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THE MAC GOD · 06-14-2003, 01:32 AM

Mr. Deflok is lucky enough to have a penis that vibrates. With a built in French Tickler. (do they call those 'freedom ticklers' nowadays?)

uncle phil · 06-14-2003, 04:21 AM

mac prays to be allowed to stand in GH's shadow...

Fremen · 06-14-2003, 04:34 AM

uncle phil wears a cloak on the weekends and runs around yelling "Frodo lives!, Frodo li-i-i-ves!!"

Pyrate · 06-14-2003, 05:24 AM

Fremen takes immense pride in the fact he can touchtype on a scientific calculator...

...and is planning to start tutoring people on how to do it.

Stiltzkin · 06-14-2003, 06:43 AM

Pyrate's favorite word is "blimey", which is why he lives in CorBlimeyLand. Hmm... yeah.

Fly · 06-14-2003, 06:56 AM

stiltz likes to rub his genitalia against the bark of trees

splck · 06-14-2003, 07:00 AM

flyman thanks his dad for giving him wee little legs.

Fly · 06-14-2003, 07:09 AM

splck is always tryin to catch fish but,his rod is WAY too small.

Opiate · 06-14-2003, 07:14 AM

two years ago, in a vain attempt to swim the atlantic, Flyman had to be rescued a quarter of the way by some pirates who hadnt seen a female in 10 years....

Fly · 06-14-2003, 07:21 AM

opiate is on drugs.poor guy is hallucinating about 10 year old pirates.

Stiltzkin · 06-14-2003, 10:34 AM

flyman is actually mothman, just that he doesn't want you to know that he chews on your undies at night when you're not watching.

KWSN · 06-14-2003, 02:17 PM

Bones' ass isn't really all that bad.

No, wait... actually, it is.

richeee · 06-14-2003, 03:05 PM

KWSN gets happy reading the Arbitron Radio results for Sioux Falls.
He's #1 with boys ages 9 through 16!

uncle phil · 06-14-2003, 03:42 PM

richee plays with tonka trucks...and they play back...

Krycheck · 06-14-2003, 05:03 PM

Splick like to pick his toe cheese and saves it in a jar that he keeps on his nitestand.

richeee · 06-14-2003, 05:07 PM

Krycheck needs to check his browser refresh/reload.
The next post better pick on Uncle Phil or I will send Spectre, Rogue, SixAte and a few others after you!!!
It's Uncle Phil!

HamiC · 06-14-2003, 05:26 PM

Deep down, Uncle Phil knows that the pig was just being polite.

Stiltzkin · 06-14-2003, 06:13 PM

HamiC, richeee, Krycheck AND uncle phil are all part of a secret society that enjoys burning hamsters and installing toilet seats where none are necessary, such as right smack dab in the middle of a parking lot or inbetween two isles in a supermarket.

obelix · 06-14-2003, 07:16 PM

i am Stiltzkin's biological father.

Stiltzkin · 06-14-2003, 07:39 PM

I am obelix's biological twin cousin

queedo · 06-14-2003, 08:35 PM

flyman like to lick the tree barks after stiltz is done rubbing!

Stiltzkin · 06-14-2003, 08:40 PM

queedo is a frito. Ok, that was cheesey (ohh yeah!

)

But on a serious note, queedo is a human being. Can't beat that, really can't.

Mr.Deflok · 06-14-2003, 09:29 PM

Stiltzkin needs a 2cm splint to hold his penis upright for sex.

Stiltzkin · 06-14-2003, 09:56 PM

Das right, damn it.

Mr.Deflok is actually Ms.Soundopen (def = deaf, lok = lock, get it? get?

)

Fremen · 06-15-2003, 02:00 AM

Stiltzkin won the lottery but kept his job at the diaper factory.

manalone · 06-15-2003, 02:01 AM

Fremen wastes water.

Also, he made love to a guild member once...

Fremen · 06-15-2003, 02:07 AM

that was a good one, manalone.

manalone wears cologne so he can stand to sit on the throne, that's why, alas, he's a man alone.

Meridae'n · 06-15-2003, 04:35 AM

Don't encourage him!

Fremen can't make jelly

Fly · 06-15-2003, 05:26 AM

Meridae'n actually has a thing for jam,not jelly........he's just tooooo embarrased to let anyone know that splck is on his mind right now.

*cha-ching.....double whammy*

splck · 06-15-2003, 06:02 AM

flyman apparently likes/ want's to shove dildos up people’s asses.

bundy · 06-15-2003, 06:34 AM

splck has a massive collection of fly fishing paraphernalia, but will never use it coz he hates all things fishy.

Stiltzkin · 06-15-2003, 08:02 AM

bundy has sex with life-sized female dolls. Very odd.

Fly · 06-15-2003, 08:23 AM

Stiltz is a midget.......that's the reason for the stiltz

richeee · 06-15-2003, 08:37 AM

Flyman knows where the weapons of mass destruction are, and refuses to tell!

Fly · 06-15-2003, 08:39 AM

richee is a cheap s.o.b. and that's why i won't tell him.

*buck up and the hidding place will be revealed*

richeee · 06-15-2003, 08:56 AM

Flyman failed to notice richeee has a donor tag. Who's the cheap s.o.b.?

Now where are those WMD's??

gallopingwanker · 06-15-2003, 11:44 AM

richee has a strange obsession with fish sticks and cream cheese, oh yea, and his parents left him when he was 3

queedo · 06-15-2003, 12:11 PM

gallopingwanker likes to eat pizza with yogurt and wasabi on it while he masterbates with a cheese grater

Meridae'n · 06-15-2003, 03:20 PM

queedo can't doggy-paddle

Mr.Deflok · 06-15-2003, 04:04 PM

Meridae'n uses a flutter-board when walking.

06-14-2003, 01:32 AM	#1201 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Mr. Deflok is lucky enough to have a penis that vibrates. With a built in French Tickler. (do they call those 'freedom ticklers' nowadays?) __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-14-2003, 04:21 AM	#1202 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mac prays to be allowed to stand in GH's shadow... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-14-2003, 04:34 AM	#1203 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil wears a cloak on the weekends and runs around yelling "Frodo lives!, Frodo li-i-i-ves!!" __________________ Google

06-14-2003, 05:24 AM	#1204 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Fremen takes immense pride in the fact he can touchtype on a scientific calculator... ...and is planning to start tutoring people on how to do it. __________________ ?

06-14-2003, 06:43 AM	#1205 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Pyrate's favorite word is "blimey", which is why he lives in CorBlimeyLand. Hmm... yeah. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-14-2003, 06:56 AM	#1206 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	stiltz likes to rub his genitalia against the bark of trees __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-14-2003, 07:00 AM	#1207 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman thanks his dad for giving him wee little legs. __________________ nice line eh?

06-14-2003, 07:09 AM	#1208 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	splck is always tryin to catch fish but,his rod is WAY too small. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-14-2003, 07:14 AM	#1209 (permalink)
Opiate Tilted Location: Melbourne	two years ago, in a vain attempt to swim the atlantic, Flyman had to be rescued a quarter of the way by some pirates who hadnt seen a female in 10 years.... __________________ when i am king, you will be first against the wall...

06-14-2003, 07:21 AM	#1210 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	opiate is on drugs.poor guy is hallucinating about 10 year old pirates. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-14-2003, 10:34 AM	#1211 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	flyman is actually mothman, just that he doesn't want you to know that he chews on your undies at night when you're not watching. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-14-2003, 02:17 PM	#1212 (permalink)
KWSN green	Bones' ass isn't really all that bad. No, wait... actually, it is. __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-14-2003, 03:05 PM	#1213 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	KWSN gets happy reading the Arbitron Radio results for Sioux Falls. He's #1 with boys ages 9 through 16! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-14-2003, 03:42 PM	#1214 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	richee plays with tonka trucks...and they play back... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-14-2003, 05:03 PM	#1215 (permalink)
Krycheck Sultana ruined my evil persona Location: Los Angeles	Splick like to pick his toe cheese and saves it in a jar that he keeps on his nitestand. __________________ His pants are tight...but his morals are loose!!

06-15-2003, 02:01 AM	#1226 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Fremen wastes water. Also, he made love to a guild member once... __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-15-2003, 04:35 AM	#1228 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Don't encourage him! Fremen can't make jelly __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? Last edited by Meridae'n; 06-15-2003 at 04:37 AM..

06-14-2003, 05:07 PM	#1216 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Krycheck needs to check his browser refresh/reload. The next post better pick on Uncle Phil or I will send Spectre, Rogue, SixAte and a few others after you!!! It's Uncle Phil! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-14-2003, 05:26 PM	#1217 (permalink)
HamiC Insane Location: USA	Deep down, Uncle Phil knows that the pig was just being polite.

06-14-2003, 06:13 PM	#1218 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	HamiC, richeee, Krycheck AND uncle phil are all part of a secret society that enjoys burning hamsters and installing toilet seats where none are necessary, such as right smack dab in the middle of a parking lot or inbetween two isles in a supermarket. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-14-2003, 07:16 PM	#1219 (permalink)
obelix Insane Location: Calgary, AB	i am Stiltzkin's biological father. __________________ no substance

06-14-2003, 07:39 PM	#1220 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I am obelix's biological twin cousin __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-14-2003, 08:35 PM	#1221 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	flyman like to lick the tree barks after stiltz is done rubbing! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-14-2003, 08:40 PM	#1222 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	queedo is a frito. Ok, that was cheesey (ohh yeah! ) But on a serious note, queedo is a human being. Can't beat that, really can't. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-14-2003 at 08:43 PM..

06-14-2003, 09:29 PM	#1223 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Stiltzkin needs a 2cm splint to hold his penis upright for sex.

06-14-2003, 09:56 PM	#1224 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Das right, damn it. Mr.Deflok is actually Ms.Soundopen (def = deaf, lok = lock, get it? get? ) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-15-2003, 02:00 AM	#1225 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Stiltzkin won the lottery but kept his job at the diaper factory. __________________ Google

06-15-2003, 02:07 AM	#1227 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	that was a good one, manalone. manalone wears cologne so he can stand to sit on the throne, that's why, alas, he's a man alone. __________________ Google

06-15-2003, 05:26 AM	#1229 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Meridae'n actually has a thing for jam,not jelly........he's just tooooo embarrased to let anyone know that splck is on his mind right now. cha-ching.....double whammy __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-15-2003, 06:02 AM	#1230 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman apparently likes/ want's to shove dildos up people’s asses. __________________ nice line eh?

06-15-2003, 06:34 AM	#1231 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	splck has a massive collection of fly fishing paraphernalia, but will never use it coz he hates all things fishy. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-15-2003, 08:02 AM	#1232 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	bundy has sex with life-sized female dolls. Very odd. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-15-2003, 08:23 AM	#1233 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Stiltz is a midget.......that's the reason for the stiltz __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-15-2003, 08:37 AM	#1234 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Flyman knows where the weapons of mass destruction are, and refuses to tell! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-15-2003, 08:39 AM	#1235 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	richee is a cheap s.o.b. and that's why i won't tell him. buck up and the hidding place will be revealed __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-15-2003, 08:56 AM	#1236 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Flyman failed to notice richeee has a donor tag. Who's the cheap s.o.b.? Now where are those WMD's?? __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-15-2003, 11:44 AM	#1237 (permalink)
gallopingwanker At the Lemonade Stand Location: in a theater near you!	richee has a strange obsession with fish sticks and cream cheese, oh yea, and his parents left him when he was 3