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Old 01-28-2004, 08:11 PM   #361 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2004, 08:12 PM   #362 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2004, 08:29 PM   #363 (permalink)
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Fun for everyone! = CRICKET!!
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Old 01-28-2004, 08:31 PM   #364 (permalink)
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CRICKET!! = something that is bound to get bundy punched
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:12 PM   #365 (permalink)
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something that is bound to get bundy punched = Having a hot chick as an Avatar but not actually being a hot chick
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Old 01-28-2004, 10:13 PM   #366 (permalink)
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Having a hot chick as an Avatar but not actually being a hot chick = misleading and a sure winning case for the American court system
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Old 01-28-2004, 10:19 PM   #367 (permalink)
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misleading and a sure winning case for the American court system= lawsuits
 
Old 01-29-2004, 05:39 AM   #368 (permalink)
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law-suits = term of endearment for people who've spent too long in dusty libraries
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Old 01-29-2004, 08:27 AM   #369 (permalink)
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term of endearment for people who've spent too long in dusty libraries

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AAAAHHHHHHHHHH...............CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......
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Old 01-29-2004, 08:53 AM   #370 (permalink)
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHH...............CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... = must be some dust around
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Old 01-30-2004, 06:27 AM   #371 (permalink)
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must be some dust around = the Mrs has gone on strike for having to do too much housework
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Old 01-30-2004, 04:11 PM   #372 (permalink)
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the Mrs has gone on strike for having to do too much housework
= a blatant hint to the husband
 
Old 01-30-2004, 06:38 PM   #373 (permalink)
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a blatant hint to the husband = withholding sex
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Old 01-30-2004, 06:51 PM   #374 (permalink)
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witholding sex= blue balls
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Old 01-30-2004, 07:33 PM   #375 (permalink)
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blue balls = high pitched voice
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:31 PM   #376 (permalink)
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high pitched voice= shattering glass
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Old 01-31-2004, 08:50 AM   #377 (permalink)
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shattering glass = a round of applause
(I'm thinking in a restaurent etc)
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Old 01-31-2004, 01:12 PM   #378 (permalink)
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a round of applause = taking a bow
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Old 01-31-2004, 03:39 PM   #379 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2004, 04:36 PM   #380 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2004, 07:50 AM   #381 (permalink)
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erratic movements = evasive maneuvers
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Old 02-02-2004, 01:51 PM   #382 (permalink)
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evasive maneuvers = caught in the act
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:43 PM   #383 (permalink)
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caught in the act = hand in the cookie jar
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:43 PM   #384 (permalink)
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caught in the act=a laughable embarassment

EDIT: OOPS- somebody beat me to it:
hand in the cookie jar=dirty looks from the woman

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Old 02-02-2004, 03:56 PM   #385 (permalink)
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more sex=makes world a better place
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Old 02-02-2004, 04:03 PM   #386 (permalink)
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^^^you are supposed to take the last person's phrase and = it to your own new phrase.
 
Old 02-02-2004, 10:43 PM   #387 (permalink)
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dirty looks from the woman = a day in the life of the average male TFPer
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Old 02-03-2004, 03:55 PM   #388 (permalink)
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a day in the life of the average male TFPer = looking for one
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-04-2004, 07:54 AM   #389 (permalink)
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looking for one = lost a glass eye

updating a webpage =
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:12 PM   #390 (permalink)
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updating a webpage = a whole day gone

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Old 02-04-2004, 12:19 PM   #391 (permalink)
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a man with one shoe= one dirty sock

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Old 02-04-2004, 01:41 PM   #392 (permalink)
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the month of February = the day of Valentines
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Old 02-04-2004, 02:00 PM   #393 (permalink)
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the day of valentines = the night of operas
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-04-2004, 03:00 PM   #394 (permalink)
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the night of operas = some headache tablets required
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Old 02-04-2004, 04:17 PM   #395 (permalink)
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some headache tablets required=a day without coffee
 
Old 02-04-2004, 05:01 PM   #396 (permalink)
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Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
a day without coffee= a slow and painful nightmare

waking dreams =
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Old 02-04-2004, 10:50 PM   #397 (permalink)
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waking dreams = extreme loneliness
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Old 02-05-2004, 01:07 AM   #398 (permalink)
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Looks like someone messed up again...

a slow and painful nightmare = sweat drenched sheets
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Old 02-05-2004, 11:48 AM   #399 (permalink)
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sweat drenched sheets = economic waterbed
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Old 02-05-2004, 01:40 PM   #400 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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