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08-11-2003, 01:44 PM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Where are the boobies?
Watching the mantrain go by does not get me off. Next: accidentally watching gay porn when your wife/gf/mother walks in
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08-11-2003, 01:52 PM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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oh my god, you're home!
No, don't leave, I can explain I was 'curious' next, getting caught in your zipper
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08-11-2003, 01:59 PM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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Suck the straw, my lips
pucker like a cat's asshole. But it tastes so good. next: realising your parachute doesn't work midair
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
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08-11-2003, 02:16 PM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Cowabunga, dudes,
We've saved April O'Neil, but Shredder's escaping! Next: Ludicrous Speed!
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance |
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08-11-2003, 04:17 PM
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Exhausted
Location: Northeastern US - please send help!
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Bow before Grover!
He is king of the Muppets! Oscar is cool, too. (and... for my own contribution to getting caught in your zipper...) Ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! Jesus Christ, the pain! The pain!!!!! Shoot me in the head! Up next: Yappy dogs
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08-11-2003, 06:03 PM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Son, never forget:
The strong must protect the sweet. We fight to the death! or Mmmm... Geography... Ha Ha! Look at this country! U R Gay? Ha Ha! or If they think I am gonna stop at that stop sign, they are mistaken! Next: Heavy metal lyrics as haiku
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance Last edited by Nefir; 08-11-2003 at 06:13 PM.. |
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08-12-2003, 07:33 AM
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Psycho
Location: Dreams
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I don't know heavy metal lyrics but stfu is just short for shut the fuck up which is 4 syllables. So it works out.
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08-12-2003, 12:04 PM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Kids know my face. So?
Its the adults I'm after. Fatten, my dumplings. Next: Getting locked out of the house naked
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance |
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08-12-2003, 06:02 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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I'm truly sorry
let me make it up to you oops! Sorry again! Tune in next time for: fixing a flat tire
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08-14-2003, 05:49 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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bad bad dogs bad dogs
whatcha gonna do when they come for you? bad dogs next: phat cats
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