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Old 09-19-2010, 08:49 PM   #5081 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2010, 03:37 AM   #5082 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2010, 07:27 AM   #5083 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2010, 11:35 AM   #5084 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2010, 01:59 PM   #5085 (permalink)
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Getting the world's manliest lawyer on staff


="Fuck you,......he's innocent."
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Old 09-21-2010, 04:10 PM   #5086 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2010, 07:15 PM   #5087 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:53 AM   #5088 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2010, 07:48 AM   #5089 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:02 AM   #5090 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2010, 12:57 PM   #5091 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:25 PM   #5092 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2010, 07:42 PM   #5093 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2010, 02:56 AM   #5094 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-27-2010, 07:10 AM   #5095 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:08 AM   #5096 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2010, 10:01 AM   #5097 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2010, 10:57 AM   #5098 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2010, 11:59 AM   #5099 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-27-2010, 12:17 PM   #5100 (permalink)
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= British babes
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The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:37 PM   #5101 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2010, 03:37 AM   #5102 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-28-2010, 04:58 AM   #5103 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2010, 07:52 AM   #5104 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:05 AM   #5105 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:56 AM   #5106 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:27 AM   #5107 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:28 PM   #5108 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-26-2010, 01:48 PM   #5109 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2010, 02:24 PM   #5110 (permalink)
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= how many drinks did you have?
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Old 10-26-2010, 03:34 PM   #5111 (permalink)
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one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:21 PM   #5112 (permalink)
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one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer...


= sounds like a night at Fly's,sans the scotch....
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Old 10-27-2010, 06:05 AM   #5113 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2010, 01:33 PM   #5114 (permalink)
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= I was relieved I couldn't move
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Old 10-31-2010, 07:43 PM   #5115 (permalink)
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=sacked and in irons
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Old 11-01-2010, 02:25 AM   #5116 (permalink)
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= hog-tied and horn-swaggled...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 11-01-2010, 06:03 AM   #5117 (permalink)
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hog-tied and horn-swaggled...


= a night at Top's place.
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Old 11-01-2010, 06:08 AM   #5118 (permalink)
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Old 11-01-2010, 03:11 PM   #5119 (permalink)
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= oral sex-cum-intercourse
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Old 11-01-2010, 05:44 PM   #5120 (permalink)
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