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The circumflex key
Can be reached by my pinkie On a french keyboard. Next: Silk sheets |
oh so smooth they are
getting your swerve on more fun than between cotton next - reindeer |
his nose, glowing red.
i hope nothings wrong with him. malignant tumor next: hamburgers |
Round ground cow and hoof
Pieces of bone and gristle Ummmm good hamburgers. Next: Nooners |
she comes to office
we sneak into empty cube sloppy grin all day next - mimes |
Creepy white faces
Are not legit theater. All mimes must now die. next - 3 words that begin with the same letter. |
alliteration
words start with the same letter crazy cactus crap next: chick flicks |
Watch "Horse Whisperer"
And pretend to enjoy it For good sex tonight. Next: Oatmeal |
When I was a boy
Morning noon and night Oatmeal sustained us. Next : Tsunami |
Undersea hiccup
Wall of water builds and builds Coastlines disappear. Next: Kilts |
The magic button
Have her screaming in pleasure Did you say kilts? Oops! Next: hearing loss |
Very nice Stickman
Hearing loss in an e-mail Such a concept. Oy! :) Next: PMS |
oh fuck. effing cramps
get out of my face, dickhead i'll bite your face off next: clueless |
Woman on Warpath
I know it hurts but really. <strike>Mad cow was taken</strike> Oh? The Topic Changed? Next: Mow The Grass Naked |
Grass, weeds, bush , flower
Naked lawn mower next door She might need some help. Next: Peewee Herman |
He lives near OJ
And is just as dangerous Pervert on the loose. Look like I sucked all the fun out of this thread. Sorry about that. Next: Coffee |
I don't drink that shit
Friends like TooMuchCoffeeMan I do not know why next - girlfriend coming off her meds |
God she's a Psycho,
Trying to kill me with spoons, But I love her still *********** Next Lot Lizards ************ |
What's a lot lizard?
A dumpster diving gecko? Food for feral cats. Next: Tacos |
PhredGreen shows us how
last night I ate ten of them I'm such a glutton next - people who move their lips when they read |
Lips flapping and all
I wish they could see themselves What are they doing? Next: I wish my Haiku was funnier |
Comedy haiku
Maybe Drew Carey can host Nope, he's not funny! Next: stick figures |
Good animation
includes stick figures and blood I love internet (sfdt.com) Next: cat with tape on its fur |
it might seem funny
but in reality it is a form of torture next: mass murderers |
Burn 'em, inject 'em,
it doesn't matter to me, Mass murderers die! Next: Smiley faces |
Happy jaundiced face
Stares at me from decades past Where the hell's his nose?!? Next: the 80's |
Reagan, Bush Sr.
walked like an Egyptian then not cool now either next - grammar |
I ain't got no words
To describe conjugation Or participles. Next - Canada |
Maple Leaves and cold
Hockey is a way of life Just lost Vince Carter Next topic: Your Mother |
Mom raised all the kids
Not a loser in the bunch I miss her dearly Next - Milk Duds |
Milk Dud is good
Milk Duds are better, mmm. Milk chocolate, yes! Next - A dented can of beans |
most people do look
for that perfect shiny can clearance : good for me! next: keeping this thread alive! |
What hurts this thread most
The fact that people can't count to five or seven. Next - Merits of pantone colors. |
Quote:
pantone colors are something I know nothing of won't try looking up next - idiots who don't try to incorporate your haiku subject :D |
i bought furniture
prawns and baby greens salad hello Coppertop! :D next: sarcasm |
What an awesome guy
Fucked a sixteen year old girl You the man, cowboy next: a hernia |
Heavy lifting hurts
Be careful when lifting that Sixteen year old girl next: Coppertop at work :D |
I installed and played
Fallout 1 and 2 at work Yeah, I love my job next - marriage |
Two people commit
For a very good reason The tax deduction. Next: hair in the shower drain |
I thank God for love
And for hair in shower drains Also rabbit turds Next: the Rabbi |
The Rabbi goes snip
"Off with your foreskin, young man" And be one of us. I was trying to work in a Bugs Bunny reference like "Wabbi Seasoning", or "Rabbi Tracks", but I couldn't keep the syllable count down. Next: First dates |
So nervous I puked
She seemed like perfect angel Got hand in her pants Next: Any subject, but Rs should be replaced with Ws (a la Elmer Fudd). The more r(w)s, the better. |
Wealy Wed Wacoons,
Wush towawds wusty washwooms, Wun wight wacoons, wight! Next HemaphoditeS! |
"Hey, Go fuck yourself"!
Said the road-raged guy to Pat "OK, no problem". next up: Addicted to internet porn |
Have to use left hand
Because right hand navigates Crissy Moran, yum! next up: Stand Up Philosopher, Carlos Mencia |
Carlos Mencia
a funny motherfucker I say - duh duh duh! next - Alien vs. Predator |
Predator uses,
Shoulder mounted cannons, to kill Aliens. I got nothing... next one... Being Broke. |
Rent is coming due
Electricity is cut Time to hock something Next subject: horseradish |
Horseradish so hot
Snot runs out nose like water Very refreshing Next subject = Abraham Lincoln |
he freed all the slaves
who would have thought that he was a Republican? next - Star Wars |
Epic for our time
Episodes four, five, six: great! Don't fuck up, Lucas. Next: Howard the Duck |
Duck for the eighties
White feathered dancing machine never to return next:nuclear war |
damn, nuked yet again
got change for 10 million? fucking Stealth Bombers next - collectible card games |
Only thing I know
About those damn kiddie cards Big waste of money Johnny says he wants Small Dragon Ball Z card set Fifty-two dollars. next - The original Victor Jara, from Chile (look him up) |
Chilean hero
Broken, he sings of freedom And lives forever. Next: Lou Reed |
Walk on the wild side
Only Lou Reed song I've heard Heard he tried drugs once. Next: Korn (the band, not the misspelled food) |
Korn is NOT a band!
It's a radio station Just go watch "Hee-Haw" (Sorry I just couldn't resist!) Next: Korn (the band, not the misspelled food) |
Korn, no, not the food
very pleasing to the ears. Don't boil in water next: corn, not the band |
Corn's stuck in my teeth
and chewy like bubble gum when not in season. next: Monty Python |
from the holy grail
down to lovely coconuts always making laughs next...captain crunch |
The roof of my mouth
torn to shreds by my breakfast I ate Crunch Berries next - beer |
Best beer in the world
Schmidt's of Philadelphia Too bad they went bust next - avocados |
Little bit squishy
The ripe avocado makes Perfect burritos. Next: Thongs |
Copacabana
In Rio de Janeiro, almost bottomless. Dental floss swim pants Hotties get their vulvas tanned. I rub cream on you? Lady's underwear. Wedgies formed. Butt cheeks surround. Love to get to them. Thank you, Catmandu for good one on Victor. next: Anchovy pizza |
Anchovy pizza
the grossest thing known to man who the hell eats it? next: heavy metal |
Plutonium, Lead,
Thorium, Thallium, Gold, Protactinium. Next - Doo Wop |
Doo Wop is old school.
Noone listens to it now. Except for my dad.... |
Mr. McCormack
Listning to that doo wop shit Dancing in his thong. next: best friend dies |
Alone in mourning
Standing silent at your grave Grieving memories next: favorite pet |
ummm.... let me see now...
no subject to write about chance to show my skill 668 & 669 didn't show up on my screen when I posted Quote:
Next -- favorite pet |
My most fav'rit pet
can count to five and seven unlike some people Edit: damn! too late. never mind. Black rocks burn real hot dug from earth by black-lunged dudes sucks to be you, dude. Next: some sort of disease |
My old navy doc
Talked about "the creeping crud" Sounds nasty to me Next -- iceburgs |
Giant block of ice
without the Titanic's fate reputation lost next: immaturity |
Using a haiku
to ridicule someone else wow you're immature next: a sunset |
wake up in the morn
watch the sun rise, beautiful Oh! you said sunset. Next: Mistakes |
everyone commits
a few regrettable ones no? you're a liar Next: humility |
nothing that I have
or at least so says my girl but what does she know? next - octopi |
When served as sushi
Those little invertabrates are too cute to eat. next: bologna |
Fellatio Sue
Swallowing something tasty. Having bologna. Baloney sandwich I think I would rather have One with salamigna. next:Prozac |
Multiple reasons
handwriting illegible doctor's prescription next: pride |
Handgun smoking now,
bastard bleeding on the floor I still got my pride Next: Drumset |
this should be flyman's
he is the mad drummer here his house band rocks hard! :) Next: damn crows |
At dawn I hear it
sounds like a woman screaming damned crow on my roof. next: pennies |
about how many
fill a two liter bottle? I fit three thousand next - sweat |
"I'm Biggus Dickus"
said Pontius Pilate's boy So swollen with pride. Bonus points for the Monty Python reference? Next: Flash Gordon |
Nipples erected,
coat reveals nothing under as she flash Gordon next: sauerkraut |
Big Apple hot dogs
Sauerkraut makes them complete Used to cost a buck Next - chain saws |
quite a handy thing
to have in place of your hand when fighting zombies next - 1337 |
One Three Three Seven
Language of the super smart? No, I don't think so. Next: Famous Bruces. |
I knew a Bruce once
Quiet, asexual geek, Serial killer. Next: Fromage |
Catmandu fromage
is a saucy little cheese. But only in France. next: pork rinds |
Crispy fried pig fat
Mexicans say chicharon I say heart attack next: headache |
Headache or heartache
there's one medicine for all tender loving care Next: single malt |
A good single malt
does not have a twist off cap just like a good wine Next: Bourbon Story |
I'll tell you a story
A good one, about Bourbon I should drink some first. Next: Anal fisting |
my poor sphincter hurts
next time I think I shall try some lubrication next - insanity |
Did you kill someone
Want a good way to get off plead insanity Next: Crackberry |
pilot,crackberry?
a P D A culture war Nobody can win Next: spreadsheets |
Lotus 1 2 3
Was my very first spreadsheet Green screen where art thou? Next: Mr. Potatohead |
Round and brown tuber
Plug-in facial features, cool! Bake at three-fifty. Next: Subtlety |
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