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uncle phil · 11-19-2003, 12:53 PM

headaches = carbonated wobblie-pops

Astrocloud · 11-19-2003, 03:09 PM

carbonated wobblie-pops = a 12 pack of fine german pilsners

11-19-2003, 03:32 PM

a 12 pack of fine german pilsners = a low-grade bottle collection

Conclamo Ludus · 11-19-2003, 03:35 PM

a low-grade bottle collection = great melee weapons in case of home intrusion

Crack · 11-19-2003, 05:16 PM

great melee weapons in case of home intrusion = fiesty puppy

BonesCPA · 11-20-2003, 12:40 PM

fiesty puppy = destroyer of shoes

Conclamo Ludus · 11-20-2003, 12:41 PM

destroyer of shoes = too many miles

Four Fingers · 11-20-2003, 01:08 PM

too many miles = the Canadian border

uncle phil · 11-20-2003, 02:18 PM

the canadian border = straight line

Astrocloud · 11-20-2003, 02:29 PM

Straight line = "Hi, My name is..."

vigjakob · 11-20-2003, 04:22 PM

"Hi, My name is..." = dumb song

Conclamo Ludus · 11-21-2003, 08:31 AM

dumb song = 99 bottles of beer on the wall

Astrocloud · 11-21-2003, 12:33 PM

99 bottles of beer on the wall = a good start to the weekend

BonesCPA · 11-21-2003, 12:55 PM

a good start to the weekend = leaving work early

uncle phil · 11-21-2003, 01:16 PM

leaving work early = establishing good BP (bar position)

Conclamo Ludus · 11-21-2003, 01:17 PM

leaving work early = 4:45 PM

txlovely · 11-21-2003, 01:17 PM

leaving work early = getting fired

Fly · 11-23-2003, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by txlovely
getting fired

=firing up a fatty

Astrocloud · 11-23-2003, 10:33 AM

Jinx! hahaha every one posted at the same time....
But uncle phil was first... beating out everyone by a minute

Edit: And something is wrong with the refresh on my browser

Firing up a fatty = How I spent my day on Sunday

PayUp · 11-23-2003, 12:19 PM

How I spent my day on Sunday=Returning to the truckstop with a bag of mcgriddles for bones.

uncle phil · 11-24-2003, 01:10 PM

Returning to the truckstop with a bag of mcgriddles for bones = what my most recent nightmare was about

BonesCPA · 11-24-2003, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
Jinx! hahaha every one posted at the same time....

I've never felt so loved!

what my most recent nightmare was about = something I dare not speak of

Astrocloud · 11-24-2003, 02:59 PM

what my most recent nightmare was about = Bones conjoined with uncle phil; mcgriddles wrappers strewn about.

uncle phil · 11-25-2003, 01:05 PM

mcgriddles wrappers strewn about = trying to copy the effect of big mac wrappers strewn about

11-25-2003, 02:28 PM

trying to copy the effect of big mac wrappers strewn about= getting slapped with a huge fine for littering

txlovely · 11-25-2003, 03:28 PM

getting slapped with a huge fine for littering = being broke for doing something stupid

Chingal0 · 11-25-2003, 04:04 PM

being broke for doing something stupid = not being able to afford your Hustler subscription

Kewpie Dan · 11-25-2003, 09:20 PM

not being able to afford your Hustler subscription = savings on tissue paper

rockzilla · 11-25-2003, 09:34 PM

savings on tissue paper = more money for Bones

JoenOcoee · 11-25-2003, 10:36 PM

more money for Bones=more cash for TFP

Fearless_Hyena · 11-25-2003, 10:50 PM

more cash for TFP = a good thing

The_Dude · 11-26-2003, 12:06 AM

a good thing = lots of sex

JoenOcoee · 11-26-2003, 02:02 AM

lots of sex=mmmmmmmmmmmmmm good

Fly · 11-26-2003, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoenOcoee
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm good

=campbells soup

Gortexfogg · 11-26-2003, 07:02 AM

campbells soup=warm meal

11-26-2003, 12:31 PM

warm meal = overpriced duck confit

nukeu666 · 11-26-2003, 12:49 PM

overpriced duck confit=bye bye daffy duck

uncle phil · 11-26-2003, 02:11 PM

bye bye daffy duck = hello, porky pig

grumpyolddude · 11-26-2003, 02:51 PM

Hello< Porky Pig= b'deeb'deeb'deeb... that's all folks!

cowudders14 · 11-26-2003, 03:39 PM

I'm not typing that out again

= the end

11-19-2003, 12:53 PM	#121 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	headaches = carbonated wobblie-pops __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-19-2003, 03:35 PM	#124 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	a low-grade bottle collection = great melee weapons in case of home intrusion __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-19-2003, 05:16 PM	#125 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	great melee weapons in case of home intrusion = fiesty puppy __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-20-2003, 12:40 PM	#126 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	fiesty puppy = destroyer of shoes __________________ Back into hibernation.

11-20-2003, 12:41 PM	#127 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	destroyer of shoes = too many miles __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-19-2003, 03:09 PM	#122 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	carbonated wobblie-pops = a 12 pack of fine german pilsners

11-19-2003, 03:32 PM	#123 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	a 12 pack of fine german pilsners = a low-grade bottle collection

11-20-2003, 01:08 PM	#128 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	too many miles = the Canadian border __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

11-20-2003, 02:18 PM	#129 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the canadian border = straight line __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-20-2003, 02:29 PM	#130 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Straight line = "Hi, My name is..."

11-20-2003, 04:22 PM	#131 (permalink)
vigjakob Upright	"Hi, My name is..." = dumb song

11-21-2003, 08:31 AM	#132 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	dumb song = 99 bottles of beer on the wall __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-21-2003, 12:33 PM	#133 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	99 bottles of beer on the wall = a good start to the weekend

11-21-2003, 12:55 PM	#134 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	a good start to the weekend = leaving work early __________________ Back into hibernation.

11-21-2003, 01:16 PM	#135 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	leaving work early = establishing good BP (bar position) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-21-2003, 01:17 PM	#137 (permalink)
txlovely Insane Location: ...We have a problem.	leaving work early = getting fired __________________ Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

11-21-2003, 01:17 PM	#136 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	leaving work early = 4:45 PM __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-23-2003, 10:33 AM	#139 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Jinx! hahaha every one posted at the same time.... But uncle phil was first... beating out everyone by a minute Edit: And something is wrong with the refresh on my browser Firing up a fatty = How I spent my day on Sunday Last edited by Astrocloud; 11-23-2003 at 11:43 AM..

11-23-2003, 12:19 PM	#140 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	How I spent my day on Sunday=Returning to the truckstop with a bag of mcgriddles for bones. __________________ Born to Lose.

11-24-2003, 01:10 PM	#141 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Returning to the truckstop with a bag of mcgriddles for bones = what my most recent nightmare was about __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-24-2003, 02:59 PM	#143 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	what my most recent nightmare was about = Bones conjoined with uncle phil; mcgriddles wrappers strewn about.

11-25-2003, 01:05 PM	#144 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mcgriddles wrappers strewn about = trying to copy the effect of big mac wrappers strewn about __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-25-2003, 02:28 PM	#145 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	trying to copy the effect of big mac wrappers strewn about= getting slapped with a huge fine for littering

11-25-2003, 03:28 PM	#146 (permalink)
txlovely Insane Location: ...We have a problem.	getting slapped with a huge fine for littering = being broke for doing something stupid __________________ Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

11-25-2003, 04:04 PM	#147 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	being broke for doing something stupid = not being able to afford your Hustler subscription __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-25-2003, 09:20 PM	#148 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	not being able to afford your Hustler subscription = savings on tissue paper __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

11-25-2003, 09:34 PM	#149 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	savings on tissue paper = more money for Bones

11-25-2003, 10:36 PM	#150 (permalink)
JoenOcoee Tilted Location: Athens, Georgia classic city my ass....	more money for Bones=more cash for TFP __________________ Remember kiddies, panic attacks can be fatal

11-25-2003, 10:50 PM	#151 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	more cash for TFP = a good thing

11-26-2003, 12:06 AM	#152 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	a good thing = lots of sex __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

11-26-2003, 02:02 AM	#153 (permalink)
JoenOcoee Tilted Location: Athens, Georgia classic city my ass....	lots of sex=mmmmmmmmmmmmmm good __________________ Remember kiddies, panic attacks can be fatal

11-26-2003, 07:02 AM	#155 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	campbells soup=warm meal

11-26-2003, 12:31 PM	#156 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	warm meal = overpriced duck confit

11-26-2003, 12:49 PM	#157 (permalink)
nukeu666 Junkie Location: India	overpriced duck confit=bye bye daffy duck __________________ Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)

11-26-2003, 02:11 PM	#158 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bye bye daffy duck = hello, porky pig __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-26-2003, 02:51 PM	#159 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Hello< Porky Pig= b'deeb'deeb'deeb... that's all folks! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard