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Ourcrazymodern? · 08-24-2010, 01:16 PM

= Willard?

uncle phil · 08-24-2010, 01:42 PM

= ben...

Fly · 08-24-2010, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

ben...

= gentle

Tophat665 · 08-25-2010, 10:49 AM

= Baby take your teeth out.

YouTube - Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out + Marqueson's Chicken

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-25-2010, 12:14 PM

= admission of innocents

Tophat665 · 08-25-2010, 12:20 PM

= 20% off at the matinee!

CaliLivChick · 08-25-2010, 05:38 PM

= coupon that came in the mail

Tophat665 · 08-26-2010, 06:06 AM

= Buy one bukkakke video, get a second for half off.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-27-2010, 07:06 PM

= you must have read that wrong

Fly · 08-27-2010, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

you must have read that wrong

= "when i said Minivan,i meant.......two in the front and five in the rear."

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-28-2010, 04:34 PM

= I TOLD you I had an appetite!

Pearl Trade · 08-28-2010, 05:36 PM

= only so much hunger to go around

Fly · 08-29-2010, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pearl Trade

only so much hunger to go around

= eat me like an oreo cookie

Pearl Trade · 08-29-2010, 09:14 AM

= lick the cream first

Tophat665 · 08-30-2010, 08:57 AM

= The Duke of Wellington's recipe for victory.

/ Explanation: Wellington favored an all out attack at the enemy's strongest point, reasoning if that were defeated the rest of the force could be defeated easily or would melt away. More often than not it worked.

Pearl Trade · 08-30-2010, 12:45 PM

= sounds like a plan to fail, but apparently works

uncle phil · 08-30-2010, 12:50 PM

= mr. clinton's presidency...

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-30-2010, 01:10 PM

= what were you looking at?

Pearl Trade · 08-30-2010, 01:59 PM

= I did not have sex with that woman

Tophat665 · 08-31-2010, 06:43 AM

= your loss

Pearl Trade · 08-31-2010, 12:20 PM

= another man's gain

uncle phil · 08-31-2010, 12:22 PM

= 10 lbs. on the california plan...

Tophat665 · 08-31-2010, 12:27 PM

= that's a lot of dope

Pearl Trade · 08-31-2010, 12:38 PM

= is it too much of a good thing?

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-31-2010, 03:14 PM

= interesting

uncle phil · 08-31-2010, 03:32 PM

= very...

Pearl Trade · 08-31-2010, 03:50 PM

= Jerry likes the herb

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-01-2010, 12:35 PM

= yes, I do

uncle phil · 09-01-2010, 12:54 PM

= famous last words...

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-01-2010, 12:58 PM

= never come back to haunt you

Pearl Trade · 09-01-2010, 02:54 PM

= that's what I thought until "the incident"

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-05-2010, 09:46 AM

= then I knew what "too excited" could be

uncle phil · 09-05-2010, 10:14 AM

= premature ejaculation...

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-05-2010, 11:19 AM

= laughing before the joke is over

Fly · 09-05-2010, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

laughing before the joke is over

= you shake it more than twice,you're playing with yourself

Tophat665 · 09-07-2010, 10:29 AM

= I don't care if you shake it out. I don't care if you wring it out. I don't care if you beat it against the side of the stall. There's Always three drops left.

Amaras · 09-07-2010, 10:32 AM

=no kidding

Tophat665 · 09-07-2010, 10:39 AM

= would I lie to you?

Fly · 09-07-2010, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

would I lie to you?

= i won't cum in your mouth and your cheque is in the mail.......

Tophat665 · 09-07-2010, 10:56 AM

= I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

08-24-2010, 01:16 PM	#5001 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= Willard? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-24-2010, 01:42 PM	#5002 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= ben... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-25-2010, 12:14 PM	#5005 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= admission of innocents __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-25-2010, 12:20 PM	#5006 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= 20% off at the matinee! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-25-2010, 05:38 PM	#5007 (permalink)
CaliLivChick In Transition Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)	= coupon that came in the mail __________________ Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me.

08-26-2010, 06:06 AM	#5008 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Buy one bukkakke video, get a second for half off. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-27-2010, 07:06 PM	#5009 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= you must have read that wrong __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-28-2010, 04:34 PM	#5011 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= I TOLD you I had an appetite! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-28-2010, 05:36 PM	#5012 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	= only so much hunger to go around __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

08-29-2010, 09:14 AM	#5014 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	= lick the cream first __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

08-30-2010, 08:57 AM	#5015 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= The Duke of Wellington's recipe for victory. / Explanation: Wellington favored an all out attack at the enemy's strongest point, reasoning if that were defeated the rest of the force could be defeated easily or would melt away. More often than not it worked. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-30-2010, 12:45 PM	#5016 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	= sounds like a plan to fail, but apparently works __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

08-30-2010, 12:50 PM	#5017 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= mr. clinton's presidency... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-30-2010, 01:10 PM	#5018 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= what were you looking at? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-30-2010, 01:59 PM	#5019 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	= I did not have sex with that woman __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

08-31-2010, 06:43 AM	#5020 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= your loss __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-31-2010, 12:20 PM	#5021 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	= another man's gain __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

08-31-2010, 12:22 PM	#5022 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= 10 lbs. on the california plan... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-31-2010, 12:27 PM	#5023 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= that's a lot of dope __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-31-2010, 12:38 PM	#5024 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	= is it too much of a good thing? __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

08-31-2010, 03:14 PM	#5025 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= interesting __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-31-2010, 03:32 PM	#5026 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= very... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-31-2010, 03:50 PM	#5027 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	= Jerry likes the herb __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

09-01-2010, 12:35 PM	#5028 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= yes, I do __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-01-2010, 12:54 PM	#5029 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= famous last words... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-01-2010, 12:58 PM	#5030 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= never come back to haunt you __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-01-2010, 02:54 PM	#5031 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	= that's what I thought until "the incident" __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

09-05-2010, 09:46 AM	#5032 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= then I knew what "too excited" could be __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-05-2010, 10:14 AM	#5033 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= premature ejaculation... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-05-2010, 11:19 AM	#5034 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= laughing before the joke is over __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-07-2010, 10:29 AM	#5036 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= I don't care if you shake it out. I don't care if you wring it out. I don't care if you beat it against the side of the stall. There's Always three drops left. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-07-2010, 10:32 AM	#5037 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	=no kidding __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

09-07-2010, 10:39 AM	#5038 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= would I lie to you? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-07-2010, 10:56 AM	#5040 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= I'm from the government and I'm here to help. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.