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lonster · 02-17-2004, 02:05 PM

an alternate reverse polarity = potentialy dangerous situation

uncle phil · 02-17-2004, 03:33 PM

potential(l)y dangerous situation = ooooohhh, the political possibility...

02-17-2004, 07:54 PM

oooohhhhh, the political possiblity="bad" boys taking over the country

bundy · 02-18-2004, 03:04 AM

"bad" boys taking over the country = Biker REVOLUTION

kulrblind · 02-18-2004, 10:40 AM

biker REVOLUTION = the Tour de France + too much champagne

uncle phil · 02-18-2004, 02:25 PM

the TOUR de France + too much champagne = wobbly wheels

Fly · 02-18-2004, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
wobbly wheels

= too many wobbly pops

xim · 02-18-2004, 09:20 PM

too many wobbly pops = screaming diarreah

uncle phil · 02-19-2004, 01:25 PM

screaming diarreah = welcome home, nirvana

bundy · 02-19-2004, 04:24 PM

welcome home, nirvana = courtney love + heroin + guns.

bernadette · 02-19-2004, 04:54 PM

courtney love + heroin + guns = a huge gaping <b>hole</b> in the hearts of many nirvana fans

bundy · 02-19-2004, 05:23 PM

a huge gaping hole in the hearts of many nirvana fans = the death of grunge

xim · 02-19-2004, 09:41 PM

the death of grunge = an abstract concept in my mind

cowudders14 · 02-20-2004, 12:46 PM

an abstract concept in my mind = very interesting when it appears...

(What the hell is a wobbly pop??)

uncle phil · 02-20-2004, 01:31 PM

very interesting when it appears = a hard-on in church

PredeconInferno · 02-20-2004, 02:58 PM

a hard-on in church = must keep hidden

Kewpie Dan · 02-20-2004, 05:28 PM

must keep hidden = dead prostitute in the trunk of the car

02-20-2004, 10:27 PM

dead prostitute in the trunk of the car = must have been some bad sex

Fly · 02-21-2004, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by :::OshnSoul:::
must have been some bad sex

= not enough wobbly pops

(wobbly pops are beers cowudders)

bundy · 02-21-2004, 04:54 AM

not enough wobbly pops =

nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear
(than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer)

(cheers slim)

Fly · 02-21-2004, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear
(than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer)

= a lack of trips to the john

(cheers to you slim)

grumpyolddude · 02-21-2004, 09:17 AM

a lack of trips to the john
= extra trips to the laudramat

(oh, yeah... cheers, slim)

Fly · 02-21-2004, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude

= extra trips to the laudramat

= my fucking washing machine is toast........

(hey slim,.....cheers)

uncle phil · 02-23-2004, 05:22 PM

my fucking washing machine is toast = my dryer couldn't melt butter

bacon_masta · 02-23-2004, 05:25 PM

my dryer couldn't melt butter = my butter got licked by my cat

Tophat665 · 02-23-2004, 05:29 PM

my butter got licked by my cat = feline cholesterol intoxication

bundy · 02-23-2004, 06:35 PM

feline cholerterol intoxication = cheap thrill

(oh, and cheers slim)

uncle phil · 02-24-2004, 12:55 PM

cheap thrill = one cut of a janis joplin/big brother album

Tophat665 · 02-24-2004, 12:57 PM

one cut of a janis joplin/big brother album = the difference between a pearl of wisdom and one of foolishness

cowudders14 · 02-24-2004, 01:22 PM

cheap thrill = {getting beaten to it}

Musn't open 6 or 7 threads at once then go through replying to them...

Fly · 02-24-2004, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
the difference between a pearl of wisdom and one of foolishness

= the difference of wants and needs.

monody · 02-24-2004, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
= the difference of wants and needs.

= the difference between broke and destitute

uncle phil · 02-25-2004, 01:30 PM

the difference between broke and destitute = bankruptcy

bundy · 02-25-2004, 06:28 PM

bankruptcy = the cool thing to declare in the late '80s.

Tophat665 · 02-25-2004, 06:45 PM

The cool thing to declare in the late '80s = Maiden Rulez!

uncle phil · 02-26-2004, 01:45 PM

Maiden Rulez! = what the heads said

Astrocloud · 02-26-2004, 02:14 PM

what the heads said = "give us back our bodies so we can fuck again"

bundy · 02-26-2004, 04:52 PM

"give us back our bodies so we can fuck again" = Giant Hamburger's Headless Zombie Slaves.

Tophat665 · 02-26-2004, 04:57 PM

Giant Hamburger's Headless Zombie Slaves =Zee largest army of Headless Zombie Slaves in zee Vorld!!!!

bundy · 02-26-2004, 05:07 PM

Zee largest army of Headless Zombie Slaves in zee Vorld!!!! = the imminent annihilation of mankind.

02-17-2004, 03:33 PM	#442 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	potential(l)y dangerous situation = ooooohhh, the political possibility... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-18-2004, 03:04 AM	#444 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	"bad" boys taking over the country = Biker REVOLUTION __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-18-2004, 02:25 PM	#446 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the TOUR de France + too much champagne = wobbly wheels __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-18-2004, 09:20 PM	#448 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	too many wobbly pops = screaming diarreah __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-19-2004, 01:25 PM	#449 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	screaming diarreah = welcome home, nirvana __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-17-2004, 02:05 PM	#441 (permalink)
lonster Upright Location: brisbane, Australia	an alternate reverse polarity = potentialy dangerous situation

02-17-2004, 07:54 PM	#443 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	oooohhhhh, the political possiblity="bad" boys taking over the country

02-18-2004, 10:40 AM	#445 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	biker REVOLUTION = the Tour de France + too much champagne

02-19-2004, 04:24 PM	#450 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	welcome home, nirvana = courtney love + heroin + guns. __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-19-2004, 04:54 PM	#451 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	courtney love + heroin + guns = a huge gaping <b>hole</b> in the hearts of many nirvana fans __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-19-2004, 05:23 PM	#452 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	a huge gaping hole in the hearts of many nirvana fans = the death of grunge __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-19-2004, 09:41 PM	#453 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	the death of grunge = an abstract concept in my mind __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-20-2004, 12:46 PM	#454 (permalink)
cowudders14 Bringer of good Moos... Location: Midlands, UK	an abstract concept in my mind = very interesting when it appears... (What the hell is a wobbly pop??) __________________ Moo! I'm mooey!

02-20-2004, 01:31 PM	#455 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	very interesting when it appears = a hard-on in church __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-20-2004, 02:58 PM	#456 (permalink)
PredeconInferno Reclusiarch Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX	a hard-on in church = must keep hidden __________________ Samurai in Training Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

02-21-2004, 09:17 AM	#462 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	a lack of trips to the john = extra trips to the laudramat (oh, yeah... cheers, slim) __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

02-23-2004, 05:29 PM	#466 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	my butter got licked by my cat = feline cholesterol intoxication __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-20-2004, 05:28 PM	#457 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	must keep hidden = dead prostitute in the trunk of the car __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

02-20-2004, 10:27 PM	#458 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	dead prostitute in the trunk of the car = must have been some bad sex

02-21-2004, 04:54 AM	#460 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	not enough wobbly pops = nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear (than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer) (cheers slim) __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-23-2004, 05:22 PM	#464 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	my fucking washing machine is toast = my dryer couldn't melt butter __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-23-2004, 05:25 PM	#465 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	my dryer couldn't melt butter = my butter got licked by my cat

02-23-2004, 06:35 PM	#467 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	feline cholerterol intoxication = cheap thrill (oh, and cheers slim) __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-24-2004, 12:55 PM	#468 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cheap thrill = one cut of a janis joplin/big brother album __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-24-2004, 12:57 PM	#469 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	one cut of a janis joplin/big brother album = the difference between a pearl of wisdom and one of foolishness __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-24-2004, 01:22 PM	#470 (permalink)
cowudders14 Bringer of good Moos... Location: Midlands, UK	cheap thrill = {getting beaten to it} Musn't open 6 or 7 threads at once then go through replying to them... __________________ Moo! I'm mooey!

02-25-2004, 01:30 PM	#473 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the difference between broke and destitute = bankruptcy __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-25-2004, 06:28 PM	#474 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	bankruptcy = the cool thing to declare in the late '80s. __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-25-2004, 06:45 PM	#475 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	The cool thing to declare in the late '80s = Maiden Rulez! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-26-2004, 01:45 PM	#476 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Maiden Rulez! = what the heads said __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-26-2004, 02:14 PM	#477 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	what the heads said = "give us back our bodies so we can fuck again"

02-26-2004, 04:52 PM	#478 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	"give us back our bodies so we can fuck again" = Giant Hamburger's Headless Zombie Slaves. __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-26-2004, 04:57 PM	#479 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Giant Hamburger's Headless Zombie Slaves =Zee largest army of Headless Zombie Slaves in zee Vorld!!!! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-26-2004, 05:07 PM	#480 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Zee largest army of Headless Zombie Slaves in zee Vorld!!!! = the imminent annihilation of mankind. __________________ Ohayo!!!