kuwait?

Well, I am somewhere on the Arabian peninsula but not in Kuwait.

qatar?

...in a town?

Not in Qatar but I can almost see Qatar from here. Yes I am in a town, at a special type of facility that might appeal to a fun loving motorhead like me.

Does Bahrain block your view?

no, I'd have to look beyond Qatar to see Bahrain.

so you're in the uar?

...like maybe at the Yas Island Circuit?

Yas Island, Abu Dhabi?

yes, somewhere in the UAR....yes in Abu Dhabi but not on Yas Island. Yas Island is a little over ten miles east.

In addition to my previous clue about this place appealing to a motorhead, there are at least a couple of world-level superlative qualities about this place.

Hell...

Abu Dhabi Traffic Control Centre?

nope...this place offers fun to the public.

big clue: red

Are you at the Corniche, watching the Red Bull Air Race?

nope. btw, I hate Red Bull...though I do like bulls and I like red.

I'm sorry to keep harping on this since it would be less meaningful to people who aren't auto enthusiasts, but this clue combination is significant: motorhead & red

And since you brought up Red Bull, that reminds me that Lamborghini has nothing to do with where I am.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ini-emblem.jpg

10 miles west of yas island is water...

"a little over 10 miles," & depending where you measure from & if it's straight west...

I think we need another clue, Bad Nick.

Sorry, I have to correct myself. When I originally put the name of this place into Google maps, it showed a place marker on the map which I assumed was the correct location and it was not on Yas Island but more westard in Abu Dhabi. Now that I was looking for better map clues, I went to the website of this facility and found their link to Google maps and it shows it right on Yas Island. Sorry.

But I would like to have someone guess the actual name of this facility/park kind of place on Yas Island and the "red" "motorhead" and "not Lamborghini" are pretty solid clues.

Give it another shot. Ocm? guessed Yas Island Circuit but I'm not right at the circuit but just about right next to it.

Yas Marina Circuit, Formula One & Etihad Airways Grand Prix host Abu Dhabi

?

It's right next to that circuit. If you look around for a huge red thing in that vicinity, I'm at that place and the name of this place is directly related to my red car clues above.

Ferrari World Readies For Grand Opening

?

dah dah!!! Yes, I'm at Ferrari World on Yas Island. You're up, unc.

Ferrari World - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ferrari World is a Ferrari themed amusement park on Yas Island in Abu Dhabi. The park is situated under a 200,000 square metres (2,200,000 sq ft) roof making it the largest indoor amusement park in the world. Ferrari World officially opened on November 4, 2010. The theme park is home to Formula Rossa the world's fastest roller coaster. A Ferrari logo adorns the roof of the building and measures 65 metres (213 ft) by 48.5 metres (159 ft) - the largest Ferrari logo ever created. Includes the Galleria Ferrari - the world's largest Ferrari gallery outside Maranello.

This is Yas Island Circuit in the foreground with Ferrari World in the background:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../yasisland.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rariWorld1.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...i-world-05.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...riWorld_GT.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...bu-dhabi-1.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ri_world31.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...dthemepark.jpg

damn, i don't know where to be right now but i'll come up with something today or tomorrow...

ok, come and find me...

WH?

New Orleans?

NH?

does the place have the word "tit" in it?

yes, no, yes, no...

somewhere inda sofa?

& still boob related?

somewhere in da sofa and NOT boob-related...

(Wow!?) South of 40?

south of the 40th...

East of the Mississippi?

east of the rollin' river...

In a landlocked state?

no...

...both coasts, again?

only one coast...

The Atlantic one?

the mighty atlantic...

One of the Carolinas?

no...

are you feeling peachy in Georgia?

nope...

Virginia?

yes, but more of me is in maryland...

might you be in the Chincoteague or Assateague shore areas?

yes...

Are you on that island with the sea ponies?

yes...

I say you're in Tom's Cove on Assateague Island!

you're too far south...

Chincoteague national wildlife refuge?

nope...

got the right idea, though...

hmmm, are you at the Assateague Island National Seashore? if so, can I surf with you?

i am, and europe!!!

good job, st. nick...

Good one, unc. I was half ass'd expecting you to be somewhere in Assawoman butt the location didn't quite match your posterior clues.

A day after St. Nick day is the date which will live in infamy!!! ...a Democrat said that. I think it has something to do with shopping.

OK, give me a bit to find my new place to hide.

I'm there!!!! Come find me.

It's wintertime. Did you go to the Southern Hemisphere?

no. At least not yet.

Well surely you stuck to the Western Hemisphere to keep it simple...

I'm guessing Europe, to make it complicated.

simple it is. I'm in the WH.


ps: I was surprised I hadn't already posted this answer. I was on here several hours ago, said the same thing as I just did, but now it wasn't here...I must have hit the wrong button or something.

is "english" the tongue of the realm?

yes

ps: I used to chase my honey around the supermarket with one of those large beef tongues. We shopped after midnight so we could do silly stuff like that.

are you in the country of the sofa?

North of the 40th parallel?

yes! yes!

east of our lady?

What is land of the sofa? Our lady?

USofA and Mrs. Sippi...

Are you in a landlocked state?

west of the Mrs. and not landlocked

Is your state home to grunge music, overpriced coffee, and a blossoming film career?

or gone?

Or Washington?

I doubt it's ever associated with those things. By the way, my lovely daughter lives in Olympia, WA and is a grunge/garage band/punk Oly musician and talented graphic artist, I love strong coffee and my favorite beans for the last couple years are Gold Coast Blend from Starbucks, but I have no direct connection yet with any film career.

and/or no

and you should know, another no

Is your state famous for giant trees?

not usually. I think that's more like California, Oregon, Washington...and I'm not in any of those places.

North of 40, west of the Mississippi, & not landlocked...

Are you in Iowa?

not Iowa or any state that borders the Mrs. or the Great Lakes.

You couldn't be near any of those places anyway...
Now that you've shot down the pacific coast, if you're west of the Miss and NOT landlocked you're either gambling, surfing, eating crawfish, hunting walrus, or rasslin' cattle!

are you baking in alaska?

He likes it up there, doesn't he?

Are you in a town?

There you go...I'm in Alaska. I'd like it a lot better up here if we could just get rid of that Palin woman. Ship her down to the lower 48 someplace or send her out bear hunting with a pea shooter.

Yes I am in a town.

The Q & A session below is a bit of a vague clue about where in Alaska I am:

Are you closer to Juneau or Anchorage?

are you in a coastal town?

not coastal...quite in the middle, and of those two cities, closer to Anchorage.

But even much closer to Fairbanks.

are you on the same highway as Healy?

Depends how you look at it. Healy is on Alaska Stat Hwy. 3 which, if you head north, ends in Fairbanks. But if you stay on that road and go past Fairbanks, there I am.

pole dancing at the "north pole?"

or "...past Fairbanks" continuing north?

you found me unc. I'm in North Pole at the Santa Claus House Santa letters from North Pole since 1952 | Santa Claus House

...you're up next, Unc'a Santa

Those little elve strippers are so cute as they slide up and down on the north pole. But they're hanging up their g-strings this time of season to get ready to help Santa deliver presents to all the good children around the world, including the southern hemisphere as previously mentioned.

So make your lists, check 'em twice, and mail them off to the Santa House in North Pole, Alaska.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...claushouse.jpg

runnin' out of places to hide...

i'll find someplace soon...

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ok, find me...

WH?

NH?

how you doing tonight, Hotmnkyluv? We had a few flakes falling earlier. How's SS FL?

no, and no...

and nick, sunny south florida is not what it's cracked up to be lately...