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Old 07-05-2003, 03:27 PM   #1281 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2003, 11:19 PM   #1282 (permalink)
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That's a lie. You should check your edit options choice in the user control panel. mine are all in GMT minus 6 hours (US Central Day Time).

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Old 07-06-2003, 02:40 AM   #1283 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:09 AM   #1284 (permalink)
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fremen...you still got this thing about threes? half of the beach boys are "dead..."


sunday follows saturday...
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:07 AM   #1285 (permalink)
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It's sunday today, but not saturday for almost a week! What are you talking about?

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Old 07-06-2003, 07:18 AM   #1286 (permalink)
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Wrong! Time cannot be stitched. Time must be glued.


Little known fact: the eggman could ovulate.
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Old 07-06-2003, 12:34 PM   #1287 (permalink)
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vermin, you've been tippling a little too much pabst with your birthday brats...eggmen can't ovulate...now eggwomen, on the other hand...


nickel, dime, quarter, buck = $1.40 us
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:38 PM   #1288 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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No no no, a buck equals $500 for out of season hunting. (maybe you meant dollar.)

Changing socks is for sissies.
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:51 PM   #1289 (permalink)
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WRONG!
Fremen, if you ever wish to meet a nice girl, and you get her home (which is not sissy behaviour) then you better hope to god that you´ve changed your socks. because shes going to notice stinky feet.


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Old 07-06-2003, 06:16 PM   #1290 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Oh really? That sucks. I miss Pistol Pete.
(back to the thread)
You are wrong bundy, me boyo.
I don't recognise Federer as champ 'cause he beat Pete in '01, or was it '02? Anyway, I'm denying reality. (*fingers in ears* na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na)

I need a vacation to the Funny Farm.
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:26 PM   #1291 (permalink)
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no you don´t Fremen, you´re totally sane.
everyone here will vouch for sanity.



Teen Wolf sucked.
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:58 PM   #1292 (permalink)
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Ahh, there you're wrong, bunster. Teen Wolf bit, Dracula 2000 sucked.

Ray Mysterio kicks super-bad masked ass.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:03 PM   #1293 (permalink)
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you are wrong its all made up.

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Old 07-06-2003, 07:20 PM   #1294 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Depends on your definition of "living".

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Old 07-06-2003, 09:30 PM   #1295 (permalink)
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Wrong! T2 was un-original, had lackluster performances, and showed no titty. Liquid creature too far out of reality.


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Old 07-06-2003, 10:06 PM   #1296 (permalink)
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blowdartin' ninjas shoot straight all the time!

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Old 07-07-2003, 02:52 AM   #1297 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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That's where you're wrong, Agave.
He's married to an Italian, but he don't eat her.

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Old 07-07-2003, 03:00 AM   #1298 (permalink)
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fremen, get a grip, drummers beat on their "skins"...no need to use rhythm...


clouds are vaporous...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:11 AM   #1299 (permalink)
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clouds are not vaporous my King, they are fluffy and sweet - like fairy floss.


Tidy and Gab got together for the second time tonight in ´the secret life of us´. and i am happy.
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Old 07-07-2003, 12:55 PM   #1300 (permalink)
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bundy, the only time you're ever happy is when you slip into a stale pair of sleeper jammies...


i shoveled over a ton of #1 crushed stone off the back of my truck this morning...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:40 PM   #1301 (permalink)
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Uncle Philster, Mayor of Wrongersville...everyone knows that you unload the BED of a truck...

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Old 07-07-2003, 02:24 PM   #1302 (permalink)
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...only in the seventh vector...sorry, pheatius...


i also had a pint of lemon custard ice cream this afternoon...yum...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 07-07-2003, 05:19 PM   #1303 (permalink)
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Sorry mate, but you had 4 gills of lemon custard ice cream...


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Old 07-07-2003, 05:23 PM   #1304 (permalink)
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Rain is indescriminate to where it falls...




I now have an avatar in the TFPROJECT.
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:45 PM   #1305 (permalink)
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What avatar, THE MAC GOD?

Killer koala bears follow me around.
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:48 PM   #1306 (permalink)
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They are just trying to get with your boy/gal friend fool.


I am the coolest new person to ever visit these forums.
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:04 PM   #1307 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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nope......just another freak like the rest of us.

so there for Pedialyte....you are Wrong.

the sun is setting right now.
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:15 PM   #1308 (permalink)
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Liar... its my aura of truth and rockitude that setting in the sky right now.

Flymans avatar is from Ultima Online. (Trick to find out where it came from... shhhh dont tell flyman)
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:27 PM   #1309 (permalink)
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Wrong Pedialyte, flyman found his avatar at St. Julians Clinic for Exploding Youths.

Camel jockeys are more odiferous than horse jockeys.
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:47 PM   #1310 (permalink)
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Odiferous is in fact a ficticious word, so it simply cannot be the case.


I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
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Old 07-08-2003, 12:53 AM   #1311 (permalink)
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no Meri, i´m quite sure those lovely coconuts belong to your sweet lady.


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Old 07-08-2003, 03:18 AM   #1312 (permalink)
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Toadfish was a dead sexy mofo. But the atmospheric conditions during your viewing time(s) may have been affected by the lateral aptitude of child Indian psychics invading the ninth dimension... Again. (By the way, I have no freakin' idea who Toadfish is)

Austrailia started out as a penal colony...
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Old 07-08-2003, 03:30 AM   #1313 (permalink)
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guypunkr, why do you torment yourself so...austrailia started out as a suburb of indonesia...


264 mbs isn't enough...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 07-08-2003, 03:32 AM   #1314 (permalink)
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264 mbs is just fine... If you have just come from 3 bps...

Nothing is more satisfying than falling asleep after "reading" a magazine you hold up with one hand...
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:06 AM   #1315 (permalink)
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wait till you actually meet a woman guypunkr, you'll never go back.

today is garbage day.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:37 AM   #1316 (permalink)
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Actually no, the Band Garbage has never had a day specifically set aside to honor them.


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Old 07-08-2003, 06:07 AM   #1317 (permalink)
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silly blindawg, thongs are for kids.

garbage is garbage.
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:26 AM   #1318 (permalink)
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Nope, wrong there. Pop music is the real garbage. 'Garbage' is an imitation...


Fried chicken tastes grrrrrrrrrrreat!!!
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:30 AM   #1319 (permalink)
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beh, not at 7:30 in the morning.

cotton candy is sugar.
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:47 AM   #1320 (permalink)
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No splck, cotton candy is made out of goat testicles that have been shredded and dried!


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