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Old 03-31-2010, 02:12 PM   #4721 (permalink)
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Does this ass make my pants look tight?

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Old 04-01-2010, 02:31 AM   #4722 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2010, 11:01 AM   #4723 (permalink)
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= whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame....
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:22 PM   #4724 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2010, 05:19 AM   #4725 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2010, 05:29 AM   #4726 (permalink)
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Pointing to the left field wall with the bat

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Old 04-03-2010, 05:35 AM   #4727 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2010, 12:49 PM   #4728 (permalink)
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= another case for the local CSI
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Old 04-04-2010, 02:14 AM   #4729 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 04-05-2010, 12:11 PM   #4730 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:38 AM   #4731 (permalink)
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= complete encasement
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:44 AM   #4732 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:54 AM   #4733 (permalink)
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= making light of matters
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:55 AM   #4734 (permalink)
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= nuclear fusion
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Old 04-06-2010, 12:33 PM   #4735 (permalink)
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= soldered sunbeams...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 04-06-2010, 02:18 PM   #4736 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2010, 09:53 AM   #4737 (permalink)
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= blinding sensations, I think
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:04 AM   #4738 (permalink)
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blinding sensations, I think

= one of the good acid trips.
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:21 AM   #4739 (permalink)
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= that time I hallucinated three naked, busty women doing incredibly erotic things to me, and when my head cleared later, they were still there.
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Old 04-08-2010, 04:42 PM   #4740 (permalink)
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= until one of them pinched me
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Old 04-09-2010, 03:29 AM   #4741 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-09-2010, 05:45 AM   #4742 (permalink)
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= why there is a snooze bar on my clock.
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Old 04-09-2010, 08:30 AM   #4743 (permalink)
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= there come times when I make myself too comfortable.
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Old 04-09-2010, 09:52 AM   #4744 (permalink)
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there come times when I make myself too comfortable.


= today is the day.
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Old 04-11-2010, 10:05 AM   #4745 (permalink)
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= Looks like Johnny's gettin' laid!
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Old 04-13-2010, 10:52 AM   #4746 (permalink)
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= I love it when he does that
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Old 04-13-2010, 11:52 AM   #4747 (permalink)
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= fwap, fwap, fwap...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-13-2010, 12:23 PM   #4748 (permalink)
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= the call of the kitten-slayer
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Old 04-13-2010, 03:24 PM   #4749 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:39 AM   #4750 (permalink)
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= Fark Cliches gone Wild!!!!
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Old 04-15-2010, 03:14 PM   #4751 (permalink)
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= Words That Sound Naughty & Are
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:36 AM   #4752 (permalink)
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= motherfucking cocksucker...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-16-2010, 06:21 AM   #4753 (permalink)
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= Oedipus Rex, the sex tape
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Old 04-16-2010, 08:38 AM   #4754 (permalink)
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= readily available at your neighborhood bookstore
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Old 04-16-2010, 09:09 AM   #4755 (permalink)
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= Chicken soup for the mentally challenged
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:43 PM   #4756 (permalink)
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= "More? He wants more!"
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:44 AM   #4757 (permalink)
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= DEATH by Booga Booga!
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Old 04-18-2010, 03:47 PM   #4758 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2010, 07:54 AM   #4759 (permalink)
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= if it were half as funny as people say, it would be twice as funny as it is, and it's damn funny.
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Old 04-20-2010, 09:38 AM   #4760 (permalink)
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= too many words & a pun
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