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Old 09-08-2008, 06:49 AM   #4121 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2008, 02:42 AM   #4122 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:29 AM   #4123 (permalink)
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/ Still wouldn't want to make him angry.
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Old 09-12-2008, 01:29 AM   #4124 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2008, 06:02 AM   #4125 (permalink)
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Cheney, I'm gonna kick yer ass.
= a face full of bird shot
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Old 09-12-2008, 11:30 AM   #4126 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2008, 06:42 PM   #4127 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:54 PM   #4128 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2008, 01:56 AM   #4129 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2008, 02:47 AM   #4130 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2008, 04:52 AM   #4131 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2008, 06:39 AM   #4132 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2008, 10:09 AM   #4133 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2008, 11:38 AM   #4134 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 09-13-2008, 11:41 AM   #4135 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2008, 08:51 AM   #4136 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2008, 02:50 PM   #4137 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2008, 02:20 AM   #4138 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2008, 02:35 AM   #4139 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-15-2008, 10:22 AM   #4140 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2008, 10:32 AM   #4141 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2008, 10:48 AM   #4142 (permalink)
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= Jumping on Oprah's couch yelling, "I'm a horny Salmon, and I need to SPAWN!" over and over again.
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Old 09-15-2008, 10:52 AM   #4143 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2008, 03:27 PM   #4144 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:51 AM   #4145 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:58 AM   #4146 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 09-16-2008, 05:28 AM   #4147 (permalink)
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\m/
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Old 09-16-2008, 09:48 AM   #4148 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:24 AM   #4149 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 01:44 AM   #4150 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:02 AM   #4151 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:19 AM   #4152 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 08:09 AM   #4153 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 08:34 AM   #4154 (permalink)
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/ Aisle seat please.
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:45 AM   #4155 (permalink)
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= sad news but his best has been done
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:11 AM   #4156 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:43 AM   #4157 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:50 AM   #4158 (permalink)
 
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:57 AM   #4159 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-18-2008, 11:02 AM   #4160 (permalink)
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