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Stiltzkin · 06-12-2003, 09:06 PM

What're you talking about? Its my native land.

Geographic coordinates 2 00 N, 10 00 E

Location Western Africa, bordering the Bight of Biafra, between Cameroon and Gabon

Meridae'n has a clown fetish; he thinks women look especially sexy with a big red nose on.

Meridae'n · 06-12-2003, 09:11 PM

That's it, right under that huge red X...

Stilzkin and an acute fear of bubbles

KWSN · 06-12-2003, 09:13 PM

Meridae'n has the ' in there to comment on his penis size. The ' does not mean a foot in his case... he actually uses the ' as a comparison as far as length goes.

Stiltzkin · 06-12-2003, 09:22 PM

KWSN invented his own religion. Said religion promotes the use of anal beads and gential danglers...

queedo · 06-12-2003, 09:23 PM

Stiltzkin has a belly button fully of festering smegma that smells like a combination of open ass and cheese!

Meridae'n · 06-12-2003, 09:26 PM

queedo drives a pink Saturn

queedo · 06-12-2003, 09:28 PM

Meridae'n purchased a pink Saturn for me because he thinks I'm a hot piece of ass!

Stiltzkin · 06-12-2003, 09:55 PM

queedo labored with endless pens and thousands of reams of paper for over 10 years. When he was done, the end result was a bible twice as thick as the Holy Bible, and he professes that God is actually a woman. Not bad, queedo

Meridae'n · 06-12-2003, 10:04 PM

Stiltzkin spend NYE 2000 in hospital convinced he had the millenium bug

richeee · 06-12-2003, 10:17 PM

Meridae'n spent New Year's Eve 2002 holed up in a closet in the Coogee Bay Hotel, refusing to come out until the queen abdicates the throne.

... Meridae'n's still in that closet...

Stiltzkin · 06-12-2003, 10:22 PM

richeee thought the Matrix: Reloaded parody shown at the MTV Movie Awards was downright hilarious, mostly due to the fact that he does not know what "ergo", "concordantly" and "vis-a-vis" mean, and because he found the original dialogue between Neo and the Architect downright confusing just like everyone else. Tisk tisk.

richeee · 06-12-2003, 10:32 PM

Stiltzkin confuses richeee with some moron who still watches empty-vee. (Stiltzkin forgets that richeee worked for the great MTV when it began, and hasn't looked back since...)
Also, Stiltzkin has a crush on JJ Jackson!

Meridae'n · 06-12-2003, 10:43 PM

richeee think denial is a river in Egypt

richeee · 06-12-2003, 10:49 PM

it's not?!?
Meridae'n seems to memorize atlases, maps and gazeteers!
And likes it!

Meridae'n · 06-12-2003, 10:54 PM

richee hasn't seen Star Wars

Fremen · 06-13-2003, 01:42 AM

Meridae'n secretly plays with Tonka toys at work.

Pyrate · 06-13-2003, 02:57 AM

Fremen has a Furby in his backpack. I can hear its laboured wails for nourishment!

Mr.Deflok · 06-13-2003, 03:06 AM

Pyrate owns an Avril Lavigne album

uncle phil · 06-13-2003, 03:54 AM

deflok has two, count 'em, two celine dionne cd's in his car and they are playing constantly...

Pyrate · 06-13-2003, 04:11 AM

and uncle phil tails his car to catch a listen!!!

queedo · 06-13-2003, 04:32 AM

Pyrate still bets GI Joe stuck up his...(You know) when in the bath tub!

Troublebot · 06-13-2003, 08:19 AM

queedo shot first.

No wait, that was Greedo.

Well, queedo WISHES he shot first.

Giant Hamburger · 06-13-2003, 08:39 AM

I GISed Troublebot and only got one image...

It's amazing how smart those Collies can be.

Stiltzkin · 06-13-2003, 09:13 AM

Giant Humburger is actually a BigMac, i.e. one of the smallest burgers ever seen on the face of this earth that claims to be "big"...

KWSN · 06-13-2003, 09:17 AM

Stiltzkin is goatse's bitch.

rockogre · 06-13-2003, 09:28 AM

KWSN has to trim those little tufts of hair off of the tops of his ears every morning.

Stiltzkin · 06-13-2003, 10:28 AM

rockogre believes a little green man called Pepe follows him around everywhere.

uncle phil · 06-13-2003, 12:51 PM

stiltz loves living in "censored"...

etardedraverboy · 06-13-2003, 01:16 PM

uncle phil has a fear of his own shadow so when ever he gett's scared he squeezes his balls tight and shout's like michael jackson eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeee

queedo · 06-13-2003, 02:51 PM

etardedraverboy is from a place where men are men and sheep are nervous!

Stiltzkin · 06-13-2003, 04:30 PM

queedo belives he bears a striking resemblance to Edward Norton and goes around calling himself Tyler Durden, professing that he is the occult leader of a group known only as Fight Club...

Fly · 06-13-2003, 05:45 PM

(censored)....

for fear of retribution

Stiltzkin · 06-13-2003, 06:20 PM

my thoughts exactly.

flyman is... who he is. Booyah, beat that!

GuttersnipeXL · 06-13-2003, 07:26 PM

Stiltzkin's real name is Rumpled Foreskin!

richeee · 06-13-2003, 08:06 PM

GS XL wishes he could look as good as Frank Zappa in a dress. This doesn't stop GS XL from wearing a different dress every day... just waiting for that first whistle or cat call...
dream on, beautiful...

Stiltzkin · 06-13-2003, 08:43 PM

rich actually lives in The Ruby City, The Emerald City's rival.

queedo · 06-13-2003, 08:57 PM

Stiltzkin like to pay men to wear high heels and step on his testicles.

GuttersnipeXL · 06-13-2003, 09:15 PM

As well as krwlz in a previous post, queedo has a penchant for Crisco and Pommeranians. When not indulging, he likes to watch the action.

Stiltzkin · 06-13-2003, 09:34 PM

Snipe's avatar is a picture of what his ideal wife would look like...

Mr.Deflok · 06-14-2003, 12:39 AM

Stiltzkin's avatar is a picture of his favourite vibrator

06-12-2003, 09:06 PM	#1161 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	What're you talking about? Its my native land. Geographic coordinates 2 00 N, 10 00 E Location Western Africa, bordering the Bight of Biafra, between Cameroon and Gabon Meridae'n has a clown fetish; he thinks women look especially sexy with a big red nose on. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-12-2003, 09:11 PM	#1162 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	That's it, right under that huge red X... Stilzkin and an acute fear of bubbles __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-12-2003, 09:13 PM	#1163 (permalink)
KWSN green	Meridae'n has the ' in there to comment on his penis size. The ' does not mean a foot in his case... he actually uses the ' as a comparison as far as length goes. __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-12-2003, 09:22 PM	#1164 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	KWSN invented his own religion. Said religion promotes the use of anal beads and gential danglers... __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-12-2003, 09:23 PM	#1165 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	Stiltzkin has a belly button fully of festering smegma that smells like a combination of open ass and cheese! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-12-2003, 09:26 PM	#1166 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	queedo drives a pink Saturn __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-12-2003, 09:28 PM	#1167 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	Meridae'n purchased a pink Saturn for me because he thinks I'm a hot piece of ass! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-12-2003, 09:55 PM	#1168 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	queedo labored with endless pens and thousands of reams of paper for over 10 years. When he was done, the end result was a bible twice as thick as the Holy Bible, and he professes that God is actually a woman. Not bad, queedo __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-12-2003, 10:04 PM	#1169 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Stiltzkin spend NYE 2000 in hospital convinced he had the millenium bug __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-12-2003, 10:17 PM	#1170 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Meridae'n spent New Year's Eve 2002 holed up in a closet in the Coogee Bay Hotel, refusing to come out until the queen abdicates the throne. ... Meridae'n's still in that closet... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-12-2003, 10:22 PM	#1171 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	richeee thought the Matrix: Reloaded parody shown at the MTV Movie Awards was downright hilarious, mostly due to the fact that he does not know what "ergo", "concordantly" and "vis-a-vis" mean, and because he found the original dialogue between Neo and the Architect downright confusing just like everyone else. Tisk tisk. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-12-2003, 10:32 PM	#1172 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Stiltzkin confuses richeee with some moron who still watches empty-vee. (Stiltzkin forgets that richeee worked for the great MTV when it began, and hasn't looked back since...) Also, Stiltzkin has a crush on JJ Jackson! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-12-2003, 10:43 PM	#1173 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	richeee think denial is a river in Egypt __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-12-2003, 10:49 PM	#1174 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	it's not?!? Meridae'n seems to memorize atlases, maps and gazeteers! And likes it! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-12-2003, 10:54 PM	#1175 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	richee hasn't seen Star Wars __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-13-2003, 01:42 AM	#1176 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meridae'n secretly plays with Tonka toys at work. __________________ Google

06-13-2003, 03:54 AM	#1179 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	deflok has two, count 'em, two celine dionne cd's in his car and they are playing constantly... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-13-2003, 12:51 PM	#1188 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	stiltz loves living in "censored"... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-13-2003, 02:57 AM	#1177 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Fremen has a Furby in his backpack. I can hear its laboured wails for nourishment! __________________ ?

06-13-2003, 03:06 AM	#1178 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Pyrate owns an Avril Lavigne album

06-13-2003, 04:11 AM	#1180 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	and uncle phil tails his car to catch a listen!!! __________________ ?

06-13-2003, 04:32 AM	#1181 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	Pyrate still bets GI Joe stuck up his...(You know) when in the bath tub! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-13-2003, 08:19 AM	#1182 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	queedo shot first. No wait, that was Greedo. Well, queedo WISHES he shot first. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

06-13-2003, 08:39 AM	#1183 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I GISed Troublebot and only got one image... It's amazing how smart those Collies can be.

06-13-2003, 09:13 AM	#1184 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Giant Humburger is actually a BigMac, i.e. one of the smallest burgers ever seen on the face of this earth that claims to be "big"... __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-13-2003, 09:17 AM	#1185 (permalink)
KWSN green	Stiltzkin is goatse's bitch. __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-13-2003, 09:28 AM	#1186 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	KWSN has to trim those little tufts of hair off of the tops of his ears every morning. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

06-13-2003, 10:28 AM	#1187 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	rockogre believes a little green man called Pepe follows him around everywhere. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-13-2003, 01:16 PM	#1189 (permalink)
etardedraverboy Insane Location: portland the land of liquid sun shine	uncle phil has a fear of his own shadow so when ever he gett's scared he squeezes his balls tight and shout's like michael jackson eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeee __________________ vvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooommmmmm

06-13-2003, 02:51 PM	#1190 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	etardedraverboy is from a place where men are men and sheep are nervous! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-13-2003, 04:30 PM	#1191 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	queedo belives he bears a striking resemblance to Edward Norton and goes around calling himself Tyler Durden, professing that he is the occult leader of a group known only as Fight Club... __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-13-2003, 05:45 PM	#1192 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	(censored).... for fear of retribution __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-13-2003, 06:20 PM	#1193 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	my thoughts exactly. flyman is... who he is. Booyah, beat that! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-13-2003, 07:26 PM	#1194 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Stiltzkin's real name is Rumpled Foreskin! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

06-13-2003, 08:06 PM	#1195 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	GS XL wishes he could look as good as Frank Zappa in a dress. This doesn't stop GS XL from wearing a different dress every day... just waiting for that first whistle or cat call... dream on, beautiful... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-13-2003, 08:43 PM	#1196 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	rich actually lives in The Ruby City, The Emerald City's rival. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-13-2003, 08:57 PM	#1197 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	Stiltzkin like to pay men to wear high heels and step on his testicles. __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-13-2003, 09:15 PM	#1198 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	As well as krwlz in a previous post, queedo has a penchant for Crisco and Pommeranians. When not indulging, he likes to watch the action. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST