|
stinky small blanket
wonder why that guy is here? someone get me out! next: dealing with tickets |
County cop asshole
Going to fight this in court Judge reduces fine The works of Marcel Proust |
stream of consciousness
pioneered modern novel sounds like he was gay next: trying to decipher haughty, self-indulgent literary criticism |
im still not sure what
self-indulgent literary criticism is So ill just skip it Next: A girl named Ashley |
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Ashley Judd makes me want to root for Kentucky She's one hot wildcat what ya'll think about my haiku illustrations? continue or not? next: hard hats |
hard hats are so cool
they protect my fuckin head when i am working Next - Prostate cancer |
I dont want cancer
please, doc, no fingers in my ass tell me you love me next - midget wrestling |
Two little brawlers,
look so funny in their tights. One. TWO THREE!!!!!! winner! next topic. midget porn |
she's little; not cute
but I'm intrigued, will it fit inside of her- yup! next: is Schwarzenegger really 6'4'' or much shorter? |
I bet he's so short
he rivals garden gnomes. ya shit, I got nothin... next: Vaseline |
Hmmmm... how to use this...
The models use it on teeth But I'll just jerk off. Next topic: farting during sex |
sex is wonderful
farting, during, maybe not i could be wrong though Next topic - monkey wrenches |
Never could figure
which end of the poor monkey it should be used on. next: Cults vs. hordes |
cults are for pussies
but hordes reign over the land who can withstand them? next: small boobies |
Be it a cult or,
be it a horde, its just men, following a nut. CRAP!!! next topic Chicago I like im little. I like the nipples the best Great little titties. |
Bulls and Cubs and Bears,
Oh My! the Windy City and a musical next: Catherine Zeta Jones |
I dont like her much
But she has really nice cans her husband is old |
next: michael douglas
|
I don't like him much
His wife has really nice cans His daddy could act next: Starsky & Hutch |
-Harry Carry Impresion-
Hey Hey! Here's a Guy.. HEY! How about those Hot-Dogs? Hey! Cubs Win, Cubs Win! Next: Bones and H.R PuffnStuff on a date. |
Come on bitch, touch it
Touch it, you know you want to, Then Bones starts to cry next: date rape |
I'ma do her good!
Passed out?! nod her head for her. Yup, consensual. next: care bears, or kids, or something not disgusting |
Puppies and kittens,
cute furry hampsters, nice soft rabbits. Lets make stew! I tried to not be disgusting sorry!!!!!!!! next topic bowling. |
bowling is so fun.
i hate keeping my own score. god im so lazy. Next - Keanu Reeves |
Surfer dude on speed
Dracula walks in the clouds Mister Anderson next: your favorite horror flick |
Freeman, Spacey, Pitt
Sinners pay with their own sins Chick's head in a box Next: Dracula |
A bad blood sucker,
He can change into a bat! Here comes the sun, Sleep! ok do the wolfman! |
It's just a thriller!
AAAA Hoo! Werewolves of London! Teenwolf in the gym. next: witches |
witches of eastwick
eat up that beast so quickly that it never knew next: clams |
clams are fabulous
bearded, i think, are the best I think thats it. Yep. next - Pellegrino (sparkling mineral water) |
our Italy trip
fond memories of food, wine, and sparkling water! next: Olive Garden |
I've never been there
Don't wanna be "family" Seen "The Godfather" Next: binge drinking |
binge drinking, oh yay!
get a week's done in one night fuck. puking AGAIN.. Next - Pepsi |
I refuse to give,
this drink a chance....its too sweet. Coke kicks its ass, man!!!!!!!!! next topic. teenagers in suburban Oregon |
What is wrong with kids.
Good-for-nothing bastard teens. But they do party! Next. Russians. |
Russians are not happy
But Winter brings them around Vodka warms their smiles Next. Marijuana |
I was going to write
This really awesome haiku But then I got high next - penguins |
Penguins are so cool.
They should eat bubble-gum ants. But, alas, they dont. Next - Mexico |
I have never been
south of the border,unless licking pussy counts! next topic The World Series |
Red sox versus Cubs!
Fox rejoices! ratings fest! shit, Yankees again. next: Pudge |
What a nickname, Pudge.
He's getting a little fat. Should call him Pudgie. next topic... what are you giving out on halloween??? |
"What is a monster?"
I think sarcastically, "Your costume sucks, kid." Next topic: True Evil |
Saddam Hussein, yeah.
Some say George Bush is also. I say Oprah is. Next topic... People who love Ophra that want to kill me. |
I think beef is bad!
Book clubs, Dr. Phil are good! I want to kill you! next: anti semitism |
Prison changes things,
Ass Fuckin my she-male whore, 'least she aint a jew. next: selfishness |
keep it to yourself.
dont let anyone have it. die a lonely man. next! cellphones and brain cancer |
those damn trial lawyers
wanting something to replace asbestos- it's crap! next: black mold |
Why is BLACK mold bad?
Cause the man said so??? FUCK THAT!!!!! Power to the mold!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next; People taking shit too seriously. |
WHAT?!! He said I eat
fried chicken and collared greens! I do, but, Still! next: watermelon |
It takes one shot and,
The watermelon explodes, Just like your head would. Next up: Fooling yourself |
The angry young man
Hot Damn! Tommy Shaw and Styx One of the best ever Next Up: Classic Rock |
It's Fingerpickin' good,
A Rock One-Oh-One weekend, The Cellar, she's nice. Next up: The Übermensch's Spermatazoa |
Nietzche's creations...
But why such crazy long words? Goddamn German fools. Next: Bowel movements |
Shit. Its scat-tastic.
Pooping on chests is so hot. My toes make it squish. Next .. Russians and their undying love for fermented potatoes |
oh man I already did this okay here goes:
I knew this Russian, Beats me every chess game, Damn drunken bastard Next: that food fight |
Food. Not meant to toss.
But who gives a shit really. Pie upside the head. Next- Andy Milanakis |
Dude looks like a kid
foul-mouthed thirteen year old boy really cracks me up next: Snickers |
can it get better?
melting, creamy, ectasy oral orgasm next: Politics |
Politics are weak.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Look at me, im old! NExt - Flesh Wounds |
OH FUCK!!!!!! I"M HIT!!!!!!!!!!! OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM GONNA FUCKIN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just a scratch???? My bad. next topic...... excessive swearing |
My teacher gasped,
My classmates were laughing, My father did not. Next up: Fucking growing up and shit. |
worrying about
insurance-car, health, and life; Friday Night- Lowes next: sharpening pencils |
The tip keeps breaking,
And I keep grinding away, I have an inch left. Next topic: My favorite beer |
Its so cold and good.
It quenches my thirst, ah beer. The best kind is free. Next topic. Hangovers |
stupid pounding head
just want to lay here all day where the hell's my truck? next: lost car keys |
Not under the couch,
And not in yesterday's pants, oops, found them in hand. Next: A hateful fuck or "Hate-Fuck" |
Don't wanna lick it,
I don't want my shit in it, but gotta do it. Next: Snoop Dogg |
Yo snizzle dizzle!
how come you are so skinny? don't you get munchies? next: anorexia |
secret enemy
who i cherish as a friend tricking me to death next: impotence |
money and power
and women! but impotence cuts one down to size next: new levitra commercials on during NFL games |
How can we get guys
who can't get it up to see commercial? --Football! Uhm, okay, maybe this last topic sucked because no posts, last four days I replied to me took care of that dumb topic now for something fun. Next: topless beaches |
A dirty old man
goes to the topless beach but Only men show up Next: Fetish |
Some people like shoes,
pee, stuffed animals, and poop. Is my dog kinky? next: your pet |
two canines one cat
teh fur is always flying at casa de bern next: <b>sharon osborne</b> |
Ozzy's Heroine,
Yells "Shaaarooon!!!" -and I want one, minus the fat kids. Next: Monty Burns |
monty burns sexxy?
Maybe in his nightmares yes! But homer is sexy!! Next topic: getting busted by the ? |
My dad found my porn,
And confiscated it as well, (Moved to his stash.) next: fleas |
little and itchy
they burrow into your hair fleas people, not crabs. next: lobster |
Insect of the deep
Boiled alive can't be too fun Yummy with butter Grizzly bears |
grizzly bears are fun
only if you 're on the run oops i got caught!! ouch !! Stupid people |
They think they are smart,
Those fucking stupid assholes, Not as smart as me. Next: the RIAA |
Can't buy Ferrari
Millionaires need more money Frivolous lawsuits Next: cold pizza |
Seen the commercials
Don't like Katie Couric, but creature of habit. next: microwaves |
Leftover Chinese,
Instant gratification, Praise Percy Spencer. Next: Black Velvet (cheap whiskey) |
I love cheap whiskey.
It makes me puke when I chug. Black Velvet is best. Next: those paper ass gaskets in public stalls |
can not live with out
public paper ass gaskets or else i would die. next: crabcakes |
Hairy clams, I know
and bun in the oven too what are crab cakes, though? next : innuendo |
Peel my Banana
Don't smear the white stuff, Darling Oh No... It broke. -Weep-. (Oh man.. that one sucked..) Next: Agent Smith |
Agent Smith is cool
But Air fourty five is too my member is big Next: the Midwest |
humid summers suck
corn fields make good party times fighting ice ain't nice Next: bandwagons |
As we suffer through
dark, losing seasons, I know fans'll return one day. next: overdue bills |
I hate to pay bills
but when I dont, I get calls good thing the phone broke Next - Cheetos |
How do they make these
heavenly, orange cheese puffs? cartoon cheetah shit? Next - A "Business Trip" to Singapore |
Long time fucky, suck.
I boom boom you number one. Business trip my ass! next topic VD |
rocked my world alright!
one night of great sex, but now it burns when I pee. next: turkey |
Turkey is so fowl. :)
It also has tryptophan. I think I will sleep. next: umbilical cords |
Do you think me weird
to still be attached to an umbilical cord Next: Fruit Roll Up |
Call me fruit jerky
mashed, dried, spread on cellophane I stick to your teeth |
No topic given, so I'll take the last word of the last post:
White soldiers in step March across a BLT tart, smokey goodness. Next subject: kind bud |
Quote:
sorry... :o ... my brain was mashed potatoes last night Next subject still: kind bud |
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