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02-05-2004, 01:54 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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air mattress in a pool = the beginning of many a fine Hustler pictorial
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02-06-2004, 01:55 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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hey, buddy, try walkin' in my shoes! = shaq said, tongue in cheek
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-07-2004, 02:49 AM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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painless waxing = smoother women
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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02-07-2004, 12:06 PM
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Thats MR. Muffin Face now
Location: Everywhere work sends me
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smoother women = happy men
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02-09-2004, 01:58 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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funny to watch = the marx brothers (all five of them...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-11-2004, 05:39 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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the marx brothers = a night at the opera
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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02-11-2004, 06:04 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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happy tears = sad similes...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-12-2004, 03:58 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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the one that got away = another inch longer every time the story's told
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02-12-2004, 08:59 AM
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Psycho
Location: Dallas, Tx
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another inch longer every time the story's told = The Life of Ron Jeremy
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02-12-2004, 01:53 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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a whole lot of chafed skin = wipe-out
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02-13-2004, 01:12 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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1960s surf song = (where do i start...let's start with) the surfaris
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-13-2004, 05:59 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Surfer Joe = look at him go
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-15-2004, 02:25 PM
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Insane
Location: One with the Universe
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amount of wobbly pos consumed yesterday = a negative number
(i threw them up(hypotheticly))
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02-16-2004, 01:40 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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a negative number = an alternate reverse polarity
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