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feel the left, then right
search for little signs of lumps yes, I'm male. So what? next: pzza delivery |
Go, little car, go
Get the pizza there quickly Oh, no - it's a trap. Next topic: Patty Hearst |
An easy con job,
Poor brainwashed Patty robs bank, So says wise Google Next: Dangerously obsessed Star Trek fans |
i'm gonna puke now
dizzy, the toilet beckons dry heave, beer and bile. next topic: trailer trash women |
I Love White Trash Chicks.
They are so easy to fuck. One buck for a trick. Next Topic:Army of Darkness. |
Army of Darkness,
I beg you wholeheartedly don't lacerate me. Next topic: My underpants smell |
Having sex is fun
Leaves you with smelly panties That can lead to more Next topic: Going to the dentist |
i hate the dentist
he hurt my gums by drilling so i shot him dead next: clowns |
Hello little boy,
Have a balloon, free of charge! Now your soul is mine... (ehehehehehehehe!!! :D) Next: Riced-up cars and the clowns who drive em |
I get good mileage,
But scorn from other drivers. I own a Honda. Next: People who talk on their cell phones during movies |
Fo shizzle, nizzle,
Dis be one phatass flick, son! Ow! Who punched me? Help! Next: Tentacle sex |
horny octopus
what are you doing with that arm? ouch, that kind of sucks Next up: nude cycling |
I'd much rather be
behind Jenna Jameson than Jim Belushi I will only ride until my testicles hurt OUCH! those potholes suck! next: laundry day |
Feeling polluted?
With all your powers combined, I'm Captain Planet! Next: Being at the wrong place at the wrong time |
Being a nude jew
Nazi parades are teh suck I hope I survive. next: google |
Damn, I need info!
But I have no time to search Google, I love you! or Infinite web sites Which one is the most useful? Google! Please help me! Next: Gary Coleman's gubernatorial bid |
Make me govenor
Whachoo talkin 'bout, willis? I am NOT too short! Next, flintstones vitamins. |
Fool, that's not candy!
Part of a balanced breakfast for whiny fat kids :D Next: LARP... Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! |
Big foam rubber sword
Plate mail made out of hubcaps Dwarf? No, accountant. next: accidentally watching gay porn |
You guys realize, the second line, of Spinach's first poem, is 6 syllables?
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Where are the boobies?
Watching the mantrain go by does not get me off. Next: accidentally watching gay porn when your wife/gf/mother walks in |
oh my god, you're home!
No, don't leave, I can explain I was 'curious' next, getting caught in your zipper |
Bones, your first line is 6 syllables, Second is 8, Last is 5... :P
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Atari is fun.
I play Atari all day. Nothing is as fun. next: Sour Straws! |
Suck the straw, my lips
pucker like a cat's asshole. But it tastes so good. next: realising your parachute doesn't work midair |
Oh my god this sucks.
My chute did come open. I am so dead now. Next: Turtles. |
Cowabunga, dudes,
We've saved April O'Neil, but Shredder's escaping! Next: Ludicrous Speed! |
ludicrous speed go!
Space Ball One they've gone to plaid smoke if ya got 'em Next: Sesame Street |
Bow before Grover!
He is king of the Muppets! Oscar is cool, too. (and... for my own contribution to getting caught in your zipper...) Ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! Jesus Christ, the pain! The pain!!!!! Shoot me in the head! Up next: Yappy dogs |
stfu dog
you are really damn whiney i will hit you now next: the simpsons |
Son, never forget:
The strong must protect the sweet. We fight to the death! or Mmmm... Geography... Ha Ha! Look at this country! U R Gay? Ha Ha! or If they think I am gonna stop at that stop sign, they are mistaken! Next: Heavy metal lyrics as haiku |
How many syllables is stfu? How is that pronounced, like Stufuu or something? Then that's only like 3 syllables there.
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I don't know heavy metal lyrics but stfu is just short for shut the fuck up which is 4 syllables. So it works out.
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Take me home tonight
Down Beside that red fight light Fat Bottomed Girls. Yea. (Not exactly.. but..yea.. Close enough) Next Haiku: Ronald McDonald |
Kids know my face. So?
Its the adults I'm after. Fatten, my dumplings. Next: Getting locked out of the house naked |
Swinging in the wind,
Borrowed next door's keys last week. Trellis seems sturdy. When you've a free moment: 1st wedding anniversary |
A Russian dinner.
Spending the night in New York. It was last Sunday! (Really, it was!) Up next: Make-up sex |
I'm truly sorry
let me make it up to you oops! Sorry again! Tune in next time for: fixing a flat tire |
Shit! I dropped the wrench
God Dammit! I smashed my thumb and I have to pee. Next Haiku: Smoking in the High School Bathroom |
Stop Eating, Fat Kid
Stop chewing that damn gum, bitch Shut up you damn brat. Next Haiku: Yoko Ono |
Not really her fault
The Beatles time was over John Lennon is Dead Jay Leno |
Never was funny,
chin looks like a big ol' ass the tonight show sucks! oh next topic Slamball!!!! |
Never heard of slamball
Anyone know what it is? Private Message me next: mcdonalds |
I need more Carbs, mom.
Oh No! I have become Fat Let's sue McDonalds Next Haiku: Space Ghost |
Big cartoonish dude
Weep for the souls of the young Must adjust my dose Next: Multiculturalism |
My Haiku about
Multiculturalism Has run out of words Next:Your first time |
My first time felt like
dropping a redwood into a coffee grinder Next please: waterbeds |
Very good for back
Soft soothing warmth from below Fat bitch pops mattress Next dammit: bad dogs |
bad bad dogs bad dogs
whatcha gonna do when they come for you? bad dogs next: phat cats |
I read the comics
Garfield is a fat fuck Put down the food, Fatty Next: Disposable Cameras |
i went on a trip
got many a shot threw the fucker away next:marijuana (go figure) |
like marijuana?
it does make you stupider but it sure is fun next: blackouts |
Yes! The last Level.
I have been playing for months A Black Out?! GOD DAMMIT. Next: Techno Music |
Boom-chit-boom-chit-boom
chit-boom-chit-boom-shit-boom-chit boom-chit-shoot-me-boom How about: a lovely picnic in the park |
Brilliant mover!
Oh wait! Here comes the good bit!! Dance even better! Now let's have: mittens |
Arse!
People over there, Staring, drooling at my pie, What, no pickled eggs? Next, mittens. Okay?:) |
raindrops on roses
and some warm woolen mittons the hills are alive next: friday |
Friday makes me sad.
Friends bash me after ballet. I say naughty words. Friends bash me harder. Liver, Spleen, Bladder rupture. Blood on my tutu. Next on the agenda: Plum Jam |
Plum jam tastes so good
On toast or English muffin But not on hot dog Next topic: sandals |
The sun on my feet
Too long, now I have blisters Yes I hate sandals Next topic: Combat boots |
Stomping through the woods
black leather with hobnail soles my feet hurt like hell next: Stephen Hawking |
Stephen Hawking whoa man.
Speak just like a robot can. Man he talks to weird. Next: Mountain Dew |
Mullet wearing creeps
Slug Mountain Dew like water Helps their teeth fall out. |
Guess that means another one.
got lots of caffiene marketed by crazy guys doing stupid things next topic: grocery stores |
Where the hell is it?
goddammit I'm lost again The store's too damn big... Next: Power outages |
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A link on the screen
I did not click on the link All in bold letters Next: The NFL |
Overpaid players
Pussies must wear protection NFL sucks ass next: Chip & Dale's rescue rangers |
Chip & Dale - squirrels?
Chipmunks? What the hell are they? They suck regardless. next: concentration camps |
Trapped in solitude,
no chance to ever escape, guess I'll beat my meat. next topic Masturbation |
squirt, pfffhhht, phhhhffft, phhfft, phhfft
phhft, phhft, phfft, phft, yeeahhh, phft, phft phft-phftphft splooge aaaahhhh next topic: streaking |
To run in clothes sucks
Wind flows fast over bare skin My wang flies wildly next topic: gatorade |
Thirsty as a dog,
got to get something to drink, Gatorade kicks ass!!! next topic wrenches |
Got the wrong size wrench
There goes a chunk of knuckle Fucking metric sucks Next Topic: Comic Books |
Whatever happened
To Sargent Rock from DC Or the Haunted Tank Next: Serial killers |
What was that, Fido?
Burn the house to the ground? Thy will shall be done! (is "ground" 2 syllables or 1?) Next: alien abduction |
Oooh! Look at the light!
Holy crap! Am I floating? Oh no!!!! Not a probe!!!!!! Up next: Stinky feet |
Dirty toenails, uggg!
Feet in need of a good wash. Daaaaammmmmnnnnn!!!!!!I need some air! Next topic Ducks |
Round one! Shot! Shot! Shot!
Out of ammo! Fly away! Stop sniggering, bitch. Next: spam (either kind) |
Spam seems kinda weird
I don't trust meat in a can that email sucks too. Next: Debbie Does Dallas |
Debbie rode the cock
Dallas was groaning all night Half limp was his rock! Next: Small Breasts |
Itty bitty boobs
need silicone or saline pics saved to hard drive Neckst: spelling errors |
Wahts your prbolem, d00d?
I'm juts a wee bit hyper by teh egihth cofee Netx: pneumatic suspension, yo |
guess what I just got
a pneumatic suspension No really, I did next: something that works better in a Haiku then a pneumatic suspension so that the thread is not killed for three days. |
Zombies are so cool
Get shot and just keep coming Kinda smell ripe though Next Topic: Tron! |
blue and red colored
streaks of light from motor bikes two point oh is nigh next topic - Nazi Germany |
My name is Hitler
Give me all your stuff! Obey! Jew sure are stupid Next topic: The Adventures of Jesus Christ in Outer Space |
I am on the moon,
see thoes stars and galaxies? My dad made that shit! next topic going to Hell |
You will not find here
Fire, or brimstone. There is just "Hello, Dell Tech support!" next: Benjamin Disraeli |
his first name is ben
disraeli is his last who the hell is he? next topic - Sean Paul goes to the zoo |
Lions, and tigers,
Sean Paul, get back from the fence!!! Tigers eat tonight! next topic bad teeth |
English; good ole boys
share: inbreeding and too much tobacco and tea next topic: Brittany and Madonna |
I heard that they kissed.
I didn't watch the awards. I was watching porn! next topic girls kissing. |
Careers on the rocks
Let's do something suprising Next time lick her twat Next: what would you do to save your career? |
Kiss a lot of ass.
Always look down at my feet. Avoid eye contact. next: 3rd degree burns |
Sleep with my hot boss
she has really nice hooters and a damn fine ass next: Assholes that cut you off on the road |
you are such an ass
dont cut me off you ass hole vehicular death!! next topic - insomnia |
I can't get to sleep
Maybe I will smoke in bed Shit! third degree burns Next: An ode to Harleys |
Thunder in my groin
The trobbing power roaring Just me and my Hog. Next... an ode to Mountain Dew |
Gimme some caffeine!
That sweet neon beverage! Why's the world shaking????? Next: Ill-timed farts. |
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