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Sorry no can do
Lawyer won't accept my case Walked me out the door next: blatant |
Gave me the finger
Told me to kiss her fat ass It's so obvious! Next: naked hottubbing |
Hot bubbly water
Oily bacteria soup Boobies can be seen Next: digging a trench |
They are moving us
Will be loosing my office I'm digging a trench Next: Workspace |
100 square feet
fashionable green tile floors desks, chairs, chalkboard, door Next: Lech Walesa (sp?) |
Solidarity
Kilbasa for lunch each day Vodka breaks 3 times. Next - walrus |
Walrus etoufee
Walrus gumbo walrus steaks Blubber on a stick. Next: penis enlargement spam |
I know it's a scam
but I am a bit tempted. I am so ashamed... Next: One million dollars |
Would you sleep with me?
One million dollars was her price for tonight. Next: Tilted Forum Project |
monumentally
the worst reason that I have for work time wasted next - Special Forces |
Moving in shadows
Behind the enemy lines Meet our men in black. Next - Flying monkeys |
their boss is a witch.
grab a scarecrow. toto too. work for bananas. Next: wild dreams |
Bush massaging me,
the Pope licking my fingers must not eat mushrooms Next: The Vatican |
Mafia Controlled,
a Powerful dominion, they wear silly hats. next: The Irish |
What's the difference
between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? next: one less drunk |
Piss on the third rail
After a night of drinking Electrocution Next: water shortage |
it seldom rains here
hills turn brown in the summer welcome to Nor Cal next - jimmy hats |
Googled 'Jimmy Hats'
Either a band or condom Both are new to me. Next: juggling |
Throw throw catch throw catch
Throw catch throw catch throw drop shit axe cut off my toe Next: tap dancing |
Forced to go to tap
when I was seven years old better than ballet next: Tourette's syndrome |
The angry old man
yells at whoever will hear and then forgets why. next: Hamburgers |
I'll pay you tuesday
Meaty treat on a big bun I can't eat just one next: Psychology |
Why we act crazy
Or obsess on brass doorknobs Job for the head doc Next: Hollywood |
razzle dazzle glitz
big stars, has beens, wannabes famous sign on hill next: disneyland |
Eight dollar burger
The happiest place on Earth Can't afford to go Next: tennis shoe |
Smells kind of rancid
Scuffed, ripped, gives me big blisters K-Mart, here I come next: K-Mart |
The one place for the
Martha Stewart collection Ain't it a riot?!? Next: insomnia |
toss turn toss again.
damn it all to hell and back!!! makes coffee. TFP. next: gloomy rainy days |
The Seattle rain
Brings me down every day Let's watch some movies! Next: bunny slippers |
Rabbit wakes at two
Wonders at the chilly floor Cannot find slippers Missus Rabbit screams "Lost yer fuckin' slippers, huh?" Then she eats her young. Next try: cannibalism |
Eating their children
Is not a good way to meet And greet your neighbors. Next: witch burning |
your long crooked nose,
it's remarkably pointy. wart face, you're ugly. next: ashtray |
Hey you! Pot smoking
Bunny with top hat and tie, Use a damn ashtray! :) Next: Prunes |
oh poor Catmandu...
constipated again, eh? dried plums elixir! next: an annoying neighbor |
oh that Mr. Jones
what a grumpy old bastard put some clothes on please next: the neighbours cat |
Come here little cat,
Instead she gallops away, She stops and washes, next: Sexual deviancy |
Bind me now, Mistress,
Blindfold, gag, and tie me up; Use me as your toy. Next: Tough guys |
Beating up bullies,
Was never that difficult, Now, I'm the bully. Next: Angry People |
The angry people
Who don't like the way I drive Can kiss my fat ass. Next: virginity |
Sacred, special is
this that could never be found once I had lost it. Next: My bad left knee :) |
Here the creaks and groans
As I climb the basement stairs Curse my bad left knee. Next: MTV |
Used to play music
Not anymore so I hear Haven't watched in years Next up to bat: winged creatures of the night |
Bats and mosquitos
Both love the taste of our blood Can't swat a bat, tho. Next: Brazil |
The Brazilian wax
honoring the nude beaches and hairless pussies next: tilted literature |
Literature tilts
Hard to fit in seven breaks Don't wish this on you next: fine wine |
special occasion.
dust off, remove foil, pop cork. pour... sip... savor....... yyyyyeah! next: strong coffee |
bags under my eyes
must get up and go to work please, caffeine, help me! next: Michael Jackson verdict |
not guilty said judge
michael moonwalked outta court you smooth criminal next: red dress |
Not self promotion
There must be a good story to lady in red next: Batman |
the caped crusader
fearlessly patrols Gotham creature of the night. Next: Britney and Kevin Federline |
who the hell I asked
is this Kevin Federline? Not a good topic Next: booty |
apparently yours
ain't a great topic either. He's Britney's husband NEXT TOPIC: Hickey's |
Bumped into a door
No really it's just a bruise It's not a hickey! Next: long weekend |
Days that fly on past
We wonder where the time went That was some good pot Next: hot weather |
hells bells. it is here.
freon filled closed up spaces, my sanctuary. <b>next:</b> getting to know new people online... |
I think I know you.
You seem more interesting than you prob'ly are. Next -> Summer Lovin' |
Sultry sensations
Salty-slick skin slides silkily Sweet summer lovin' Topic: chocolate |
nothing else like it
to get her hot and bothered excepting diamonds next - senior citizens |
Blue Hairs drive poorly.
Hitting all who cross their path. Thank A A R P. Next - large breasted women. |
Jenna Jameson
the dream of pubescent boys and quite a few men next - The Terminator |
I need to find her,
Have you seen Sarah Connor, She must be destroyed. Next: DMV |
DMV Payload:
'That's enough to prove my point' Don't save as template! Next: Geeks :) |
Quote:
For info on geeks Please see Tilted Computers lots of geeks post there Next: Church |
People on their knees
Praying for their sins and crimes Redemption will come Next: The color Yellow |
Egg yolks and mustard
after hours and hours of drink I vomit yellow Next: memories from distant past |
the sweet soothing feel
of my mothers warm breast milk being brought up as I'm burped. NEXT: White people dancing |
Ain't Got No Rytham
Writhing like a like a dying fish Gasping for some air Next: White Collar Jobs |
eight to five. commute.
stock. grind. dirty politics. hands still get dirty. Next: Hurricane |
Blow wind, blow your worst
Bringing death and destruction until you are done NEXT: My big toe |
bah, bad post, sorry
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Charlie asked me to
write a poem about his toe what a sick fucker next: that creepy guy on the subway |
Ripcord on backpack?
A moslem jihadist! Shoot!! Sorry, Brazilian. next: bad breath |
halitosis... dude....
please! floss, brush and gargle ...or... ...stay out of my face! next: garlic |
Keeps vampires abay
Dubya Tee Eff Ewe Asshats Don't let this thread die!!! next: Reincarnation |
To live yet again
as a gymnast's leotard is a just reward next: Plato |
He wrote lots of books
Some of them are important I have not read any next: Beer |
Stein's beautiful new
stein: crystal clear! Filled up, then done. Wish it were mine. NEXT: american idol |
Is it season five
Or wait, is it season six? It sucks but I watch next: fruity pebbles |
Saturday mornings
I ate the fruity goodness watching some cartoons next: Bill Hicks |
A comedian
William Melvin Hicks died In Nineteen Ninty-Four Next: crabgrass |
free. yet unwelcomed.
other side of fence complains... fuck uppity cunts. * actually, i'm that uppity cunt. round-up isn't that expensive, bitch! * :p next: allergies |
There's one kid I teach;
peanut butter will kill him. Don't touch my sandwich! Next hairy backs. |
You know what they say
About men with hairy backs really me neither Next: Haikus |
It does not seem that
counting to five and seven is a common skill Next: junk in the trunk |
crap
I edited it. Continue, please. |
Dance a happy dance.
I found our old haiku thread. Shake that ass, shake it. next up: vigilantes |
Angle Grinder Man
the wheel clamp vigilante: Traffic Warden's Bane! http://www.anglegrinderman.org/ Next up: bbq el cowboy |
Sweet, sweet BBQ.
It is true that I love you. To thee I'll stay true. Next: Napoleon Dynamite |
Ligers and Pedro;
some people see this movie as so flippin' sweet next: road trips |
You can go so far
with internal combustion and very good friends. next up: hit and run |
this road trips a bust
I think I hit a car or, It hit me, lets run. next topic POLICE CHASE |
black and white cruiser
in hot pursuit of a slow moving white bronco next: diverticulitis |
Abdominal pain
like diverticulitis Warm, scented breeze wafts. ('Scuse me.) Next: A goldfish ponders a golf ball that's been dropped into its bowl. |
the bedimpled orb
that has invaded my home from whence has it come? next - made-up words |
wonter em fen
abot idin dersama ket etyloda Next - is it summer yet? |
I can't recall not
being swathed in LL Bean eight more months to go. Nexty: I wish I could quit you |
Quote:
to coffee and cigarettes You'll never let go next: something in your shoe |
Cute little kitten
tail twitching from my wingtip left me a dead mouse Next: I resign! |
Opportunity
To kiss your ass every day No more! Do not want! Next: Returning after a long absence |
hitched mare by the bar
liars and cheats pour the drinks only rope remains next up: insects gone awry |
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