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Minx · 06-02-2003, 06:45 AM

Nope...not here it isn't.

I would rather be in bed than at work.

vermin · 06-02-2003, 06:56 AM

Wrong! you'd rather be working in bed.

I'm in the middle of a seminar

Midlandmadman · 06-02-2003, 07:38 AM

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i is in the middle of seminar not i'm !!!!!!!!

I cant really think of a fact to post.

3leggedfrog · 06-02-2003, 08:20 AM

sure you can, you just did

knowledge is power

bender · 06-02-2003, 08:35 AM

Wrong!!
Knowledge isn't power elect. is

I would rather be in bed with Minx.

uncle phil · 06-02-2003, 12:41 PM

oh bourgeois, bender, you'd rather be anywhere with minx...

tsunamis are the wave of the future...

Meridae'n · 06-02-2003, 04:53 PM

tsunamis are more of a surge than a wave...

Sailors often get blown offshore

KWSN · 06-02-2003, 05:07 PM

Nah, they don't let girls on the boats.

Everybody loves magical poop.

uncle phil · 06-02-2003, 05:17 PM

balderdash...it messes up your pipes...

fritos taste like corn...

krwlz · 06-02-2003, 05:53 PM

No, they taste like ass....

AC/DC fucking rocks

THE MAC GOD · 06-02-2003, 06:40 PM

No, they are as OLD as rocks...

Rocks are damn old...

3leggedfrog · 06-02-2003, 09:12 PM

compaired to the universe, no rocks are not old at all.

the universe is old

Meridae'n · 06-02-2003, 09:42 PM

As my old man used to say... the universe is only as old as the girl it feels

The pope is catholic

opentocomments · 06-02-2003, 09:50 PM

according to what i have seen the popes a jew

Your dog enjoys humping legs

3leggedfrog · 06-02-2003, 11:15 PM

My dog is dead! nahh just kidding i don't have a dog

I live by the beach

Midlandmadman · 06-03-2003, 02:15 AM

Sorry 3leggedfrog your wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you inhabit a dwelling that is close to a beach.... you only really live when your dress up like Lucile Ball at the karioke bar! hahaha sorry!

That last statement was a lie.

uncle phil · 06-03-2003, 03:24 AM

no, no, no, little grasshopper...if you said it, there is some validity somewhere...

a pig's ass is pork...

3leggedfrog · 06-03-2003, 03:44 AM

nope the meat we get from the pig's ass is pork otherwise its still his ass.

Elvis died in the 70's. he is not walking around or fly or whatever today.

Wingnut · 06-03-2003, 05:01 AM

Nope, he is very much alive - He is in my basement as we speak

Sex and food are the two greatest comforters known to man

mrsandman · 06-03-2003, 05:43 AM

Huh uh, let's be specific...a blow job and a steak.

Humidity makes you sweat.

bender · 06-03-2003, 11:11 AM

mrsandman you are so wrong heat makes you sweat humidity just pisses you off.

I can hop on one foot

3leggedfrog · 06-03-2003, 11:19 AM

not if you can't touch the ground in, say, the water.

water is wet

uncle phil · 06-03-2003, 12:28 PM

nonononono my little green friend, it's only the fusion of the hydrogen and oxygen molecules that make it appear to be wet; actually, it's slippery...

today is school budget vote day...

THE MAC GOD · 06-03-2003, 01:33 PM

Depends on where you live!

I'm tired and want to go to bed...

bender · 06-03-2003, 02:08 PM

Sorry Mac you want to go to sleep.

the only absolute in life is zero

bundy · 06-03-2003, 06:24 PM

wrong, there are two other absolutes you've not mentioned. these are death and taxes, baby!

i come from a tiny, remote island in the pacific that has a total resident population of 2000.

THE MAC GOD · 06-03-2003, 06:48 PM

I doubt that is the exact population at this moment in time...

Time is relative...

3leggedfrog · 06-03-2003, 09:34 PM

time is not a relative of mine in fact time is my enemy we each try to kill one another.

flying is simply falling and missing the ground.

manalone · 06-03-2003, 11:41 PM

flight is rotationally tangential to gravitic attraction, and therefore not falling.

‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.’

Wingnut · 06-04-2003, 02:12 AM

Wrong - If all men were equal, who would win and who would lose the race? We are not equal, we are all unique - the fact that we should respect each other is an entirely different matter

My secretary has nipples like hte thumbs of a blind bricklayer

uncle phil · 06-04-2003, 03:20 AM

wingnut, that is SOO not right...she has nipples like the HANDS of a blind bricklayer...(i tried to shake them once...)

kermit is green...

Fly · 06-04-2003, 03:37 AM

so sorry phil....buddy's kids frog,same name,is brown.....

toads have warts

Meridae'n · 06-04-2003, 04:27 AM

Nah, they GIVE you warts, and a fucken bad headache if you lick the bastards...

people kill people

Wingnut · 06-04-2003, 04:53 AM

No its the devil that makes them do it

Donkeys can kick the shit out of you

THE MAC GOD · 06-04-2003, 06:17 AM

That statement is not absolute... ANYTHING can pretty much kick the shit outta you (women, men, cars, other large moving objects)

Weapons of mass destruction have not yet been found since the war on Iraq began this year, but clues are abundant.

Pyrate · 06-04-2003, 08:24 AM

The war on Iraq did not start this year. It started long ago, and was merely abundant...

Humans are the apex of evolution on earth thus far

Pyrate · 06-04-2003, 08:26 AM

Not abundant, I mean DORMANT.

My apologies...

3leggedfrog · 06-04-2003, 08:26 AM

Sure they have, United States used them in abundence.

The Advertisement Industry has you.

3leggedfrog · 06-04-2003, 08:28 AM

opps to late

ok pyrate is wrong because insects are the apex.

The Advertisement Industry has you.

THE MAC GOD · 06-04-2003, 10:00 AM

Frog... you are wrong... the MATRIX has you...

I am hungry for food

06-02-2003, 06:45 AM	#801 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Nope...not here it isn't. I would rather be in bed than at work. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-02-2003, 06:56 AM	#802 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! you'd rather be working in bed. I'm in the middle of a seminar __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-02-2003, 07:38 AM	#803 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i is in the middle of seminar not i'm !!!!!!!! I cant really think of a fact to post. __________________ Its good to be back.

06-02-2003, 08:20 AM	#804 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	sure you can, you just did knowledge is power __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-02-2003, 12:41 PM	#806 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	oh bourgeois, bender, you'd rather be anywhere with minx... tsunamis are the wave of the future... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-02-2003, 08:35 AM	#805 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Wrong!! Knowledge isn't power elect. is I would rather be in bed with Minx.

06-02-2003, 04:53 PM	#807 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	tsunamis are more of a surge than a wave... Sailors often get blown offshore __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-02-2003, 05:07 PM	#808 (permalink)
KWSN green	Nah, they don't let girls on the boats. Everybody loves magical poop. __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-02-2003, 05:17 PM	#809 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	balderdash...it messes up your pipes... fritos taste like corn... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-02-2003, 05:53 PM	#810 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	No, they taste like ass.... AC/DC fucking rocks

06-02-2003, 06:40 PM	#811 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	No, they are as OLD as rocks... Rocks are damn old... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-02-2003, 09:12 PM	#812 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	compaired to the universe, no rocks are not old at all. the universe is old __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-02-2003, 09:42 PM	#813 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	As my old man used to say... the universe is only as old as the girl it feels The pope is catholic __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-02-2003, 09:50 PM	#814 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	according to what i have seen the popes a jew Your dog enjoys humping legs __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-02-2003, 11:15 PM	#815 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	My dog is dead! nahh just kidding i don't have a dog I live by the beach __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-03-2003, 02:15 AM	#816 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Sorry 3leggedfrog your wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you inhabit a dwelling that is close to a beach.... you only really live when your dress up like Lucile Ball at the karioke bar! hahaha sorry! That last statement was a lie. __________________ Its good to be back.

06-03-2003, 03:24 AM	#817 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	no, no, no, little grasshopper...if you said it, there is some validity somewhere... a pig's ass is pork... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-03-2003, 03:44 AM	#818 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	nope the meat we get from the pig's ass is pork otherwise its still his ass. Elvis died in the 70's. he is not walking around or fly or whatever today. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-03-2003, 05:01 AM	#819 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Nope, he is very much alive - He is in my basement as we speak Sex and food are the two greatest comforters known to man __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

06-03-2003, 05:43 AM	#820 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Huh uh, let's be specific...a blow job and a steak. Humidity makes you sweat. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

06-03-2003, 11:11 AM	#821 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	mrsandman you are so wrong heat makes you sweat humidity just pisses you off. I can hop on one foot

06-03-2003, 11:19 AM	#822 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	not if you can't touch the ground in, say, the water. water is wet __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-03-2003, 12:28 PM	#823 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	nonononono my little green friend, it's only the fusion of the hydrogen and oxygen molecules that make it appear to be wet; actually, it's slippery... today is school budget vote day... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-03-2003, 01:33 PM	#824 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Depends on where you live! I'm tired and want to go to bed... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-03-2003, 02:08 PM	#825 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Sorry Mac you want to go to sleep. the only absolute in life is zero

06-03-2003, 06:24 PM	#826 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	wrong, there are two other absolutes you've not mentioned. these are death and taxes, baby! i come from a tiny, remote island in the pacific that has a total resident population of 2000. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-03-2003, 06:48 PM	#827 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	I doubt that is the exact population at this moment in time... Time is relative... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-03-2003, 09:34 PM	#828 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	time is not a relative of mine in fact time is my enemy we each try to kill one another. flying is simply falling and missing the ground. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-03-2003, 11:41 PM	#829 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	flight is rotationally tangential to gravitic attraction, and therefore not falling. ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.’ __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-04-2003, 02:12 AM	#830 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Wrong - If all men were equal, who would win and who would lose the race? We are not equal, we are all unique - the fact that we should respect each other is an entirely different matter My secretary has nipples like hte thumbs of a blind bricklayer __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

06-04-2003, 03:20 AM	#831 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wingnut, that is SOO not right...she has nipples like the HANDS of a blind bricklayer...(i tried to shake them once...) kermit is green... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-04-2003, 03:37 AM	#832 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	so sorry phil....buddy's kids frog,same name,is brown..... toads have warts __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-04-2003, 04:27 AM	#833 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Nah, they GIVE you warts, and a fucken bad headache if you lick the bastards... people kill people __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-04-2003, 04:53 AM	#834 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	No its the devil that makes them do it Donkeys can kick the shit out of you __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

06-04-2003, 06:17 AM	#835 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	That statement is not absolute... ANYTHING can pretty much kick the shit outta you (women, men, cars, other large moving objects) Weapons of mass destruction have not yet been found since the war on Iraq began this year, but clues are abundant. __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.