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Old 04-24-2003, 09:00 PM   #201 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:32 AM   #202 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:48 AM   #203 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:51 AM   #204 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:19 AM   #205 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:23 AM   #206 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:32 AM   #207 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:14 AM   #208 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:19 AM   #209 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:29 AM   #210 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:30 AM   #211 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:37 AM   #212 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:51 AM   #213 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:00 AM   #214 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:19 AM   #215 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:16 AM   #216 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:17 AM   #217 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:26 AM   #218 (permalink)
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spectre puts small, shaved, greased rodents in his pants late at night while listening to Englebert Humperdinck's greatest hits over and over again.
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:59 AM   #219 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 11:24 AM   #220 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 11:27 AM   #221 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 11:28 AM   #222 (permalink)
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troit is actually a (very) clever anagram for a swahili word meaning 'lover of small rodents with dyed backs'
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Old 04-25-2003, 11:30 AM   #223 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:58 PM   #224 (permalink)
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Location: Canada's capital, eh
Bones has none. He's a rubberman.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:24 PM   #225 (permalink)
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Laughter is actually a very very very sad person who rarely ever laughs. And he makes little racecars out of his poop
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:40 PM   #226 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:42 PM   #227 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:44 PM   #228 (permalink)
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edit...WorldsKing is a miniature version of Alex Trebek that lives in a dumpster behind KFC and prefers the taste of dumpster juice rather than a half eaten #7 combo platter.

Also ..All night he dreams about My Little Pony.

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Old 04-25-2003, 02:47 PM   #229 (permalink)
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GuttersnipeXL is the employee of the month at said KFC.
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Old 04-25-2003, 02:50 PM   #230 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:20 PM   #231 (permalink)
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Location: US, East Coast. Blah.
Bones likes to wear a complete Sailor Moon outifit to his dental appointments and behave in a coquettish manner with the large burly Yugoslav Dental Master all the while speaking only in a falsetto intended to sound like a young japanese waif.
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:39 AM   #232 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:45 AM   #233 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:46 AM   #234 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:49 AM   #235 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:50 AM   #236 (permalink)
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w3r7y gets obscure references to songs that no one has heard of and um... is a Mac User!
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:22 PM   #237 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:52 PM   #238 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 04:01 PM   #239 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 07:37 PM   #240 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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