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Wingnut · 05-20-2003, 06:31 AM

Wrong that would be
Tree + gravity + windstorm + perfectly ok house = smooshed house

Whales are mammals

uncle phil · 05-20-2003, 12:03 PM

incorrectabosom...whales are GIGANTIC mammals...

there ain't no coupe de ville lying in the bottom of a cracker-jack box...

Wingnut · 05-21-2003, 12:14 AM

Wrong - You must just open the right one!!!

I am what I am

XenuHubbard · 05-21-2003, 12:27 AM

Wrong - you are whatever I percieve you to be

Smoking prevents lungcancer - L.Ron Hubbard proved it.

uncle phil · 05-21-2003, 03:41 AM

nope, not breathing prevents lung cancer...

mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana...

fienna · 05-21-2003, 07:49 AM

wrong - only MOST of mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana - other parts of it are actually MORE east then parts alabama and MORE west then parts of louisiana.

vegans don't eat meat.

Wingnut · 05-21-2003, 07:55 AM

Wrong, I had a vegan gf who ate my meat every day, and she swallowed

Fun girls swallow!

bender · 05-21-2003, 07:58 AM

Wrong !!
Fun girls do more then swallow, thats just a part of what makes them fun.

I'm not a member of Mensa

Wingnut · 05-21-2003, 08:01 AM

Wrong, they train all of you to say that, that is how the rest of us know you are a member

Bender is a genius

Minx · 05-21-2003, 11:45 AM

Wrong, Bender is cocky!

I am sad.

uncle phil · 05-21-2003, 01:08 PM

not necessarily, you're only situationally depressed...

my car has four wheels...and a spare...

bender · 05-21-2003, 01:13 PM

the buzzer goes off as loud as one can.
Wrong Minx is not sad she is gorgus

I have two feet.

rideough · 05-21-2003, 04:22 PM

nuh uh i have them look down...

you have a funny walk

Arock · 05-21-2003, 04:33 PM

bundy- your avatar is obviously whatever you want it to be. It's an animated ink-blot test- and I can clearly see your nuts

The air-speed velocity of a laden swallow is 47 knots

Meridae'n · 05-21-2003, 05:02 PM

Wrong, how do you know that the swallow is travelling forward? Mabey it the air that is moving backwards, which will mean the velocity of air when going past a Laden swallow is 47 knots.

Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.

DEI37 · 05-21-2003, 05:19 PM

BAH! Pi is a tasty desert, especially in chocolate or frozen peanut butter flavours.

3 + 3 = 6

splck · 05-21-2003, 06:39 PM

Wrong...3+3= orgy

Beer has nice little happy bubbles.

dankitti · 05-21-2003, 06:44 PM

no, champagne has nice little happy bubbles.

the planet jupiter is called the planet jupiter.

GakFace · 05-21-2003, 07:02 PM

No, The planet Jupiter is actually called

J - Justifiably
U - Underestimated
P - Proton
I - Inside
T - The
E - Extrodinary
R - Room

See, the planet Jupiter is really the, Justifiably Underestimated Proton Inside The Extrodinary Room. Its NICKNAME is Jupiter.

This sentence is a peice of crap.

Meridae'n · 05-21-2003, 07:04 PM

Wrong! Jupiter is the name we give it as a species. It's real name is Brian.

The arrow pointing to the top of the page on a map always indicates North.

Wingnut · 05-21-2003, 11:17 PM

Wrong - you can point that arrow in any direction you want

Cellphones cause brain cancer

Meridae'n · 05-21-2003, 11:34 PM

You kidding? Brain Cancer is caused by cells reproducing exponentially inside the brain, you could hold a deactivated cell phone next to your head for 40 years and get nothing but sore arms.

China does not exist

Wingnut · 05-21-2003, 11:48 PM

Yes it does, I am holding a trea cup. It is labeled china - so china is in my hand.

China does exist

uncle phil · 05-22-2003, 03:12 AM

uh uh, you dropped the cup, no more existence...

again, my car has four wheels and a spare...

Fly · 05-22-2003, 04:08 AM

sorry uncle phil....

that spare tire is around your waistline

it's raining out right now.

paddyjoe · 05-22-2003, 04:32 AM

Are you kidding! It's a beautiful spring day.

The earth is as round as a beach ball.

Midlandmadman · 05-22-2003, 05:38 AM

Wrong!!!!!!!!! I saw a beach ball once that wasnt inflated...... kinda flat paddyjoe..... dont ya think???

The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem is a stupid name for a professional hockey team!

Wingnut · 05-22-2003, 06:11 AM

Not if you are the "The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem "

Our galaxy is approximately 75 million lightyears from edge to edge

Midnight_Son · 05-22-2003, 07:06 AM

our galaxy doesn't have edges, it keeps going.

guns don't kill people, bullets kill people

vermin · 05-22-2003, 07:09 AM

Wrong! bullets don't kill people, loss of blood, organ failure and shock kills people.

A gun is not a weapon, it is a tool.

dankitti · 05-22-2003, 07:12 AM

a hammer is a tool. hammer is a rapper. tool is a band. guns 'n roses is a band. a rose is not a tool (it might be a band).

a rose is a rose is a rose.

GSRIDER · 05-22-2003, 07:15 AM

Wrong, a rose is a low brow way to say you're sorry for fucking Jims wife and that you'll never do it again *wink wink*

Casual fridays are a way to make employees feel they have power!!!

Midnight_Son · 05-22-2003, 07:16 AM

no casual fridays are when you wear crap to show your not making any money

I'm an asshole

(edit):alittle help here?

Minx · 05-22-2003, 08:23 AM

No you're not, your enemies just say that to make you look bad!

My dog is black and brown.

Midnight_Son · 05-22-2003, 08:29 AM

no, it's not...if you turn your dog inside-out the colors are much different.

my avatar is Silent Bob

vermin · 05-22-2003, 09:08 AM

Wrong! your avatar is a drawing of Silent Bob.

There is an asteroid headed for earth.

bender · 05-22-2003, 09:29 AM

wrong there are several of them headed for earth.

I am not a kangaroo

bobdobbs8056135 · 05-22-2003, 09:31 AM

wrong!..the asteroid you speak of is both headless as well as tailess...

hillbillys are quaint and amusing

bobdobbs8056135 · 05-22-2003, 09:36 AM

wrong ..only a kangaroo could jump in front of me so wildly

hilbillys are slow

iRtehCrispeh · 05-22-2003, 09:53 AM

Just cuz hilbillies are usually uneducated dont mean they cant run! You see em runnin pretty quick on cops!

DnD is the best game ever created

05-20-2003, 06:31 AM	#601 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Wrong that would be Tree + gravity + windstorm + perfectly ok house = smooshed house Whales are mammals __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-20-2003, 12:03 PM	#602 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	incorrectabosom...whales are GIGANTIC mammals... there ain't no coupe de ville lying in the bottom of a cracker-jack box... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-21-2003, 12:14 AM	#603 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Wrong - You must just open the right one!!! I am what I am __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-21-2003, 12:27 AM	#604 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Wrong - you are whatever I percieve you to be Smoking prevents lungcancer - L.Ron Hubbard proved it. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-21-2003, 03:41 AM	#605 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	nope, not breathing prevents lung cancer... mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-21-2003, 07:49 AM	#606 (permalink)
fienna i wanna be just like you Location: n to the j	wrong - only MOST of mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana - other parts of it are actually MORE east then parts alabama and MORE west then parts of louisiana. vegans don't eat meat. __________________ to leave is never easy perhaps it shouldn't be but return is even harder yes return is harder still

05-21-2003, 07:55 AM	#607 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Wrong, I had a vegan gf who ate my meat every day, and she swallowed Fun girls swallow! __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-21-2003, 07:58 AM	#608 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Wrong !! Fun girls do more then swallow, thats just a part of what makes them fun. I'm not a member of Mensa

05-21-2003, 08:01 AM	#609 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Wrong, they train all of you to say that, that is how the rest of us know you are a member Bender is a genius __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-21-2003, 11:45 AM	#610 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Wrong, Bender is cocky! I am sad. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-21-2003, 01:08 PM	#611 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	not necessarily, you're only situationally depressed... my car has four wheels...and a spare... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-21-2003, 01:13 PM	#612 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	the buzzer goes off as loud as one can. Wrong Minx is not sad she is gorgus I have two feet.

05-21-2003, 04:22 PM	#613 (permalink)
rideough Insane Location: Ottawa...the greatest city in Canada...down the road from silentjay!	nuh uh i have them look down... you have a funny walk __________________ i may or may not be on acid right now....

05-21-2003, 04:33 PM	#614 (permalink)
Arock Crazy Location: Center Ice	bundy- your avatar is obviously whatever you want it to be. It's an animated ink-blot test- and I can clearly see your nuts The air-speed velocity of a laden swallow is 47 knots __________________ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat

05-21-2003, 05:02 PM	#615 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Wrong, how do you know that the swallow is travelling forward? Mabey it the air that is moving backwards, which will mean the velocity of air when going past a Laden swallow is 47 knots. Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-22-2003, 07:06 AM	#629 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	our galaxy doesn't have edges, it keeps going. guns don't kill people, bullets kill people __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

05-21-2003, 05:19 PM	#616 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	BAH! Pi is a tasty desert, especially in chocolate or frozen peanut butter flavours. 3 + 3 = 6 __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-21-2003, 06:39 PM	#617 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Wrong...3+3= orgy Beer has nice little happy bubbles. __________________ nice line eh?

05-21-2003, 06:44 PM	#618 (permalink)
dankitti Crazy	no, champagne has nice little happy bubbles. the planet jupiter is called the planet jupiter. __________________ Aw' little girl, there ain't no time To wash yer stinky hand Go 'head 'n' roll over I'm goin' in you again In you again In you again In you again... --Frank appa I Have Been In Yo

05-21-2003, 07:02 PM	#619 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	No, The planet Jupiter is actually called J - Justifiably U - Underestimated P - Proton I - Inside T - The E - Extrodinary R - Room See, the planet Jupiter is really the, Justifiably Underestimated Proton Inside The Extrodinary Room. Its NICKNAME is Jupiter. This sentence is a peice of crap. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it. Last edited by GakFace; 05-21-2003 at 07:13 PM..

05-21-2003, 07:04 PM	#620 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Wrong! Jupiter is the name we give it as a species. It's real name is Brian. The arrow pointing to the top of the page on a map always indicates North. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? Last edited by Meridae'n; 05-21-2003 at 07:09 PM..

05-21-2003, 11:17 PM	#621 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Wrong - you can point that arrow in any direction you want Cellphones cause brain cancer __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-21-2003, 11:34 PM	#622 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	You kidding? Brain Cancer is caused by cells reproducing exponentially inside the brain, you could hold a deactivated cell phone next to your head for 40 years and get nothing but sore arms. China does not exist __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-21-2003, 11:48 PM	#623 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Yes it does, I am holding a trea cup. It is labeled china - so china is in my hand. China does exist __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-22-2003, 03:12 AM	#624 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	uh uh, you dropped the cup, no more existence... again, my car has four wheels and a spare... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-22-2003, 04:08 AM	#625 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry uncle phil.... that spare tire is around your waistline it's raining out right now. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-22-2003, 04:32 AM	#626 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Are you kidding! It's a beautiful spring day. The earth is as round as a beach ball.

05-22-2003, 05:38 AM	#627 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Wrong!!!!!!!!! I saw a beach ball once that wasnt inflated...... kinda flat paddyjoe..... dont ya think??? The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem is a stupid name for a professional hockey team! __________________ Its good to be back.

05-22-2003, 06:11 AM	#628 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Not if you are the "The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem " Our galaxy is approximately 75 million lightyears from edge to edge __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-22-2003, 07:09 AM	#630 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! bullets don't kill people, loss of blood, organ failure and shock kills people. A gun is not a weapon, it is a tool. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-22-2003, 07:12 AM	#631 (permalink)
dankitti Crazy	a hammer is a tool. hammer is a rapper. tool is a band. guns 'n roses is a band. a rose is not a tool (it might be a band). a rose is a rose is a rose. __________________ Aw' little girl, there ain't no time To wash yer stinky hand Go 'head 'n' roll over I'm goin' in you again In you again In you again In you again... --Frank appa I Have Been In Yo

05-22-2003, 07:15 AM	#632 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Wrong, a rose is a low brow way to say you're sorry for fucking Jims wife and that you'll never do it again wink wink Casual fridays are a way to make employees feel they have power!!! __________________ No signature at this time.

05-22-2003, 07:16 AM	#633 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	no casual fridays are when you wear crap to show your not making any money I'm an asshole (edit):alittle help here? __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority. Last edited by Midnight_Son; 05-22-2003 at 08:20 AM..

05-22-2003, 08:23 AM	#634 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	No you're not, your enemies just say that to make you look bad! My dog is black and brown. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-22-2003, 08:29 AM	#635 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	no, it's not...if you turn your dog inside-out the colors are much different. my avatar is Silent Bob __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

05-22-2003, 09:08 AM	#636 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! your avatar is a drawing of Silent Bob. There is an asteroid headed for earth. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.