 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2008, 03:01 AM   #4389 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2008, 04:56 AM   #4390 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 11-11-2008, 06:25 AM   #4391 (permalink)
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Old 11-12-2008, 02:38 AM   #4392 (permalink)
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Old 11-12-2008, 03:27 AM   #4393 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 11-12-2008, 05:36 AM   #4394 (permalink)
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we had it all


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Old 11-12-2008, 06:36 AM   #4395 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:09 AM   #4396 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:23 AM   #4397 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2008, 08:10 PM   #4398 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2008, 02:12 AM   #4399 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2008, 06:36 AM   #4400 (permalink)
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